Title:           Day Cyrostat in Equestria
Author:          LasagnaPony
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First Edit:      Saturday 8th of March 2014 07:46:00 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 8th of March 2014 07:46:00 PM CDT

>Day Cyrostat in Equestria.
>The sun hits the horizon once you are finished protecting the rights of every rape victim, and every misunderstood cisgendered individual.
>You close your laptop and head to the kitchen.
>Gotta grab a V8 after today's argument over rape culture.
>Fucking assholes just don't understand.
>Once you make it to the kitchen, you spot a familiar yellow pony dropping something into your V8 bottle.
“Fluttershy! What are you doing?!”
>She nearly drops the bottle before speaking.
>”Um I was giving your drink a little more... pep! Yea that's it. Here you go”
>She hands you the drink and you just stare at it
“Fluttershy, I know what you are trying to do.”
>Her ears flatten and she takes a step back.
>”Oh.”
>You pick up Fluttershy and bring her to your eye level.
“I'm extremely worried for you Fluttershy, This idea you have that you can rape me is dangerous.”
>”What?”
“I'm a man Fluttershy! I'm a cisgendered male!”
>You shake her as you continue your speech
“I'm an evil being, chosen by the devil to hurt and oppress everyone. As a man if you were to try to rape me,(which is impossible because a female cannot rape.) you would put yourself in danger of a counter rape, as a dirty stinking man. I cannot be trusted.”
>She looks at you confused
>”Please stop shaking me.”
>Look what you have done, you monster.
>”See! The evil in man is massive! I try to repent everyday by scouring the internet, preventing the advancement of rape culture, but here I am about to rape a poor girl!”
>”I'm fine. You're not trying to rape me.”
“NO! I am! Quick get away from me as soon as possible before I lose control.
>You throw her through the closed window as hard as you can.
>”Run! Please for your own sake!”
>You turn around an give yourself a pat on the back.
>Another women protected, all this saving is starting to get you thirsty.
>You spot a V8 bottle on the counter.
>When did you take that out?
>You grab it and take a huge gulp.
>Suddenly you fall to the ground, unable to move any of your limbs.
>”Oh my. You must of forgot about what I put in the drink.”
>you turn your head and see Fluttershy with a huge strap-on
>”I know you said females cannot rape, but what if  identify myself as a gay male?
>You look to her with the last of your strength
“D-don't let me rape y-you”
>you pass out just as the she mounts you
>oh no, it looks like soon you will be
>Raping Fluttershy