Title:           Second Manhorse Bio
Author:          Kronoisunavailable
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/t2CvHNe9
First Edit:      Sunday 13th of March 2016 10:44:48 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 13th of March 2016 10:44:48 AM CDT

>Be The Second Manhorse.
>Father was The First Manhorse.
>Father was best engineer in Germany.
>He could make a nuclear bomb with a pair of sunglasses, dry ice, some balloons, and some freetime.
>Had to live up to his name.
>You suck at engineering, though.
>Crafting in general was your huge weakpooint.
>Try to make things like your dad but fail.
>Everyone is disappointed that the son of the greatest engineer in Germany is such a failure.
>One day get fed up.
>Move to Ireland.
>Drown your memories in beer.
>Go home one day, start hearing a voice.
>Thought it was a side effect of all the alcohol.
>Go to sleep.
 
>Wake up in a cold, damp tower.
>Side of head hurts.
>Other pones are around you, all in strange clothes.
>Thought you saw a snowman, someone in Russian school clothes, someone in janitor clothes, and someone in a lab coat.
>All you knew was one thing.
>You had to make things for these pones.
>Great things.