Title:           Blaze It Chapter 2
Author:          LeonidIslay
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First Edit:      Friday 21st of April 2017 11:58:26 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 27th of April 2017 11:08:41 AM CDT

>be fluttershy
>on your way to Tree Hugger's house for a party
>walking through ponyville, you notice something strange
>The closer she got to Tree Hugger's house, the more ponies seemed "calmer"
>When you get to her house, you notice a funny smell in the air
>all her windows are open
>pinkie pie is snooping around, smelling the air and the ground
>"FLUTTERSHY! Do you smell that? I've never smelled it before."
"Yeah Pinkie, I've never smelled it before either. What do you think it is?"
>"I bet it's those brownies she makes. She always makes a bunch but never wants me to sell them at the shop."
Suddenly, a voice calls from behind you
>"It's because shes a commie."
>A shadow is cast over you and pinkie as he approaches you
>it was a tall lanky figure with black and white covering its pale skin.
>Anonymous
>"Looks like I got her just in time to stop her evil deeds."
>He takes off his jacket and rolls up his shirt sleeves
>"Come on Ponko Regan, let's tear down this wall."
"Um, Anonymous, what's a commie?"
>he stops just before he starts punching the house
>"It's the official ideology of all dirty hippies like her back on earth. They share instead of selling. It's disgusting"
"What's a hippie?"
>"Someone who hates freedom and capitalism, THE LIFEBLOOD OF AMERICA!"
>He was screaming at her house
>what the hell is he even talking about
"Um, Anonymous?"
>he's still screeching about something called a constitution
"ANONYMOUS!"
>he stops parading around with pinkie
>"what?"
"Maybe we should just go inside and ask her?"
>"Okie dokie loki"
>Pinkie bounds inside while anonymous sulks behind her
>a cloud of smoke billows out the open door
>"Close the door; I'm hotboxing!
 
>be Tree Hugger
>The princess of Friendship just bought weed for the first time
"Princess, it's tradition for us to share a spliff now."
>it wasn't
>you just want to see her high off her ass
>"Oh, okay. That makes sense."
>you take a nugget from her pouch and place it in the grinder
"You want to grind it up nice and fine, pick out the seeds and stems"
>you set the grinder aside and grab a cigarillo
>Twilight is furiously taking notes on your every step
"This is a 'black and mild'. Anonymous sells them. "
>you unwrap the paper and set the tobacco aside
>"What's that brown stuff"
"Toasted tobacco leaves. Sometimes they're good to mix with the cannabis."
>she scrunched her face in disgust
>"don't worry, we won't do that today"
>you finish rolling the weed in the rillo
"Now I'm gonna put this in my mouth. I need you to come here and light it with your horn."
>you take the blunt in your mouth
>she gets close and lights it
>you inhale
>you kiss her
>you force the smoke into her mouth
>you lean back and smile
"Breathe and hold"
>she tries to suck in but starts coughing
>you laugh
"Sorry, Anonymous pulled that on me once and I've wanted to do it ever since."
>she glares at you
>"It tastes funny, but not in a bad way. Now can I please try it regularly?"
"Certainly"
>she floats it up to her lips
"Pull the smoke into your mouth, then take the joint out and breath in normally."
>the tip of the blunt glows bright as she pulls the smoke in
>then she breathes in normally, avoiding a coughing fit
"Now hold it in and count to 20"
>this is gonna be good
>she exhales everything and smiles
>"that...was much more pleasant. How long does it take to kick in?"
"Let's just keep smoking and worry about that later. Tell me about being a princess."
>as the blunt slowly shrinks, you two discuss the ins and outs of your professions
"I just think we could be doing more to protect the everfree forest. There's just soooo much in there."
>"Yeah, but..."
>she trails off and slumps down
>kek
>you take a look around and realize how smoky the house is.
>were you trying to hotbox?
>you are now
>suddenly, a pink dog barges in followed by a human and Fluttershy
"Close the door! I'm hotboxing."