Title:           Anon Gets Brushies
Author:          LeonidIslay
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First Edit:      Thursday 6th of October 2016 05:29:36 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 8th of October 2016 09:57:29 AM CDT

>”anon, I've never seen such disgusting teeth”
>be anon
>you got a toothache last week and decided to go to the dentist
>only dentist in Ponyville is Colgate
>she can be intense about oral hygiene
“Well tell Ponks to stop fattening me up with sugar cakes and they wouldn't be so bad!”
>she snorts
>”It doesn't even look like you brush. What are you doing to take care of your teeth?”
“Uhhhhh. Welll…”
>she glares
>”well?”
“I don't really do anything.”
>she rolls her eyes
>she floats a pokey tool from the table next to your chair
>”this is why we brush”
>she jabs the tool into a back molar
“AH YOU BITCH”
>”I'm going to give you a picture of me. Hang it up in your bathroom. Hopefully it reminds you to brush twice every day.”
>shrug
>she finishes polishing your teeth and leaves you feeling minty
>get back to the treehouse
>Twilight is waiting on you
>”Hi anon! How was your appointment?”
“Sucked. I have bad teeth.”
>”I'm sorry Anon. Should I throw away this box of eclairs that Pinkie brought over?”
“Why is that even a question? Give’em up Princess Porkle.”
>and they were delicious
 
>be anon
>time for bed
>”Goodnight Anon! Don't forget to brush your teeth!”
“Fuck you twiggles”
>you stomp into the bathroom
>she's hung the picture of Colgate up on the mirror
>it's her stupid face with a speech bubble
>’don't forget to brush!’
>meh
>you paste up your brush and rub it around your mouth for a bit
>you rinse and spit
>looking up at the mirror, the picture has changed
>she's got a frown and the speech bubble is different
>’is that the best you can do?’
“Yes”
>nothing happens
>you pick your brush back up and rub for another 30 seconds
>picture goes back to smiling
>’thank you anon’
“I knew the mint bleach was too good to be true”
>you go upstairs and curl up next to your favorite pony
>”anon, I'm trying to sleep!”
“Shhhhhh, can't sleep downstairs. Picture haunted.”
>”Whatever, just don't be jerking off in your sleep”
>you snicker to yourself as you pull her in closer
 
>be anon
>next morning
>wake up with Spackle buried into your chest
>this would be adorable if you didn't have to pee
>you carry her to the bathroom with you
>out of the corner of your eye, you get spooked
>picture changed again
>her smile is way creepier now
>’lemme see your teeth anon’
“Gaaaaah”
>you rip the picture down
>twilight stirs
>”what are you doing anon? Why are we in the bathroom?”
“I didn't want to wake you but I needed to pee but then I got spooked by Colgate”
>”you said you only get spooked by skeletons”
“Well let's add weird dentists to that list now”
>”lemme see the picture”
>she jumps down and magically picks up the picture
>you pee while she does magic shit
>she looks on, disgusted
>”you're an animal”
“Hey, if I wanted to be an animal, I'd go live with fluttershy.”
>”well I don't know what charm she put on this, I'll need more time with it. Don't forget to bush your teeth since you're in here.”
“THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON”
>"Shut the fuck up and brush your teeth"
>you look back at the picture
>she's sticking her tongue out
>'yeah anon, brush your teeth'
"GODDAMMIT"
>you spend a solid two minutes brushing evenly all over
>you spit blood from your swollen gums, but your mouth does feel a little cleaner
>you leave the picture up and go get dressed
>you come back after a minute and pick up the photo
>It's back to the standard 'brush your teeth' message
>you take it down to Twilight's lab
"You forgot this"
>"Okay, while I'm working on this, will you run errands for me?"
"Is it just going to be a trip to the store for more hayburgers?"
>"Well, yes, but I also need other things. List is on the counter in the kitchen."
"Yes your majesty"
>you bow sarcastically
>she doesn't notice
>fuck you twilight
 
>be anon
>hanging out at the general store
>shopping for twilight
>you're trying to decide on which hayburger twilight will hate
>not that you don't love living with her
>she's just so easy to wind up
>and that scrunch face is cute as fuck
>"DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH ANON?"
"AHHHH!"
>spooked by Colgate again
"Leave me alone devil horse!"
>she giggles
>"Did I scare you anon?"
"No, my species just screams for fun every now and then."
>"Did you brush your teeth today?"
"Yes, no thanks to your stupid haunted picture."
>"Are your gums still bleeding?"
"Not real- wait, how did you know that"
>Lucky guess?"
"Bullshit"
>"show me your teeth anon"
>she's being more forceful now
"You're really weirding me out"
>she's practically drooling over your teeth
>"Come on Anon, lemme see your teeth! I won't hurt you. I just want to examine you again."
>she bats her eyelashes
>Is she coming on to you?
"Teeth are not for sexual Colgate."
>"Yes they are!"
>Like a switch flipping, she goes full rage
>she magically grabs your head and pulls you to the ground
>PANIC
"Get out of my mouth!"
>you push her off and run
>you're at the door
>you feel your feet rise and you swing forward
>you hit your head on the ground and blackout
 
>be anon
>you wake up in a dark room
>your head is pounding
>you go to rub it and find your wrists bound to a chair
"HELLO!?!?"
>a door opens behind you
>hooves clop toward you
>your chair starts to lean back
>you heart races as a bright light appears above you
>"Good morning Mr. Anon. Thanks for coming in for a cleaning."
>fucking Colgate
"What are you doing to me?"
>you strain against the knots on your hands
>"I'm cleaning your teeth silly"
>she's entire too chipper about this situation
>she magics over a tray with various tools
>you clamp your mouth shut and look away
>"Oh this just won't do Anon."
>a warm glow envelops your head as your forced to look back at the ceiling
>your mouth is pried open and she forces something in to keep it from closing
>"Now, let's take a look at the damage."
>she pokes at your gums and teeth
>"Your gums are so swollen, you really need to brush more gentle. Let's try flossing too."
>she floats some string into your mouth and works it in between each tooth
>the pain is excruciating
>it's like she's stabbing you in each gap
>If you make it out alive, you'll never go a day without brushing again
>after hours of pain, she finishes
>"Now, Anon, are you ready for the polishing?"
>she floats a tooth brush off the table
>you close your eyes
>"I have the perfect flavor for you"
>she shoves the toothbrush into your mouth
>this isn't normal toothpaste
>it's peppermint, but also slightly sweet and a little musky
>wait
>no
>you open your eyes
>she takes the toothbrush out and dips it into her vag
>"You like that? It's my special blend."
>despair, but also erection
>"Now time for your fluoride rinse"
>she jumps on top of you and sits on your face
>she grinds into your mouth, dripping marecum into your mouth
>"Yeaaaah Anon, take as much of me as you want"
>she's flooding your mouth with her peppermint juice
>you try to breath but end up choking on marecum
>you flail about trying to get her off you
>"Unf, don't stop"
>your vision fades
>you're about to pass out when she climbs off
>gasping
>"Don't forget to swish and swallow!"
"H-*cough*-HELP! I NEED AN ADULT!"
>"All done Anon! That's wasn't so bad was it?"
>she releases your binds and you bolt for the door
>it's the middle of the night
>you're sprinting through the streets to get to the treehouse
>you burst through the door
>"Oh Anon! There you are. Did you get my hayburgers?"
>FUCK. THIS. TOWN.