Title:           Valentine's Dungeon
Author:          Kronoisunavailable
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/E8MzNxrn
First Edit:      Monday 2nd of May 2016 03:56:28 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 2nd of May 2016 03:56:28 PM CDT

>Be the party
>Today was valentine's day, and Lawsman made a special area in the dungeon.
>The rooms in it were all filled with monsters that wouldn't attack.
>All they did was give out presents, and they would only be defeated if you complimented them too much.
>It was incredibly cheesy.
>He tried to make up for it though.
>A room at the end of the area spread off into 5 rooms.
>Each room had a king's size bed and two lamps.
>Everyone knew what that meant.
>Law informed everyone that whatever you did in the rooms, even just sleeping, would give full health and exp.
>Suitcase and Daily immediately ran into a room, seconds later loud slapping noises came from the room.
>Manhorse somehow made a sex doll from a few sticks and some tape.
>Fruit grabbed the Gemima statue he had been carrying with him and ran into a room. Crying emitted from the room after.
>Jack wasn't paying attention and was trying to choose which room to go to.
>Once he chose he went to grab Glim, but then saw she was gone and all but one room was locked.
 
>The next day.
 
>Everyone has full health and almost to the point of leveling up.
>After exiting their rooms, everyone goes to leave the valentine's day area.
>But then to everyone's shock, at the end of the hallway was Jack's body with his head disembodied head in his lap and a bloodied sword in his hoof.
>THE END