Title:           Word War 1
Author:          LasagnaPony
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/drtma1qr
First Edit:      Friday 11th of July 2014 12:55:44 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 11th of July 2014 12:55:44 AM CDT

>How in the fuck did you get into this situation
>It will be fun she said.
>she lied and now you have to deal with this shit.
>”Anon! Anon! Anon!”
>a stream of streamers covers your face
“What the hell do you want Pinkie!”
>It could have been anybody but her, literally anybody.
>You would have taken that fucking retard pones company
>”I just wanted to say hi. You were looking pretty upset so I decided to try and make your day better a little bit better and I thought streamers! Who doesn't like streamers?!”
>Twilight is fucking dead when she gets back from her stupid meeting or whatever with the princesses
>Couldn't she have gotten someone else to deal with this pink menace.
>You walk down the halls of the newly formed castle with the pink menace.
>Twilight wanted someone to help find out what the fuck was in this crazy tree castle.
>It was so big, makes sense she never actually got around to checking all the rooms and shit.
>On second thought, that sounds totally boring.
>Why the hell did you even agree to this.
>And another thought, why is this pink monster here?
“The fuck you doing here anyway? I don't remember anyone asking you to tag along.”
>”It sounded like fun!”
>Of course. How the fuck does anyone deal with this bitch.
>You walk down the halls checking each room you walk past and writing down what's in them in a notebook you had.
>You open the closest door and find that it was completely filled with water.
>The water should be flowing into the hall, but for some reason it's not.
>How in the hell are you not drowning right now?
>There is some weird shit going on inside this castle.
>Pinkie decided that it was a good idea to go for a swim.
>You contemplated  locking her inside so she would drown, but decided that was a terrible idea.
>You don't want to burden Pinkie's family with funeral bills.
>You reach into the room and pull her out, before closing the door.
“No time for bullshit Pinkie.”
 
>The next room takes you completely by surprise.
>It was full of sex toys and machines.
>Dragon dildos, Fleshlights, whips and bondage gear.
>Pretty much anything needed for any type of fetish play you could think of.
>Suddenly your pushed into the  room and fall face first into a bucket of lube.
>You get up and find that Pinkie was the one responsible.
”The fuck was that for you little pink shit stain?!”
>She doesn't respond, she just enters the room and closes the door behind her.
>You hear the sound of the door locking and see Pinkie swallow the key.
“Where in the hell did you get that key?”
>”ya  know Anon, I try really hard to make friends with everypony.” she says ignoring your question “I try really really hard, but you always were mean to me.”
>She slowly walks closer to you, as she does she grabs a horse dick strapon, trying to be all nonchalant about it.
>Oh fuck that.
>You grab the closest thing you can find, which was an incredibly large vibrator.
>Had to be at least 14 inches.
>”Oh anon. What do you think you're going to do with that?”
>You can see the desire in her eyes, the lust.
>She's gone completely crazy.
“You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you rape me?”
>”Rape? Who said anything about rape? By the end of this all you're going to be loving every moment, begging for more. I wouldn't call that rape. Besides this is your fault anon. We have to be friends somehow.” A devilish smile on her face.
>She quickly picks up another toy and throws it in front of your face, obscuring your vision.
> You smack the toy out of the way and find that Pinkie is gone.
>The fuck.
 
>”Hello anon.”
>You try to turn around, but Pinkie pushes you down from behind.
>You turn your head to find that your feet are chained to the floor, but the pink menace is nowhere to be seen.
>”You really don't learn.”
>You turn your head back and find Pinkie chaining your hands to the floor.
“Damn it Pinkie How do you keep doing that shit.”
>She doesn't respond and shoves a ball gag into your mouth.
>You're gonna need that.
>She walks behind you, her hoof trailing you back.
>She puts on the strapon and dips it into the bucket of lube.
>”You ready Anon?”
>You scream, but the gag muffles it.
>”Sounds like a yes!”
>She rips of part of your pants and shoves the dick inside your ass, thrusting mercilessly.
>I-it actually feels amazing, bringing you to an immediate orgasm.
>That's not gonna be the end anon. We have all day.
>...
>The door flies open
>”Anon  are you in her...”
>There stands twilight Sparkle at the door in shock because of what she is witnessing.
>you hanging from the ceiling , spinning around squirting cum a everywhere
>Fucking Pinkie.