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Tickling Twilight

By: KrustyKoala on Dec 19th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.58 KB  |  hits: 30  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day tickling in Equestria.
  2. >You spent the last months in agony as you restrained yourself from tickling these cute horses.
  3. >But you just couldn't hold out any longer.
  4. >Today was the day you'd tickle the living shit out of Twilight Sparkle.
  5. >Figuratively, not literally, that'd be gross.
  6. >You rap on Twilight's door, and soon, it opens.
  7. >Twilight stands in front of you with an innocent smile.
  8. >If only she knew...
  9. >"Hey Anon, how can I help you?"
  10. >You lift your arms and fall into a ready-stance.
  11. "Imma tickle you."
  12. >Twilight's face goes pale.
  13. >"You... what?"
  14. "Imma tickle your cute belly."
  15. >Twilight's face goes grim and she pulls a whistle out of nowhere and puts it in her mouth.
  16. >"Try it, punk, I'll have you thrown into jail with the other rapists!"
  17. >You raise an eyebrow at the sudden hostility.
  18. "Rapist? Wait, are you serious?"
  19. >Twilight sternly looks at you, with the whistle still in her mouth, making quiet whistling noises as she breathes.
  20. >You startle her by breaking into a loud laughter.
  21. "Holy shit you ponies are nuts. Tickling is rape? Come on, what the fuck!"
  22. >Twilight slams the door and locks it before you can react.
  23.  
  24. >This could've been just Twilight being weird, so you head up to Applejack's to ask her about it.
  25. >"Tickling? Nah it's fine Anon, Twilight's just being weird about it for some reason."
  26. "Really? No problem with tickling? That's great news!"
  27. >Applejack gives you a smile.
  28. >"Ah remember when me and my family tickled each other for hours. Hot, sweaty bodies rubbing against ea-"
  29. "Uh... Sure you're still talking about tickling?"
  30. >"Oh, yes, tickling is fine, go for it."
  31. >Relieved, you make your way back to the library, flexing your fingers on the way.
  32. >Bitch gonna get tickled.
  33.  
  34. >Back at her library, you do a commando roll through her kitchen window, and catch her while making tea.
  35. >Twilight's eyes go wide in fear, knowing what is to come.
  36. >You pounce her, and begin tickling her thoroughly.
  37. >Under fits of laughter she tells you to stop, threatens you, and pleas for relief.
  38. >But you're not going to.
  39. >You'll just keep tickling her.
  40. >"HAHAHA, Anon, ... HAHA, s-stop, I'm...pffhahahaha, gonna- ah-"
  41. >Suddenly, you hear a wet bang, and Twilight recoils a good meter over the floor.
  42. >She's not laughing anymore, eyes wide in shock.
  43. >You turn around and see the walls covered in diarrhoea shit.
  44. >Looking down, you notice that the shitstorm barely missed you, and a wet brown splatter runs along the floor.
  45. >You look at Twilight with a look of horror on your face, jaw hanging open, and she grumpily looks back.
  46. >"See that's what happens when people tickle me."
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