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Anon and the Seaponies

By: Laconic on Mar 20th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.53 KB  |  hits: 194  |  expires: Never
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  2. >Finally, spring break
  3. >You've save up enough money, convinced your parents and bought your plane tickets
  4. >Ha ha, time for Hawaii
  5. >You've been soaking up the sun, sipping fruity drinks and participating in some of the local customs
  6. >Life is good
  7. >You've been hearing rumors about a secret beach somewhere on the island, and today you have decided to search for it based on some clues
  8. >When you do find it, it just turns out to be a horribly rocky beach with all sorts of seagulls and other wild life
  9. >Okay.jpg
  10. >You might as well enjoy it, because why not
  11. >Head out to a somewhat clear area, pitch your umbrella and blanket and get out your gear
  12. >Sunscreen: check
  13. >Goggles and snorkel: check
  14. >Swimming Trunks: Double check
  15. >Head out into the water, it's nice and warm
  16. >Do some snorkeling like a boss
  17.  
  18. >There's hardly anything around here aside from the errant fish or seaweed
  19. >Sigh and decide to swim back
  20. >Realize how far away you are. . .and that you aren't getting any closer to the shore
  21. >Panic.jpg
  22. >Swim with all your might, making little to no headway
  23. >Suddenly, you are sucked underwater by a fierce undertow
  24. >Going down, down, down into the water
  25. >Eventually the water pressure, fatigue and lack of air gets to you
  26. >You black out, still going down
  27.  
  28. >Some time later, you feel the warmth of the sun, and the grit of the sand
  29. >And water in your lungs
  30. >Your eyes snap open and you turn and cough, spewing water everywhere
  31. >You blink, realizing you are alive when by all accounts you should be dead
  32. >You look around, and notice you are on a small island
  33. >It's like those ones you see in cartoons with just one coconut tree surrounded by sand, it's a bit bigger than that
  34. >There's around 10 trees or so, and some grass
  35. >You rub your eyes and something stops them
  36. >Oh, your goggles are still on
  37. >And your snorkel
  38. >Well that's not so bad, you suppose
  39. >Take them off and rub your eyes, sighing
  40. >Well, what now?
  41.  
  42. >You size up the island and realize it's big enough to walk around in half an hour or so
  43. >Time seems to be fleeting from you in this place
  44. >There's not a whole lot of wild life, and thankfully no bugs, and the trees should provide you with enough shade to rest under
  45. >You aren't horribly hungry and with food just a stones throw away (literally) you decide to take a look in the water
  46. >You see some bubbles near the shelf
  47. >You swim closer, making sure not to go too far out and get swept away by the current again
  48. >Find the source of the bubbles
  49.  
  50. >You blink a few times at what you see
  51. >Ok, so a sea pony version of Pinkie Pie is beaming at you, holding out a cake that has candles that are SOMEHOW lit underwater
  52. >This is probably heaven
  53. >But if sea ponies are here, it's probably the other place
  54. >Go up for air, and she's not too far behind
  55. >'Hi!' She chirps, holding the cake up
  56. >Despite it being underwater, it looks fresh out of the oven
  57. >'My name is Seakie Pie and I made this cake just for you! All the other sea ponies were scared of you, but you can't be all bad is Sealestia decided to save you! What were you doing in the middle of the ocean anyway?'
  58. >Oh god the puns
  59. 'I. . .uh. . .can you come to the shore with me? I'm still tired and it's sort of hard to keep afloat.'
  60. >'Okie dokie lokie!'
  61. >You swim back to shore, the sea pone following you
  62.  
  63. >Sitting in the shallow water, the cake on the shore behind you, resting on your goggles a bit so the sand doesn't get in it
  64. >Have a quick chat with Pin- er, Seakie Pie
  65. >She's just as chatty as her land counterpart
  66. >You pass the time with some idle conversation, eventually remembering you need something to get those coconuts down
  67. >You'll ration the cake as much as possible, and the coconuts should have water in them
  68. >Mention to Seakie you need a rock or something, and she agrees, heading out to the water and disappearing beneath the wave
  69. >Head back to shore and take a bite of the cake
  70. >Oh my god it's so salty
  71. >You almost gag on the taste, deciding to REALLY ration it now
  72. >Seakie comes back with a rock, and you take it from her
  73. >She asks how the cake is, sea . . .seeing how you took a bit of it
  74. >You say it tastes. . .unique. Never had anything like it before
  75. >She giggles and thanks you, and says she has to go throw a part for Twilight Sprinkle, who probably wants to meet you too
  76. >She says if you ever need help, just say the magic words
  77. >Shoo be doo, shoo shoo be doo
  78. >She disappears, for good this time
  79.  
  80. >Rock in hand, you face your foe, the coconut tree
  81. >Your aim is true, your cause is just
  82. >Roll a dexterity check to hit coconut
  83. >-Woosh!-
  84. >You close your eyes, hoping to hear the sweet sound of stone on wood
  85. >-Sploosh!-
  86. >That is not the sound you wanted
  87. >You sigh and get your rock fro mthe water, contuning to throw the rock until you get one of the coconuts down
  88. >You walk over and see it's bigger than your head
  89. >This is accpetable
  90. >You crack it open and drink the coconut juice/water/milk within
  91. >It's incredibly bitter and odd, but thirst is the best seasoning
  92. or something like that
  93. >You save some of it for later, splitting it in half and pouring the milk in one half and consuming the meat of the other
  94. >You now have a half coconut shell
  95. >Invigorated, you spend the rest of the day and eventually have a lovely bunch of coconuts
  96. >You hardly realize it's getting dark when you are done
  97. >You gather them all up and place them in a pile within the shade of the trees, and then get the cake, your goggles and your snorkle
  98. >You lay down on the slightly grassy area under the palm trees
  99. >It's a bit uncomfortable, but it'll do
  100. >You close your eyes, and sleep comes easily