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Day Beats and Swag in Equestria

By: LasagnaPony on Mar 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.38 KB  |  hits: 29  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Beats and Swag in Equestria.
  2. >You are Anon.
  3. >You wake up and go to your dresser to pick out today's beats.
  4. “Swag.”
  5. >You have 365 pairs of beats.
  6. >So you don't have to wear the same beats twice in a year.
  7. >It's all about Swag.
  8. >Beats by Dre are the shit.
  9. >You start your morning routine.
  10. >Shit,Beats,Shower,Swag,Shave,Swag.
  11. >No one has more Swag as you.
  12. >You put your beats on backwards so everyone can know you have beats.
  13. “Swag.”
  14. >You get yourself some Beets by Dre for breakfast.
  15. >Beets grown on only the swaggest land in Equestria.
  16. >A knock on the door interrupts your swagtacular breakfast.
  17. >You know its Fluttershy.
  18. >She's pretty cool since she is the only pony that understands your swag.
  19. >Those other pones just don't get it.
  20. >Fluttershy understanding swag also has a side effect of her wanting the D.
  21. >You open the front door.
  22. “Ey yo Fluttershy da fuk you want?.Swa-”
  23. >Fluttershy has dyed her coat black and her mane red.
  24. >She also painted the beats logo over her cutie mark.
  25. >She has become Beats pony.
  26. >”Are Beats your fetish anon?
  27. >She pulls out a pair of the latest beats.
  28. >You slam the door in her face before your dick knocks her out.
  29. >Your dick is as hard as diamonds.
  30. >Fluttershy fly’s thru the window and tackles you.
  31. >She notices you rock hard erection and smiles.
  32. >”Looks like I was right. Swag.”
  33. >She pulls your zipper down with her teeth.
  34. >Your raging boner smacks Fluttershy in the face and knocks her off you.
  35. >Your dick knocks down your beats lamps as you run upstairs.
  36. >Fluttershy is quickly follows behind you.
  37. >You need to lose her.
  38. >You have an idea.
  39. >Use the power of swag against her!
  40. >You head up to your room .
  41. >You go to your dresser and take out all 364 pairs of beats.(You're wearing the 365th pair. Swag)
  42. >You quickly put on as many beats as you can.
  43. >Fluttershy fly's directly into you and bounces off the air in front of you.
  44. >The beats have made a Mighty Shield of Swag.
  45. >Fluttershy continuously fly's into your Swag Shield while you add more Beats to your Beats outfit.
  46. >You add your last pair of Beats and you feel a surge of Swag fill your body.
  47. >As the power of swag fills your body one thought comes to mind
  48. “YOLO! SWAG!”
  49. >You point your hands at Fluttershy and a beam of Swag comes out of your hands.
  50. >She goes flying out your window.
  51. “That takes care of that problem. Swag.”
  52. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  53. >Swag
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