Title:           THE GINJ GANJ BROTHERS
Author:          KmScMT
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/eCi6JvR8
First Edit:      Monday 20th of January 2014 08:40:00 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 20th of January 2014 08:40:00 PM CDT

[Ginj]
Weed, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same on every town
Ponies with empty stomachs, dry lungs, and not a crumb of munchies to be found
Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this hungry despair
 
[Ganj
That the feed that they need to solve this great hunger pain you and I will share
 
Ponies: [danky chattering]
 
[Ginj and Ganj
Weed you dankortunity
In this very bongmunity
 
[Ganj]
He's Ginj
 
[Ginj]
He's Ganj
 
[Ginj and Ganj]
We're the world famous Ginj Ganj brothers
Traveling dealerponies nonmimeil
 
Pinkie Pipe: Nonmime-what?
 
[Ganj]
Nonmimeil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see (so glassy)
No pony else in this whole place eat what you need to eat
And that's a new world, with tons of doritos
Fresh packed and ready for eating
 
[Ganj]
More doritos you could crunch in all your days of munching
 
Rainbow Dab: I doubt that.
 
[Ginj and Ganj]
 
So take this dankortunity
 
[Ginj, Ganj, and Crowd]
 
In this very bongmunity
 
[Ganj]
He's Ginj
 
[Ginj]
He's Ganj
 
[Ginj and Ganj]
We're the world famous Ginj Ganj brothers
Traveling dealerponies
 
[Ginj, Ganj, and Crowd]
Nonmimeil
 
[Ginj]
I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our potculiar munchcreator
 
[Ganj]
I say, our mode of makin' munchies
 
[Ginj]
And I suppose by now you're weedering, what is this promised food source?
 
[Ganj]
Any pony can outright lie, and all mimes deserve to die
 
[Ginj]
But my brother and I hash something most ganjique and superb
Unseen at any time in this dank new world
 
[Ginj and Ganj]
And that's dankortunity
 
[Ginj]
Folks, it's the 420th and only, the giga mega munch
 
[Ganj]
The fill-you-up-able
 
[Ginj]
Not-a-peach-able
 
[Ganj]
Food-dispensable
 
[Ginj]
I-can't-weedlieve-able
 
[Ginj and Ganj]
Ginj Ganj Brothers' Super Weedy Munchie Maker 420000
 
Ganj: What'dyou eat, sister?
Rarity: [faints from hunger]
 
[Crowd]
Oh, weed got dankortunity
In this very bongmunity
Please, Ginj, please ganj, feed us lots of jam
With your Ginj Ganj Brothers' Super Weedy Munchie Maker 420000
 
Ginj: Starved filly, I would be ever so weedhonored if you might see glass to let my bongther and I borrow some of your assorted chip and other crunchy snack-related dust for our dank-ass demonstration here?
Applejoint: Uh, sure, I ganjss
 
[Crowd]
Dankortunity, in our bongmunity
 
[Ganj]
Ready, Ginj?
 
[Ginj]
Ready, Ganj?
 
[Ginj and Ganj]
Let's bong long zong!
 
Ginj: And show these hungry pontys a world danklectable munchies!
 
[Crowd]
Munchies, munchies, munchies, munchies... [continues until Granny Smoke interrupts]
 
Ginj: Watch closely, my bongmates!
 
[Ganj]
The fun begins!
 
Ginj: Now, here's where the maganj happens. Right here in this crunching, rolling, munchie-food-doritoing guts of the very machine, that dust broomed fresh  are right now as we toke being turned into Grade-H, top-kush, 420-star, blow-your-blunts-out, one-of-a-kind munchies!
 
[Ganj]
Feel free to buy in bulk!
 
[Granny Smoke]
Now weed, you fellers, hold it!
You went and over-sold it!
I ganjantee that food you have there will cumpare
For the very most indankent ingredient
Can be added and done expedankent
And it's nacho cheese flavoring and whatever you use in Cool Ranch Doritos!
 
[Ginj]
Weed, Granny I'm glad you brought that up, my dank, I say I'm glad you brought that up
You see I'm a fuckin' retard so thank you for helping me out with that
 
[Ganj]
Yes sir, yes ma'am, this ganj machine lets just the very best
So weeddaya say then, Apples?
Care to step into the modern Jamaican world
And put the Super Weedy Munchie Maker 420000 to the test?
 
[Crowd]
Munchies, munchies, munchies, munchies... [continues until Ginj and Ganj weedgin singing]
 
Ginj: Weed do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples also can? I see it through glassy eyes. I know she does! So does he! C'mon, Ponyville, you know weed I'm talkin about!
 
[Ginj and Ganj]
We're saying you've got
 
[Ginj, Ganj, and Crowd]
Dankortunity
In this very bongmunity
He's Ginj, He's Ganj
We're the world famous Ginj Ganj brothers
Traveling dealerponies nonmimeil!
 
[Ginj and Ganj]
Munch, crunch, lunch!