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Day Cyrostat in Equestria

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  1. >Day Cyrostat in Equestria.
  2. >The sun hits the horizon once you are finished protecting the rights of every rape victim, and every misunderstood cisgendered individual.
  3. >You close your laptop and head to the kitchen.
  4. >Gotta grab a V8 after today's argument over rape culture.
  5. >Fucking assholes just don't understand.
  6. >Once you make it to the kitchen, you spot a familiar yellow pony dropping something into your V8 bottle.
  7. “Fluttershy! What are you doing?!”
  8. >She nearly drops the bottle before speaking.
  9. >”Um I was giving your drink a little more... pep! Yea that's it. Here you go”
  10. >She hands you the drink and you just stare at it
  11. “Fluttershy, I know what you are trying to do.”
  12. >Her ears flatten and she takes a step back.
  13. >”Oh.”
  14. >You pick up Fluttershy and bring her to your eye level.
  15. “I'm extremely worried for you Fluttershy, This idea you have that you can rape me is dangerous.”
  16. >”What?”
  17. “I'm a man Fluttershy! I'm a cisgendered male!”
  18. >You shake her as you continue your speech
  19. “I'm an evil being, chosen by the devil to hurt and oppress everyone. As a man if you were to try to rape me,(which is impossible because a female cannot rape.) you would put yourself in danger of a counter rape, as a dirty stinking man. I cannot be trusted.”
  20. >She looks at you confused
  21. >”Please stop shaking me.”
  22. >Look what you have done, you monster.
  23. >”See! The evil in man is massive! I try to repent everyday by scouring the internet, preventing the advancement of rape culture, but here I am about to rape a poor girl!”
  24. >”I'm fine. You're not trying to rape me.”
  25. “NO! I am! Quick get away from me as soon as possible before I lose control.
  26. >You throw her through the closed window as hard as you can.
  27. >”Run! Please for your own sake!”
  28. >You turn around an give yourself a pat on the back.
  29. >Another women protected, all this saving is starting to get you thirsty.
  30. >You spot a V8 bottle on the counter.
  31. >When did you take that out?
  32. >You grab it and take a huge gulp.
  33. >Suddenly you fall to the ground, unable to move any of your limbs.
  34. >”Oh my. You must of forgot about what I put in the drink.”
  35. >you turn your head and see Fluttershy with a huge strap-on
  36. >”I know you said females cannot rape, but what if  identify myself as a gay male?
  37. >You look to her with the last of your strength
  38. “D-don't let me rape y-you”
  39. >you pass out just as the she mounts you
  40. >oh no, it looks like soon you will be
  41. >Raping Fluttershy
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