Title:           Day Chris Hansen in Equestria
Author:          LasagnaPony
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/rxPt3y6X
First Edit:      Wednesday 22nd of May 2013 01:44:44 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 22nd of May 2013 01:44:44 PM CDT

>Day Chris Hansen in Equestria.
>They call you Anonymous and today... you're in deep shit.
>You're stuck in a room with this pony named Chris and he's accusing you of raping Applebloom.
>What the fuck!?
>You were just taking her to school.
>That’s it.
>You do it everyday
>Ok, maybe she is a bit too affectionate at times.
>But that's no reason to assume I fucked her.
>"Why don't you take a seat Anon?"
>You take a seat next to the pony.
>"Now tell me why you like sleeping with fillies?"
>This fucking pony.
"I'm no fucking filly fooler you faggot!"
>"Temper, temper, Mr.Anonymous. We have proof you have been in a relationship with Applebloom."
>The pony pulls out drawings.
>The drawings are of you and Applebloom playing together
>Simple things a kid would draw.
>She must of drew them in school.
>"What do you have to say now mister anonymous"
>This fucking pony is an idiot.
"Obviously she drew these in class you fucktard!
>"Well we have a confession from Applebloom about your relationship"
>Chris pulls out a tape recorder and starts it.
>It's Applebloom
>"Yes ah love anon so so much! he's always so kind to me and mah friends! he's the best friend a pony could ever ask for!"
>How is that even a confession?
>Chris stops the recording.
>"As you just heard Anonymous, Applebloom herself said that she loves you. how can you fight that?"
>You get up and knock down your chair.
>"WHOA WHOA Anonymous calm down!"
>You get close to the pony's face .
>REALLY CLOSE.
"listen here you fucking retarded pony. I am NOT a fucking filly fooler."
>The pony trys to back away, but you pull him closer.
"If you ever try to pull this shit again I--"
>You notice something on the pony's head.
>It's a zipper.
>You pull it and you find out it was Fluttershy in a pony costume.
>"Umm is being accused of filly fooling your fetish?"
>You sigh.
"No it's not Fluttershy.
>"Oh okay. I'll try again tomorrow."
>Fluttershy leaves.
>Well that was close.
>She almost found out your secret.
>Thank goodness she didn't ask Sweetie belle.
>Man you can't get enough of that sweet filly flank.
>You head off to pick up Sweetie Belle for some "Special Playtime.".
>Thankfully you didn't get caught by
>Fucking Hansenshy