Title:           Blaze It Chapter 1
Author:          LeonidIslay
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First Edit:      Friday 21st of April 2017 10:20:29 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Friday 21st of April 2017 10:57:01 AM CDT

>"Hey sis, you going to hang out with Tree Hugger today?"
>be Fluttershy
>Tree Hugger invited you over for a party
"Why are you having a party? It's a Thursday."
>"Oh Fluttershy, you're hilarious. Come by around 12. Bring some chips or something"
>your brother called not long after
"Yeah Zephyr, I am. How did you know?"
>"You don't have to be coy with me sis. Unless the cops are on the line. Did you narc?"
>what
"What are you talking about?"
>"No time, gotta flush everything. See you at noon. Bring 50 bits."
"WHAT!"
>the line went dead
>is there something special about April 20th?
>You go to the calendar
"No holidays listed. Hmmmmm."
>You look at Angel
"Do you know why my brother was so paranoid?"
>He just stares at you
>You shrug and look at the clock
>11:30
>Might as well head over there now
>you grab some chips out of the cupboard and head over
>you take a long glance at your bag of bits
"He was probably joking about something."
 
>be Tree Hugger
>you've been celebrating 4/20 the proper way
>2 joints, a brownie, and half a cold-water bong  
>You are high as hell
>chilling in a sack-chair-thing Anonymous told Rarity to make for you
>you manage a glance at the clock
"Aw yeah, Fluttershy is gonna be here soon."
"I wonder if she'll bring any animals. Can animals get high?"
>you spend 5 minutes thinking about smoking that bear she keeps around
>There's a knock at the door
>fuck getting up
"Come in"
>It's Princess Twilight
>you stare for a few more seconds
"Aw fuck, it's the fuzz."
>She rolls her eyes
>"I can smell your potpourri from across town. If you don't want a charge, hook it up."
>wait, what
"wait, what?"
>she tosses a bag of bits on the table
>"My research indicates that one-fourth of an ounce costs 80-100 bits. There's 60 in there."
>There's no way this is actually happening
"Okay, I'm officially too high for this shit."
>"I'm serious Tree Hugger."
"Why do you need that much? Do you have any idea how much that is?"
>You flop out of your bean chair, walk over to a cabinet
>opening it up, you grab the cheap shit and carry it over to the table
>she won't know the difference
>You shake out 5-6 nuggets onto a scale
> .25 grams
>you're generous on the amount since it's the cheap stuff and she's a princess
"That's enough to get someone like you high for 2 months"
>she floats one up and examines it
>"Hmmmmmmm"
>Can she tell you gave her ditch weed?
>Does she even know what primo stuff looks like?
>"Sold."
>she places the nugget gently back on the scale
"Paper or plastic?"