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>You put down the two heavy suitcases you were carrying in front of the apartment door and wipe the sweat off of your forehead.

>"Oh this trip to Manehattan will simply be fabulous!" exclaims Rarity, who, in contrary to you, hasn't lifted a finger.

>Element of generosity my ass, a generous person would've at least thanked you for you carrying her shit up five floors.

>Twilight comes up the flight of stairs, magically levitating a key in front of her.

>She proceeds to unlock the apartement door, and you and the mane 6 step inside.

"Well this is... underwhelming." you note.

>"What the hell Twilight, this is way too small for the seven of us!" complains Rainbow Dash.

>"I'm sorry everypony, but this was the only accomodation I could find." Twilight apologizes.

>Fluttershy takes a look around and says

>"Oh it's okay Twilight, I'm sure we can make it work."

>You walk outside to get the suitcases, noticing Rarity looking less than pleased.

>Applejack, the optimism in person, supports Fluttershy.

>"Fluttershy's right, y'all need to calm down, this'll do just fine'n'dandy."

>You came here to do some urban travel for a weekend, an idea brought up by none other than Rarity.

>While you carry in the heavy as fuck suitcases, the ponies decide on who gets to sleep where.

>Naturally, you're left with the couch.

>But you're not alone with that; Fluttershy wasn't vocal enough, so she gets to sleep on a dusty mattress in the living room as well.

>At least she doesn't look like someone who snores a lot.

>Speaking of snoring, Twilight agreed to share a room with Rainbow Dash, as Rarity fears for the integrity of her beauty sleep.

>Which means she gets to stay with Applejack.

>They preemptively got Pinkie Pie her own room, knowing that whoever would stay with her wouldn't get a moment of rest.

 

>After everyone has settled in, you decide to go on a trip around town.

>Everyone has their own ideas of what they want to do first, so you decide to split up and meet again at the apartement tonight.

>You're the first to return.

>Actually, not precisely the first. When you arrived, Fluttershy was already there, shoving a carrot down her bunny's throat.

"Wow, you're back already?" you ask, raising an eyebrow.

>"Oh, I've actually been here for a few hours already. I don't really like the city, so I just picked up some food for my Angel bunny and headed back." Fluttershy replies.

"You really need to go outside more." you state.

>"But I like it in here!" she argues.

>You ignore her and throw yourself onto the couch.

>With your stomach full of some delicious chicken curry you had for dinner, you're a happy man.

>Your time of peace and quite on the couch was soon interrupted by Pinkie Pie slamming open the door.

>"HYA FLUTTERSHY AND ANON" she yells as she hops over to the couch.

>"Hey, scoot over" she says, and without giving you time to even consider her request she launches herself onto the couch.

>Right into your stomach.

>To everyone's displeasure, this releases a fart from your bowels so ungodly, you're pretty sure it burned a hole into your boxers.

>"Gee Anon, what a rude way to welcome back your friends!" Pinkie exlaims.

 

>Half an hour later, Twilight arrives.

>"Why are the windows open?" is the first thing she asks.

>Her question is promptly answered by Pinkie Pie.

>"Anon released his inner demons!" she yells.

>"Wow Anon, you never told me about the existence of that. Are they dangerous?" Twilight asks, giving you a worried look.

"You could say so." you sigh.

>This conversation was way out of your comfort zone.

 

>A few awkward explanations later, Rainbow Dash and Rarity arrive back.

>Apparently, they just met at the doorstep and didn't actually see each other that night at all.

>The real shock, however, is when Applejack came back.

>"HOWDY" she yelled as she bucked the door open, wood splinters flying everywhere.

>"Oh goodness, Applejack, could you not have just opened the door like every other pony?" cries Rarity.

>"Nah, 'cuz Ah'm not like every other of them pony folk!" Applejack lulls, swaying from side to side.

>Well that was odd to say the least.

>"AJ, have you beed drinking?" asks Twilight, raising an eyebrow.

>AJ raises a hoof.

>"Ah'll be completely honest with y'all, I may have had one or two of them cider mugs." she says.