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Anon feeds Celestia Pancakes

By: KrustyKoala on Sep 9th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.21 KB  |  hits: 87  |  expires: Never
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  1. >As you are about to flip the pancakes in the pan, Celestia comes through the door.
  2. >"Mmmh, I was wondering what that amazing smell was. Morning, Anon."
  3. "Good morning, Sunbutt."
  4. >Celestia giggles at the mention of her pet name.
  5. >"You do know we have royal cooks here, don't you?"
  6. >You turn away from the pancakes for a moment.
  7. "Sure, but I thought the best Princess was deserving of a breakfast made by the best boyfriend."
  8. >She mockingly punches you in the shoulder with a sheepish grin.
  9. >Being the beta faggot that you are, you wince at the unexpected physical contact.
  10. >Hot pancake batter goes flying everywhere, including onto Her Majesty The Sun Horse herself.
  11. >She shrieks as the hot batter covers her, tries to dodge the rest of it but trips over her own legs and falls.
  12. >You stand in the middle of the chaos, pulling your head between your shoulders.
  13. "S-Sorry."
  14. >The princess rolls around on the floor in pain.
  15. >"Owwwww, ahh, I think I broke something, ugh."
  16.  
  17. >The next day.
  18. >You're in the hospital wing of the castle, next to Celestia's bed.
  19. >Her burnt face is bandaged, her front legs are in casts.
  20. >Sweating profusely, you apologise.
  21. "I'm sorry for what happened yesterday morning, really, really, sorry."
  22. >Celestia gives you a weak smile.
  23. >"It's okay Anon, it happens."
  24. >You shake your head.
  25. "No... it's not okay. Stuff like this always happens to me."
  26. >You sigh while rubbing one of Celestia's ears.
  27. "Anyways... I made some pancakes. Want some?"
  28. >She smiles.
  29. >"Sure. I'm dying to find out how they taste like."
  30. >Your jaw drops in shock.
  31. >"Y-You're dying?"
  32. >Celestia rolls her eyes in jest and giggles.
  33. >"It's just a figure of speech, silly. Now, her Highness wishes you to let me have a taste of those pancakes."
  34. >You open a plastic box and get some out, together with a fork.
  35. >Only then you remember that she couldn't use her front hooves.
  36. "Uh, so how's this going to work?" you say, pointing to her front legs."
  37. >"Well, I guess you just have to feed me." Celestia concludes.
  38. >You let out a sigh.
  39. "This'll be awkward, won't it?"
  40. >After feeding Celestia some pancakes, a sudden realisation hits you.
  41. "Wait, couldn't you just have used your magic?"
  42. >Celestia grins sheepishly.
  43. >"Sssht. Just let it happen, Anon."