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Day Chris Hansen in Equestria

By: LasagnaPony on May 22nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.20 KB  |  hits: 28  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Chris Hansen in Equestria.
  2. >They call you Anonymous and today... you're in deep shit.
  3. >You're stuck in a room with this pony named Chris and he's accusing you of raping Applebloom.
  4. >What the fuck!?
  5. >You were just taking her to school.
  6. >That’s it.
  7. >You do it everyday
  8. >Ok, maybe she is a bit too affectionate at times.
  9. >But that's no reason to assume I fucked her.
  10. >"Why don't you take a seat Anon?"
  11. >You take a seat next to the pony.
  12. >"Now tell me why you like sleeping with fillies?"
  13. >This fucking pony.
  14. "I'm no fucking filly fooler you faggot!"
  15. >"Temper, temper, Mr.Anonymous. We have proof you have been in a relationship with Applebloom."
  16. >The pony pulls out drawings.
  17. >The drawings are of you and Applebloom playing together
  18. >Simple things a kid would draw.
  19. >She must of drew them in school.
  20. >"What do you have to say now mister anonymous"
  21. >This fucking pony is an idiot.
  22. "Obviously she drew these in class you fucktard!
  23. >"Well we have a confession from Applebloom about your relationship"
  24. >Chris pulls out a tape recorder and starts it.
  25. >It's Applebloom
  26. >"Yes ah love anon so so much! he's always so kind to me and mah friends! he's the best friend a pony could ever ask for!"
  27. >How is that even a confession?
  28. >Chris stops the recording.
  29. >"As you just heard Anonymous, Applebloom herself said that she loves you. how can you fight that?"
  30. >You get up and knock down your chair.
  31. >"WHOA WHOA Anonymous calm down!"
  32. >You get close to the pony's face .
  33. >REALLY CLOSE.
  34. "listen here you fucking retarded pony. I am NOT a fucking filly fooler."
  35. >The pony trys to back away, but you pull him closer.
  36. "If you ever try to pull this shit again I--"
  37. >You notice something on the pony's head.
  38. >It's a zipper.
  39. >You pull it and you find out it was Fluttershy in a pony costume.
  40. >"Umm is being accused of filly fooling your fetish?"
  41. >You sigh.
  42. "No it's not Fluttershy.
  43. >"Oh okay. I'll try again tomorrow."
  44. >Fluttershy leaves.
  45. >Well that was close.
  46. >She almost found out your secret.
  47. >Thank goodness she didn't ask Sweetie belle.
  48. >Man you can't get enough of that sweet filly flank.
  49. >You head off to pick up Sweetie Belle for some "Special Playtime.".
  50. >Thankfully you didn't get caught by
  51. >Fucking Hansenshy
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