Title:           Day Beats and Swag in Equestria
Author:          LasagnaPony
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First Edit:      Friday 29th of March 2013 08:51:00 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 29th of March 2013 08:51:00 PM CDT

>Day Beats and Swag in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>You wake up and go to your dresser to pick out today's beats.
“Swag.”
>You have 365 pairs of beats.
>So you don't have to wear the same beats twice in a year.
>It's all about Swag.
>Beats by Dre are the shit.
>You start your morning routine.
>Shit,Beats,Shower,Swag,Shave,Swag.
>No one has more Swag as you.
>You put your beats on backwards so everyone can know you have beats.
“Swag.”
>You get yourself some Beets by Dre for breakfast.
>Beets grown on only the swaggest land in Equestria.
>A knock on the door interrupts your swagtacular breakfast.
>You know its Fluttershy.
>She's pretty cool since she is the only pony that understands your swag.
>Those other pones just don't get it.
>Fluttershy understanding swag also has a side effect of her wanting the D.
>You open the front door.
“Ey yo Fluttershy da fuk you want?.Swa-”
>Fluttershy has dyed her coat black and her mane red.
>She also painted the beats logo over her cutie mark.
>She has become Beats pony.
>”Are Beats your fetish anon?
>She pulls out a pair of the latest beats.
>You slam the door in her face before your dick knocks her out.
>Your dick is as hard as diamonds.
>Fluttershy fly’s thru the window and tackles you.
>She notices you rock hard erection and smiles.
>”Looks like I was right. Swag.”
>She pulls your zipper down with her teeth.
>Your raging boner smacks Fluttershy in the face and knocks her off you.
>Your dick knocks down your beats lamps as you run upstairs.
>Fluttershy is quickly follows behind you.
>You need to lose her.
>You have an idea.
>Use the power of swag against her!
>You head up to your room .
>You go to your dresser and take out all 364 pairs of beats.(You're wearing the 365th pair. Swag)
>You quickly put on as many beats as you can.
>Fluttershy fly's directly into you and bounces off the air in front of you.
>The beats have made a Mighty Shield of Swag.
>Fluttershy continuously fly's into your Swag Shield while you add more Beats to your Beats outfit.
>You add your last pair of Beats and you feel a surge of Swag fill your body.
>As the power of swag fills your body one thought comes to mind
“YOLO! SWAG!”
>You point your hands at Fluttershy and a beam of Swag comes out of your hands.
>She goes flying out your window.
“That takes care of that problem. Swag.”
>Fucking Fluttershy.
>Swag