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Day relaxation in Equestria

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  1. >Day Relaxation in Equestria
  2. >Today is your relaxation day.
  3. >Your day that you just relax, and let the stress of the day just blow away.
  4. >You are laying in the grass, staring at the sky watching the clouds go by.
  5. >Something as simple as looking at the sky really mellows you out and makes you forget about all the stressful things in your life.
  6. >Work, relationships, life in general.
  7. >Everything.
  8. >As you stare at the clouds, You let out a huge yawn.
  9. >A little nap wouldn't be too bad.
  10. >You close your eyes and let out another yawn as you relax your body.
  11. >It doesn't get better then this.
  12. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhP6cOWO-AQ
  13. “WHAT IN THE LIVING FUCK IS THAT DEVIL SPEAK!?”
  14. >You get up and find that Fluttershy has snuck up close to you
  15. >She is playing some kind of weird instrument that looks lie a giant sperm with a face.
  16. >”You looked like you were getting tired, so I thought a nice lullaby would help.”
  17. “Damn it Fluttershy! No creature on Earth or Equestria would ever want to hear ANYTHING from that devil speak machine!. What the hell is that thing anyway?
  18. >She stares at you like your some kind of alien.
  19. >”Anon, This is an Omatatone, Its Equestia's national instrument, every creature love to hear the magnificent sounds of the Omatatone.
  20. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSVI644AADU
  21. “Oh god, It hurts so much!”
  22. >you cover your ears, but the satanic music still makes it through.
  23. >”Are Omatatones your fetish Anon.”
  24. “NO FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY, NO!”
  25. >Fluttershy stops playing and her ears flatten
  26. >”Oh, Okay.”
  27. >”Did I just hear the absolutely magnificent sounds of the Omatatone!”
  28. >You turn around to see rarity and she has one of those devil speak machines.
  29. >”I just happen to have mine as well.”
  30. >Twilight suddenly appears holding a devil speak machine too.
  31. >”I have mine too!”
  32. >Rarity giggles and somehow that make you extremely uncomfortable.
  33. >”Oh girls, girls! We absolutely have to show Anon what we practiced last week!”
  34. >Twilight and fluttershy nod and begin playing.
  35. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxLB70G-tRY
  36. >This must be Hells background music.
  37. >You look around and find a small tree branch and jam it into both of your eardrums.
  38. >Now you can finally relax and get away from
  39. >Fucking Fluttershy.
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