Title:           Anal Adventures With Dash (clop)
Author:          KrustyKoala
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First Edit:      Wednesday 4th of September 2013 11:15:46 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 4th of September 2013 11:15:46 PM CDT

>Day Anal in Equestria
>Today is the day
>Rainbow Dash still owes you one hundred bits, and you know she's too broke to pay.
>But you're going to make her an offer she can't refuse.
>The two of you have been casual sex buddies for a while now, but she has never been big on the kinky side of things.
>You head to your night stand and make sure everything is ready.
>Lube? Check.
>Condoms? Check. Don't want to get horse shit all over your dick.
>Viagra? Not proud but check.
>Everything was ready for the launch of your rocket to Uranus.
>Heranus.
>But that ruins the joke. Oh god damn it whatever.
>Dash said she'd come by this afternoon to pick up some things she left here, so you sit on your couch reading the book "Anal 101".
>When Dash comes over you'll casually let it lying around, so she gets the hint.
 
>You can hear a knock on your door.
>You stand up and open the door.
>Dash comes in, greeting you with a "Hyia Anon!"
"Hi Dash. Here to grab your stuff?"
>"Yup. Won't take long."
>Somehow, you have to ease her into your offer. This'll be hard.
"Hey Dash, about those bits you owe me..."
>Rainbow Dash was about to leave the room, but now turns around, with a hoof scratching the back of her head.
>"Ooooh, yeeaaah, that, uh... I'll pay you back by Monday, is that okay?"
>You let out an exaggerated sigh.
"That's what you said last week."
>"Yeah but now I mean it!" she says
"Let me make you an offer." you say.
>You point towards the kitchen.
"Want a drink?"
>Dash nods.
>You grab two bottles of beer from the fridge.
 
>You open both beers and hand one to Dash,
>"So about that offer you mentioned?" she wants you to elaborate, eager to get rid of her debt.
>Now is the time to strike.
>You take a swig from your beer and breathe in.
"Remember when I wanted to do that thing and you didn't want to do it so I was all sad ?"
>"Wait, which thing?" she asks.
>You groan.
>Does she have to make this hard?
"You know, the 'thing'." you elaborate.
>Dash still looks at you confused.
"buttstuff" you mutter under your breath.
>"Sorry Anon, couldn't quite catch that. Louder?"
"anal" you say, a bit louder.
>"Still can't hear ya."
>You take a deep breath.
"I WANT TO PUT IT IN YOUR ASS" you yell.
>Dash stands there, with a shocked expression.
>Her face soon goes from shock to laughter, and she rolls on the floor gasping from air she's laughing so hard.
>You just stand there, unamused expression etched into your face.
>After she's calmed down a bit, she looks at you.
>"W-Wait, you're serious, aren't you?"
"Yep."
>More laughter.
>"Oooohkay. No way. Why would you think I'd do that?"
>You shrug.
"I don't know, maybe because you owe me one hundred bits and want to get rid of your debt somehow with minimal effort?"
>Dash looks at you inquisitively.
>"Anon, how is me taking it up the pooper minimal effort?"
"Don't be like that, Dash. Everyone knows you'd rather take it up the ass than do an honest day's work."
>Dash scratches her chin thoughtfully.
>"You have a point there."
>She remains silent for a while, thinking about your offer.
>"You promise to be gentle?"
>FUCK YES!
"Why, is little Dashie afraid of getting huwt?" you mock her.
>"Hey, do you want to stick your sausage into my sausage dispenser or not?"
"Fine, yes. I'll be gentle."
>"What are you waiting for, then?"
>She takes you by the hand and leads you to the bedroom.
 
>You playfully throw her onto the bed.
>"W-What are we gonna do on the bed, Anon?" Dash says, in an innocent voice, a grin all over her face.
>No time for lame jokes.
"Well for starters, I'll explore your rectal cavity with my dick." you reply.
>"Wow, A+ dirty talk right there, buddy" Dash remarks sarcastically.
"My dick is the one who does the talking. But it can't do that when it's covered by all these clothes."
>Dash smirks, and pulls off your belt.
>You undo your zip, and Dash pulls down your pants with your boxers.
>Meanwhile, you pull off your shirt and take off your socks.
"Don't you want to say hell to Mr. dick? He was excited all day to meet you."
>Dash groans and leans forward, putting your half-errect meatwhip in her mouth.
>You grap her mane with your right hand, and push your hips against her, thrusting your dick deeper into her mouth.
>She spits it out.
>"Woah there, cowboy. Not too fast."
>You grab her flank and play with two thingers around her vagina and butthole, prompting her to go at it again.
>Some sucking later, your dick resembled a diamond chisel.
>You grab Dash by the tail and move her so her ass was facing you.
>Slowly, you begin teasing her pussy with your tongue, moving up to her butthole from time to time.
>You are reassured by the small moans coming from her.
>You open the night stand to get the condoms and the lube, putting on the former and applying the latter generously to your member and Dash's candy butthole.
>"Remember, Anon, be gentle."
>You reassure her with a kiss on her neck as you position your dick behind her.
 
>Maybe you should've done some finger foreplay first, but now it's too late.
>You just hope Dash can take it.
>Slow and carefully, you push your tip into her ass.
>Dash gasps and arches her back downwards, moving her ass away from you.
"Hey, relax." you say, stroking the fur on her lower back gently.
>"W-Well you're not the one getting something shoved up your pooper." she complains with a trembling voice.
>Instead of trying to shove your dick in, you try just the fingers first.
>Your index finger slides in easily, so you carefully put your middle finger in as well.
>Dash moans as you start moving the fingers in and out.
"You like that, don't you?"
>Dash shudders from pleasure.
>"C-Cant say I'm hating it."
>Now with her being better prepared, you try to stick your tower to babel in again.
>The universal language of small thrusts soon begins to pleasure the both of you.
>Your pelvic thrusts start to grow stronger, and you grab both of her wings, pulling her towards you as you thrust in.
>The air soon is filled with the sound of your balls smacking against her backside.
>This goes on for some time, until you are close to reaching climax.
>Without a second thought, you cum inside [spoiler]your condom[/spoiler].
>You and her both lie next to each other, breathing heavily.
>"You know, I kind of enjoyed that." Dash says.
"I could tell."
>"So, my debt is gone now?"
"Oh yeah, that. Sure."
>Rainbow Dash gives you a small kiss.
>"Thanks, Anon."
 
The end, you fucking disgusting human beings.