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By: LasagnaPony on Nov 23rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.43 KB  |  hits: 33  |  expires: Never
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  1. You rush to the door and swiftly open it
  2. On the other side lies Fluttershy with a huge smile on her face
  3. >"are small mishaps your fetish anon?"
  4. Fucking fluttershy
  5. She is responsible for your shit morning
  6. Every fucking day with this bullshit.
  7. You are getting sick of this shit.
  8. Rage builds up within you and fluttershy picks up on it.
  9. >"anon, is something wrong?"
  10. "You know whats wrong fluttershy. You. Every fucking morning you come over and ruin my life."
  11. Fluttershy hides behind her mane.
  12. >anon, I jus-
  13. "Shut up! Im talking here! I dont like you! Why can't you just leave me alone for once!"
  14. "Sometimes i wish you would just go away."
  15. Fluttershy bursts into tears and runs away.
  16. Probably going home.
  17. "Finally"
  18. Might as well get to cleaning that shit infested bathroom.
  19. You run into your house and jump headfirst onto a pillow on the couch.
  20. Angel jumps onto the couch and trys to comfort you.
  21. "Angel,i ruined everything,now anon will never love me."
  22. Your tear quickly dampen the pillow
  23. "He never wants to see me again."
  24. The thought of anon missing form your life is too hard to bear.
  25. How can you be a part of his life without him seeing you?
  26. You could stalk him,but you already tried that
  27. He caught on pretty quickly.
  28. Maybe i can ask the others for help,but you don't want to bother them with your problems.
  29. Suddenly you get a perfect idea
  30. "I got it angel!"
  31. You quickly run to the closet, pull out a full sized mirror, and set it up against the wall.
  32. "If anon doesn't want to see me, then all i have to do is become someone else!"
  33. You spend some time trying various manestyles until you find one you like.
  34. your spa days with Rarity really payed off.
  35. Now that you decided on a manestyle, now you need to choose a color
  36. You go to your room and gather various mane dyes that you had lying around
  37. Never thought you would have the chance to use them.
  38. Finding a color that matches your coat well was a challenge, but you eventually find one that works.
  39. Now you have one last problem
  40. How are you going to hide your cutie mark?
  41. And what are you going to replace it with?
  42. Besides handleling animals, you aren't that talented at anything else.
  43. You think about what other skills you might have when you notice that its time to feed the animals.
  44. You get up and quickly prepare lunch for all of the woodland creatures
  45. Wait a minute, thats it!
  46. You could have a cooking cutie mark
  47. Cooking isn't a big specialty of yours,but its passable.
  48. Now what would a cutie mark for cooking look like?
  49. A spatula, a pot, a whisk?
  50. You decide on a design and quickly sketch it out on paper.
  51. "Perfect,just perfect!"
  52. You practice altering your voice
  53. Anon wouldn't want to hear your boring old voice anyway.
  54. It takes some time until you get good at changing your voice,but you sound pretty convincing.
  55. Anon is sure to fall for the new you
  56. All thats left is to come up with a name.
  57. You feel like complete shit
  58. Not because you spent alot time cleaning your shit bathroom
  59. You were way to hard on fluttershy
  60. You know how fragile she is
  61. She's probably still crying her eyes out
  62. You should go apologize for snaping at her.
  63. After putting the finishing touches on your now shit free bathroom, you take a quick shower,shave and change into some casual clothes before heading out the door
  64. Hopefully she will forgive you
  65. Once you get to her house and knock on the door, an unfamiliar mare answers
  66. >"Hello. And who might you be?"
  67. Judgeing from her tone she seems slightly irritated from your presence.
  68. "My name is-"
  69. >"Wait you're anon,If im not mistaken, Fluttershy always talks about you."
  70. How does she know fluttershy
  71. Well she is in her house
  72. What happened to her anyway
  73. "Where is fluttershy,miss..."
  74. >"autumn burn"
  75. "Ok miss autumn burn, where is fluttershy, i have something very important to talk about with her."
  76. Autumn seems confused about your question, her eyebrow slightly raised.
  77. >"fluttershy went to visit our parents. Didn't she tell you?" Anyway come in. You don"t plan on standing there all day now do you? Besides, i wanted to have a word with you anyway.
  78. Autumn pulls you inside and you both take a seat on the couch
  79. >"My name is autumn burn and i am fluttershy's older sister."
  80. Older sister? Fluttershy never mentioned having a sister.
  81. "Fluttershy never mentioned having a sister."
  82. Autumn appears slightly angry about you never hearing about you
  83. >"of course she never talks about me! We don't exactly have the best relationship,but i at least expect to be know by the man she likes."
  84. This mare is completely different then fluttershy, she speaks louder, she does stammer on every other word,kinda hard to believe they both come from the same household.
  85. "You are pretty different from fluttershy, autumn. Hard to believe you two were raised in the same house."
  86. >autumn chuckles at your remark
  87. >"i know right! Flutty was always the quiet type, even with her own family. But enough about me and my sisters past. I want to hear about the guy that pulled her out of her shell."
  88. Autumn leans in closer, waiting to hear all about you.
  89. Getting a closer look at her, autumn is really cute.
  90. >"well anon, aren't you going to tell me about yourself, or am i going to have to drag it out of you?" Autumn says playfully as she takes jabs at you with her hoof.
  91. You could already tell this mare will be pretty fun to have around.
  92. "Okay okay, hold your horses autumn."
  93. Autumn clearly doesn't like your horse pun,makeing a huge grimace
  94. You and autumn spend the rest of the day talking to each other about whatever comes to mind
  95. It quickly gets late and you remenber
  96. why you came here in the first place