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Day Trapped in Equestria

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>Day Trapped in Equestria.
>You are Anon, and you are very bored.
>The pegasi decided to schedule a giant snowstorm today, effectively destroying all your plans for today.
>Pinkie even had to cancel the party she planned for today.
>You were spending most of the dicking around on the ponynet.
>Suddenly you hear small scratching noises coming from your front door.
> As soon as you open it a snowball hits you right in the face.
“DA FUCK!”
>you look around to see who is getting hurt today, and find a little bunny with a note.
> It's that asshole Angel.
>You pick up the little rat.
“Looks like I’m having rabbit stew today.”
>The little fucker smacks you in the face and gives you the note.
“I'll humor you considering this is the last thing you're ever going to do.”
>The note says “HHHEEELLLPPP!!!... I-If that’s ok with you.”
>This is probably some sort of rape attempt, but you aren't willing to risk it
>You don't hate Fluttershy, you just aren't into ponies
>Also she can be kinda creepy sometimes.
“Auughh I better go save her.”
>You put angel down.
“You got lucky, you rat.”
> Angel gives you a “I don't give a fuck.” look
>You grab your jacket Rarity made you and follow Angel toward Fluttershy's house.
>Once you arrive you see a giant boulder in front of fluttershy's house.
>Angel is making a motion implying you should push it.
“WELL HOW IN THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO THAT!”
>Angel decides that the best way to go about this is to push you right into the boulder.
>Your body crushes the boulder, and you get covered with paper and glue.
>She made a paper mache boulder.
>She could of at least let the thing completely dry first, now your jacket is ruined.
“DAMN IT I STILL HAVE TO PAY RARITY BACK FOR THAT!”
>You open the door and see Fluttershy tied to a chair and with duct tape over her mouth.
>You go up to her and remove the tape and untie her.
>The first thing she says is the most infuriating thing you could have heard all day.
>”Is saving a damsel in distress your fetish, Anon?”
“DAMN IT FLUTTERSHY, YOU SEND THIS LITTLE FUCKER TO MY HOUSE, HAVE ME COME OVER HERE IN THIS TERRIBLE WEATHER, AND HAVE ME FALL THROUGH A PAPER MACHE BOULDER RUINING MY JACKET FOR THIS!”
>”I-I-I'm g-guessing that's a no?”
“OF COURSE THATS A NO!”
>After all that yelling you feel the whole entire house shake and you hear the sound of a lot of snow.
>Your yelling must have caused an avalanche.
>You run up to the door and try to open it.
>It doesn't budge.
“Oh great, now I’m trapped here with this yellow rapist.”
>You turn around and see that fluttershy is overjoyed.
>”OMG now we can do all types of things together!”
“Fluttershy, where is your computer, since I am stuck here I might as well dick around on the ponynet."
>”I don't have one.”
>Oh this is going to be a long day.
>An hour or two later.
>This has been the best day ever.
>Surprisingly Fluttershy Isn't that bad of a pony.
>Dispite her rapist tendencies.
>We ended up sitting really close together on the couch to keep each other warm while we were talking.
>She is actually very interesting to talk to.
>We ended up talking about ourselves a lot.
>She just started asking questions about myself.
>And in return You asked questions about herself.
>Turns out Flutters has a pretty dark past.
>She must be a very strong pony to get through what she did.
>Kinda makes me feel bad about how you treat her.
>Suddenly she asks me a question.
>Why don't you like me, Anon?
>Oh shit how do I handle this.
“Well Fluttershy, its just that I'm just not into ponies.”
>”But you haven't been with one, maybe you could learn to like them”
>”learn to like me.”
“Flutters it's not like I don't like you, its just that your fetish guessing kinda puts me off.”
>”I just want to make you happy, and I thought that if I found your fetish I could make you happy.”
>”If you didn't deny me when I first asked you I wouldn't have find your fetish.”
>” I Just want us both to be happy,”
>She starting to tear up now and its breaking your heart.
>She just wants what she thinks is best for both of us.
>And it's not like you don't like her, you just don't like the idea of fucking a pony.
>But you have been living in Ponyville for awhile now, and you are starting to get a bit lonely.
>You and flutters seem to be a good match considering how well today went.
>Maybe being together with her wouldn't be a bad idea.
>You pull Fluttershy closer to you.
“Hey Fluttershy”
>”Yes, Anon”
>You can feel how fast her heart is beating and most likely she can feel yours.
“Maybe it wouldn't be so bad being with somep0ny.”
>The two of you get even closer.
“Especially if that somep0ny is as kind as you.”
>The two of you are so close you can feel her breath.
>Suddenly the front door goes flying towards the center of the room.
>You and flutters immediately jump away from each other.
>You look toward where the door used to be and see Twilight looking really mad.
>”ANON, THERE YOU ARE!”
>She levitates you and start taking you out the house.
>”DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU PUNTED ME THE OTHER DAY WHILE I WAS TRYING TO HELP APPLEJACK!?”
>Da fuck is she talking about.
>You look back to fluttershy and she looks shocked.
>You then realize what you were about to do.
>What in the fuck were you thinking, you're no horsefucker.
>DID YOU HEAR ME ANONYMOUS!?
>Almost forgot about Twilight.
“Uggghhh no.”
>”YOU PUNTED ME HALFWAY TO APPLELOOSA!"
>”AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LEARNED THAT DAY!"
>”I learned that masochism is my fetish.
>Oh shit
>So you are going come to my house, hit, yell, and rut me till I can't move.
>Oh hell no.
>You move you hand close to twilight’s horn and flick it.
>You remember reading in one of her books that a unicorn's horn is sensitive while they use magic.
>Sure enough twilight's horn shuts off and she drops you.
>”Hey that hurt.”
>”And it felt so good, do it again.”
As soon as you land you run at the speed of Kenyans to Ponyville.
>You may have a new rapist but at least she saved you from
>Fucking Fluttershy.

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>Day Trapped in Equestria.
>You are Anon, and you are very bored.
>The pegasi decided to schedule a giant snowstorm today, effectively destroying all your plans for today. 
>Pinkie even had to cancel the party she planned for today.
>You were spending most of the dicking around on the ponynet.
>Suddenly you hear small scratching noises coming from your front door.
> As soon as you open it a snowball hits you right in the face.
“DA FUCK!”
>you look around to see who is getting hurt today, and find a little bunny with a note.
> It's that asshole Angel. 
>You pick up the little rat.
“Looks like I’m having rabbit stew today.”
>The little fucker smacks you in the face and gives you the note.
“I'll humor you considering this is the last thing you're ever going to do.”
>The note says “HHHEEELLLPPP!!!... I-If that’s ok with you.”
>This is probably some sort of rape attempt, but you aren't willing to risk it
>You don't hate Fluttershy, you just aren't into ponies
>Also she can be kinda creepy sometimes.
“Auughh I better go save her.”
>You put angel down. 
“You got lucky, you rat.”
> Angel gives you a “I don't give a fuck.” look
>You grab your jacket Rarity made you and follow Angel toward Fluttershy's house.
>Once you arrive you see a giant boulder in front of fluttershy's house.
>Angel is making a motion implying you should push it.
“WELL HOW IN THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO THAT!”
>Angel decides that the best way to go about this is to push you right into the boulder.
>Your body crushes the boulder, and you get covered with paper and glue.
>She made a paper mache boulder.
>She could of at least let the thing completely dry first, now your jacket is ruined.
“DAMN IT I STILL HAVE TO PAY RARITY BACK FOR THAT!”
>You open the door and see Fluttershy tied to a chair and with duct tape over her mouth.
>You go up to her and remove the tape and untie her.
>The first thing she says is the most infuriating thing you could have heard all day.
>”Is saving a damsel in distress your fetish, Anon?”
“DAMN IT FLUTTERSHY, YOU SEND THIS LITTLE FUCKER TO MY HOUSE, HAVE ME COME OVER HERE IN THIS TERRIBLE WEATHER, AND HAVE ME FALL THROUGH A PAPER MACHE BOULDER RUINING MY  JACKET FOR THIS!”
>”I-I-I'm g-guessing that's a no?”
“OF COURSE THATS A NO!”
>After all that yelling you feel the whole entire house shake and you hear the sound of a lot of snow.
>Your yelling must have caused an avalanche.
>You run up to the door and try to open it.
>It doesn't budge.
“Oh great, now I’m trapped here with this yellow rapist.”
>You turn around and see that fluttershy is overjoyed.
>”OMG now we can do all types of things together!”
“Fluttershy, where is your computer, since I am stuck here I might as well dick around on the ponynet."
>”I don't have one.”
>Oh this is going to be a long day.
>An hour or two later.
>This has been the best day ever.
>Surprisingly Fluttershy Isn't that bad of a pony.
>Dispite her rapist tendencies.
>We ended up sitting really close together on the couch to keep each other warm while we were talking.
>She is actually very interesting to talk to.
>We ended up talking about ourselves a lot. 
>She just started asking questions about myself.
>And in return You asked questions about herself.
>Turns out Flutters has a pretty dark past.
>She must be a very strong pony to get through what she did.
>Kinda makes me feel bad about how you treat her.
>Suddenly she asks me a question.
>Why don't you like me, Anon?
>Oh shit how do I handle this.
“Well Fluttershy, its just that I'm just not into ponies.”
>”But you haven't been with one, maybe you could learn to like them”
>”learn to like me.”
“Flutters it's not like I don't like you, its just that your fetish guessing kinda puts me off.”
>”I just want to make you happy, and I thought that if I found your fetish I could make you happy.”
>”If you didn't deny me when I first asked you I wouldn't have find your fetish.”
>” I Just want us both to be happy,”
>She starting to tear up now and its breaking your heart.
>She just wants what she thinks is best for both of us.
>And it's not like you don't like her, you just don't like the idea of fucking a pony.
>But you have been living in Ponyville for awhile now, and you are starting to get a bit lonely.
>You and flutters seem to be a good match considering how well today went.
>Maybe being together with her wouldn't be a bad idea.
>You pull Fluttershy closer to you.
“Hey Fluttershy”
>”Yes, Anon”
>You can feel how fast her heart is beating and most likely she can feel yours.
“Maybe it wouldn't be so bad being with somep0ny.”
>The two of you get even closer.
“Especially if that somep0ny is as kind as you.”
>The two of you are so close you can feel her breath.
>Suddenly the front door goes flying towards the center of the room.
>You and flutters immediately jump away from each other.
>You look toward where the door used to be and see Twilight looking really mad.
>”ANON, THERE YOU ARE!”
>She levitates you and start taking you out the house.
>”DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU PUNTED ME THE OTHER DAY WHILE I WAS TRYING TO HELP APPLEJACK!?”
>Da fuck is she talking about.
>You look back to fluttershy and she looks shocked.
>You then realize what you were about to do.
>What in the fuck were you thinking, you're no horsefucker.
>DID YOU HEAR ME ANONYMOUS!?
>Almost forgot about Twilight.
“Uggghhh no.”
>”YOU PUNTED ME HALFWAY TO APPLELOOSA!"
>”AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LEARNED THAT DAY!"
>”I learned that masochism is my fetish.
>Oh shit
>So you are going come to my house, hit, yell, and rut me till I can't move.
>Oh hell no.
>You move you hand close to twilight’s horn and flick it.
>You remember reading in one of her books that a unicorn's horn is sensitive while they use magic.
>Sure enough twilight's horn shuts off and she drops you.
>”Hey that hurt.” 
>”And it felt so good, do it again.”
As soon as you land you run at the speed of Kenyans to Ponyville.
>You may have a new rapist but at least she saved you from
>Fucking Fluttershy.

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