- >Day Bored as fuck on Equestria.
- >You're bored as fuck.
- >Somehow life in a magical world of technicolor ponies has gotten very monotonous.
- >You pick up your magic powered cell and flip through the contacts.
- >Twilight?
- >Don't want to end up being lectured again.
- >Fluttershy?
- >Don't feel like lying around in animal poop today.
- >Continuing to skim through the contacts, you come across a contact that you forgot you added.
- >Sunset Shimmer?
- >Why the fuck did you add that bitch into your cell.
- >Your finger hovers over the delete button, but you hesitate.
- "Fuck it"
- >After hitting the call button, you get barraged by a wave of insults.
- >"Who in the hell said you could call me!? Monkeys like you don't deserve to even have my number!"
- >You stay calm and collected and make a simple reply
- "Why do i have your number then?"
- >"I-It doesn't matter! What do you want!?"
- >Making this call was obviously a mistake, but fuck it you're bored.
- "I got bored, found your number in my cell and dialed it"
- >As soon as those words left your mouth, you are blinded by a flash of light.
- >And after your vision returns, You find that you have an uninvited guest.
- "The fuck are you doing here? No one invited you."
- >Sunset Shimmer rummages through your fridge like she owns the place.
- >"I came here because I wanted to and I invited myself. Anymore stupid questions or are you finally growing a brain?
- >She takes a seat next to you with a plate of YOUR food.
- >"Now how about you entertain me for while? I may even give you a banana if you do well.
- > So she teleports into YOUR house, eats YOUR food, and demands YOU entertain her.
- >Clearly she doesn't want to live anymore.
- >You think about slamming your fist into her face, but a more devilish idea comes to mind.
- >If she wants a show, then she'll get a show.
- "I'll be back in a bit, I gotta grab something for your show."
- >You run upstairs and rummage through your room look for that one outfit Breaburn got you.
- >You find The ass-less chaps and quickly put them on.
- >The worse part of it all is that you haven't shaven any part of your lower body since you came to Equestria 7 years ago.
- >Lets just say your groin is overshadowed by a hair demon and your ass is even worse.
- >You slowly descend the stairs with a devilish smile on your face.
- >she will enjoy her show alright.
- >Upon reaching the bottom of the stairs Sunset begins her yelling beings immediately.
- >She must of heard you coming down since her head is buried deep within your fridge again.
- >You take opportunity and get really close to her
- >"Anon! What took you so long! There's no way you're getting your banana no-.
- >She turns around to see your hairy ass and right in her face
- >And as an added bonus, you manage to let one rip right in her face
- >She just stand there obviously in shock of what just happened
- >But after a few seconds the strangest thing happens
- >She takes a deep breath, obviously enjoying the horrid odor that came from your backside
- >After her little breathing session, she tackles you and holds you down with magic.
- >Fucking Unicorns
- >"Anon! How did you know that Assplay and filth were my fetishes?" Now I'm all hot and bothered. someone is going to have to fix that."
- >Bedroom eyes are on full blast and she has you restrained
- >This is not what you thought would happen.
- >She Uses magic to prop you up ass out against your couch
- >She takes a huge bite out of your ass hair.
- >"Anon. Fart for me"
- >She sticks her face into you ass
- >There no way your gonna help her get off.
- "Fuck that noise."
- >What was that? I am not going to repeat myself!
- >She magics up a whip and smacks you on the ass a couple of times
- >Hard.
- >"Did I forget to mention that I’m also a major Sadist? You pain is my pleasure anon." Now do what I said!”
- >Lets weigh your options.
- >A. you can fart for her and help get her off.
- >or
- >B. You can continue to resist and get your ass beaten by her which still gets her off.
- >Well fuck, at least one of them doesn't end with you have to go to Nurse Redheart with a scarred ass.
- >You sigh as you let one loose and sunset inhales the disgusting aroma.
- >However, she seems to lose concentration while indulging in her sick fetish and her magic weakens enough for you to be able to move
- >You turn around quickly which surprises her, breaking her concentration completely
- >Taking advantage of another lapse in concentration, you grab her and slam her into the wall.
- >Sunset seems too shocked to be able to use any magic and begs for mercy
- >"Anon! I'm sorry it's just that i-its been awhile since the last time I've been with a stallion and I just lost control."
- >She wants mercy from you after what you just had to go through.
- >Perhaps you should show her just how much you had to go through?
- "Look here Sunset, you're saying I should just forget what just happened?"
- >She nods furiously
- "Lucky for you I'm a merciful man and I’m willing to forget everything."
- >She lets out a breath of relief.
- >"I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anypo-"
- >You interrupt her.
- "In fact, I'm such a generous person, I will even help you out with your stallion problem."
- >You swiftly spin her around and slam her onto the ground, Exposing everything to you.
- >Somewhere along the line your dick became as hard as diamonds.
- "Now where should i enter first?”
- >She turns her head in an attempt to protest,but you smack her as hard as you can in response.
- "Bitch! Nobody asked you! For that I think I'm going for the ass, better bite down on something cause I'm going in dry!"
- >You shove your rock hard phallus in her ass as hard and fast as you can, making her scream in pain
- >Her screams of pain slowly transform into moan as she gets used to you ravaging her.
- >can't let that happen.
- >You look around for something to hit her with and the closest thing you find is a fly swatter full of dead flies
- >That will work
- >You grab the fly swatter and repetitively strike her flank with it, bringing out more screams.
- >You have never felt such pleasure in ever since you came to Equestria.
- >You're just about to reach your limit and judging by Sunset's screams, so is she.
- >You quickly remove your member, denying her release, turn her around and cover her face in your seed.
- >That could have possible been one of the best orgasms you have ever had.
- >Sunset just lays there, panting from your session.
- >From the looks of it, she seemed to enjoy herself.
- "Same time tomorrow?"
- >"S-Sure."
- >Today was a good day
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