Title:           Day Bored as fuck in Equestria.
Author:          LasagnaPony
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First Edit:      Saturday 14th of September 2013 09:42:18 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 14th of September 2013 09:42:18 PM CDT

>Day Bored as fuck in Equestria.
>You're bored as fuck.
>Somehow life in a magical world of technicolor ponies has gotten very monotonous.
>You pick up your magic powered cell and flip through the contacts.
>Twilight?
>Don't want to end  up being lectured again.
>Fluttershy?
>Don't feel like lying around in animal poop today.
>Continuing to skim through the contacts, you come across a contact that you forgot you added.
>Sunset Shimmer?
>Why the fuck did you add that bitch into your cell.
>Your finger hovers over the delete button, but you hesitate.
"Fuck it"
>After hitting the call button, you get barraged by a wave of insults.
>"Who in the hell said you could call me!? Monkeys like you don't deserve to even have my number!"
>You stay calm and collected and make a simple reply
"Why do i have your number then?"
>"I-It doesn't matter! What do you want!?"
>Making this call was obviously a mistake, but fuck it you're bored.
"I got bored, found your number in my cell and dialed it"
>As soon as those words left your mouth, you are blinded by a flash of light.
>And after your vision returns, You find that you have an uninvited guest.
"The fuck are you doing here? No one invited you."
>Sunset Shimmer rummages through your fridge like she owns the place.
>"I came here because I wanted to and I invited myself. Anymore stupid questions or are you finally growing a brain?
>She takes a seat next to you with a plate of YOUR food.
>"Now how about you entertain me for while? I may even give you a banana if you do well.
> So she teleports into YOUR house, eats YOUR food, and demands YOU entertain her.
>Clearly she doesn't want to live anymore.
>You think about slamming your fist into her face, but a more devilish idea comes to mind.
>If she wants a show, then she'll get a show.
"I'll be back in a bit, I gotta grab something for your show."
 
>You run upstairs and rummage through your room look for that one outfit Breaburn got you.
>You find The ass-less chaps and quickly put them on.
>The worse part of it all is that you haven't shaven any part of your lower body since you came to Equestria 7 years ago.
>Lets just say your groin is overshadowed by a hair demon and your ass is even worse.
>You slowly descend the stairs with a devilish smile on your face.
>she will enjoy her show alright.
>Upon reaching the bottom of the stairs Sunset begins her yelling beings immediately.
>She must of heard you coming down since her head is buried deep within your fridge again.
>You take opportunity and get really close to her
>"Anon! What took you so long! There's no way you're getting your banana no-.
>She turns around to see your hairy ass and right in her face
>And as an added bonus, you manage to let one rip right in her face
>She just stand there obviously in shock of what just happened
>But after a few seconds the strangest thing happens
>She takes a deep breath, obviously enjoying the horrid odor that came from your backside
>After her little breathing session, she tackles you and holds you down with magic.
>Fucking Unicorns
>"Anon! How did you know that Assplay and filth were my fetishes?" Now I'm all hot and bothered. someone is going to have to fix that."
>Bedroom eyes are on full blast and she has you restrained
>This is not what you thought would happen.
 
>She Uses magic to prop you up ass out against your couch
>She takes a huge bite out of your ass hair.
>"Anon. Fart for me"
>She sticks her face into you ass
>There no way your gonna help her get off.
"Fuck that noise."
>What was that? I am not going to repeat myself!
>She magics up a whip and smacks you on the ass a couple of times
>Hard.
>"Did I forget to mention that I’m also a major Sadist? You pain is my pleasure anon." Now do what I said!”
>Lets weigh your options.
>A. you can fart for her and help get her off.
>or
>B. You can continue to resist and get your ass beaten by her which still gets her off.
>Well fuck, at least one of them doesn't end with you have to go to Nurse Redheart with a scarred ass.
>You sigh as you let one loose and sunset inhales the disgusting aroma.
>However, she seems to lose concentration while indulging in her sick fetish and her magic weakens enough for you to be able to move
>You turn around quickly which surprises her, breaking her concentration completely
>Taking advantage of another lapse in concentration, you  grab her and slam her into the wall.
>Sunset seems too shocked to be able to use any magic and begs for mercy
>"Anon! I'm sorry it's just that i-its been awhile since the last time I've been with a stallion and I just lost control."
>She wants mercy from you after what you just had to go through.
>Perhaps you should show her just how much you had to go through?
 
"Look here Sunset, you're saying I should just forget what just happened?"
>She nods furiously
"Lucky for you I'm a merciful man and I’m willing to forget everything."
>She lets out a breath of relief.
>"I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anypo-"
>You interrupt her.
"In fact, I'm such a generous person, I will even help you out with your stallion problem."
 >You swiftly spin her around and slam her onto the ground, Exposing everything to you.
>Somewhere along the line your dick became as hard as diamonds.
"Now where should i enter first?”
>She turns her head in an attempt to protest,but you smack her as hard as you can in response.
"Bitch! Nobody asked you! For that I think I'm going for the ass, better bite down on something cause I'm going in dry!"
>You shove your rock hard phallus in her ass as hard and fast as you can, making her scream in pain
>Her screams of pain slowly transform into moan as she gets used to you ravaging her.
>can't let that happen.
>You look around for something to hit her with and the closest thing you find is a fly swatter full of dead  flies
>That will work
>You grab the fly swatter and repetitively strike her flank with it, bringing out more screams.
>You have never felt such pleasure in ever since you came to Equestria.
>You're just about to reach your limit and judging by Sunset's screams, so is she.
>You quickly remove your member, denying her release, turn her around and cover her face in your seed.
>That could have possible been one of the best orgasms you have ever had.
>Sunset just lays there, panting from your session.
>From the looks of it, she seemed to enjoy herself.
"Same time tomorrow?"
>"S-Sure."
>Today was a good day