Title:           Day Fluttertard in Equestria (Retards in Equestria)
Author:          LasagnaPony
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First Edit:      Sunday 2nd of June 2013 12:52:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 2nd of June 2013 12:52:39 AM CDT

>Day Fluttertard in Equestria.
>You are anon and you are dicking around in your house when yo hear a knock at the door.
>Answering the door, you see Fluttershy munching on a piece of burnt buttered toast.
>The toast has hair and dirt on it.
>What the fuck.
>”Hrey bby wan sum fuk?”
>She spit a few bread crumbs at you and her voice sounds like she should be wearing a helmet.
“Umm aren't you supposed to guess my fetish first?”
>She looks around quickly before pulling the toast out of her mouth.
>“Is buttered toast your fetish?”
“No Fluttershy.”
>You start your Fluttershy ejection routine.
>Turn her around and cunt punt into the sky.
> You hear Fluttershy yelling something while she fly’s through the sky.
>“Look mama! I'm flying!”
>Doesn't she fly everyday.
>You turn around and see Fluttershy in your house.
>How the fuck did she get there.
>”Hrey bby wan sum fuk?”
>She is still eating the toast.
>Well more like spiting it all over your face.
“What the fuck Fluttershy!”
>She give you a blank stare.
>”Is that a no?”
>Something is seriously wrong here.
>Hot monkey dock!  me want the hot monkey dock!
>She stomps her hooves on the ground repetitively and somehow trips over her own hooves hitting her head on the fall.
>”HAHAHA! Me fall down. Look at the little birdies!”
>What the fuck is going on.
>You slowly walk out of the house while she is distracted by the “Birdies”.
>Something definitely happened to her.
>Maybe Twilight knows what happened.
>You head off to Ponyville to find out what's going on.
>Fucking Fluttertard.