- >Day Paranoia in Equestria.
- >You are Anon.
- >And you haven't seen Fluttershy for 2 Weeks.
- >2 WEEKS.
- >She is Planning something.
- >Something BIG and you know it.
- >You are curled up in a ball on your bed when you hear a rumble.
- >OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING.
- “WHERE DA FUCK ARE YOU FLUTTERSHY I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!”
- >3 rumbles later you realize that it was just your stomach growling.
- >As you head downstairs you make sure every step wasn't booby trapped.
- >You pour yourself a bowl of cereal and begin to ea-WAIT.
- “She could of drugged my cereal it isn't safe.
- >Nothing is safe.
- “Look at me I can't live like this I need to go find out what Fluttershy has planned and put a stop to it.”
- >You head out the door making sure not to trigger any trap Fluttershy may have put up.
- >As you head to Fluttershy's house you end up running into Twilight.
- >She is levitating an absurdly long plank of wood right in front of your path.
- >TS:”Hey Anon. Oh are you okay Anon you Don't look so good?”
- >You haven't shaved or showered for a week.
- >For fear of Fluttershy booby trapping your bathroom.
- >Your normally cleanly shaved face has become a horribly unkempt Neckbeard.
- >You haven't changed your clothes either so now they are littered with sweat marks.
- “Yea Yea I’m fine. What the hell are you doing?”
- >TS:”Oh I'm just on my way to Applejack's Farm.”
- >TS:”She is Rebuilding her barn Again and she asked me to help get this GIANT plank of wood to the farm.
- >Wait a minute this is awfully convenient for Fluttershy.
- >Twilight could be buying Fluttershy time to complete whatever nefarious rape scheme she has cooked up.
- “I know What you're doing Twi.”
- >TS:”Excuse Me?”
- “DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME I KNOW YOU'RE WORKING WITH THE YELLOW ONE!”
- >TS:”Um Anon I think you might need to get your head checked.”
- “BEGONE PURPLE ONE!”
- >You punt her clear across the sky and the absurdly long plank goes with her.
- >Once you're done with that you run full speed toward Fluttershy's house.
- >As soon as you arrive you see Fluttershy on her front lawn concocting some sort of weird potion
- “CHAARRRGGEEEEE!”
- >You dash Toward Fluttershy at Kenyan speeds
- >F:”Oh hey Anon did you mis- EPP!”
- >You grab Fluttershy before she can escape.
- “WHAT ARE YOU PLANING FLUTTERS I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING.”
- >F:”I don't know what your talking about.”
- >F:”If you are talking about why I was gone for awhile. That was because I was learning how to make medicine from Zecora.”
- >F:”A couple of the animals have gotten sick and my regular methods haven't worked.”
- “DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME”
- “I KNOW YOU'RE PLOTTING SOME HUGE RAPE SCHEME.”
- >F:”Ok I'll talk but first I need to ask you something.”
- >F:”Are Fits of paranoia your fetish?”
- >At that moment you realize the truth.
- >You notice all the animals around you actually look sick and drinking from the pot Flutters was cooking in earlier.
- >You realize flutters must of actually been at Zecora's.
- >Not only was she there to help her animals she was also trying to make paranoid by leaving you alone.
- >And it worked.
- >F:”Anon?”
- >Once your Realization is over you silently put Fluttershy down.
- >Turn around.
- >And slowly walk home muttering to yourself.
- “Fucking Fluttershy.”
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