Title:           Day Paranoia in Equestria
Author:          LasagnaPony
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First Edit:      Monday 25th of February 2013 12:10:11 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 25th of February 2013 12:10:11 AM CDT

>Day Paranoia in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>And you haven't seen Fluttershy for 2 Weeks.
>2 WEEKS.
>She is Planning something.
>Something BIG and you know it.
>You are curled up in a ball on your bed when you hear a rumble.
>OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING.
“WHERE DA FUCK ARE YOU FLUTTERSHY I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!”
>3 rumbles later you realize that it was just your stomach growling.
>As you head downstairs  you make sure every step wasn't booby trapped.
>You pour yourself a bowl of cereal and begin to ea-WAIT.
“She could of drugged my cereal it isn't safe.
>Nothing is safe.
“Look at me I can't live like this I need to go find out what Fluttershy has planned and put a stop to it.”
>You head out the door making sure not to trigger any trap Fluttershy may have put up.
>As you head to Fluttershy's house you end up running into Twilight.
>She is levitating an absurdly long plank of wood right in front of your path.
>”Hey Anon. Oh are you okay Anon you Don't look so good?”
>You haven't shaved or showered for a week.
>For fear of Fluttershy booby trapping your bathroom.
>Your normally cleanly shaved face has become a horribly unkempt Neckbeard.
>You haven't changed your clothes either so now they are littered with sweat marks.
“Yea Yea I’m fine. What the hell are you doing?”
>”Oh I'm just on my way to Applejack's Farm.”
>”She is Rebuilding her barn Again and she asked me to help get this GIANT plank of wood to the farm.
>Wait a minute this is awfully convenient for Fluttershy.
>Twilight could be buying Fluttershy time to complete whatever nefarious rape scheme she has cooked up.
“I know What you're doing Twi.”
>”Excuse Me?”
“DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME I KNOW YOU'RE WORKING WITH THE YELLOW ONE!”
>”Um Anon I think you might need to get your head checked.”
“BEGONE PURPLE ONE!”
>You punt her clear across the sky and the absurdly long plank goes with her.
>Once you're done with that you run full speed toward Fluttershy's house.
>As soon as you arrive you see Fluttershy on her front lawn concocting some sort of weird potion
“CHAARRRGGEEEEE!”
>You dash Toward Fluttershy at Kenyan speeds
>F:”Oh hey Anon did you mis- EPP!”
>You grab Fluttershy before she can escape.
“WHAT ARE YOU PLANING FLUTTERS I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING.”
>”I don't know what your talking about.”
>”If you are talking about why I was gone for awhile. That was because I was learning how to make medicine from Zecora.”
>”A couple of the animals have gotten sick and my regular methods haven't worked.”
“DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME”
“I KNOW YOU'RE PLOTTING SOME HUGE RAPE SCHEME.”
>”Ok I'll talk but first I need to ask you something.”
>”Are Fits of paranoia your fetish?”
>At that moment you realize the truth.
>You notice all the animals around you actually look sick and drinking from the pot Flutters was cooking in earlier.
>You realize flutters must of actually been at Zecora's.
>Not only was she there to help her animals she was also trying to make paranoid by leaving you alone.
>And it worked.
>”Anon?”
>Once your Realization is over you silently put Fluttershy down.
>Turn around.
>And slowly walk home muttering to yourself.
“Fucking Fluttershy.”