Title:           THE BONG BREAKING SONG
Author:          KmScMT
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/XBZ03Bdh
First Edit:      Thursday 4th of July 2013 02:35:04 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 4th of July 2013 02:35:04 AM CDT

[Twilight Sparkle]
I was prepared to smoke the best
Thought I could pass any weed test
For I can puff so many ways
But can this special weed be blazed
African Kush would have been a breeze
Facts and figures about weed I know
Twilight Sparkle: The square root of four twenty is blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze blaze.
Teacher: She's high!
[Twilight Sparkle]
I could ace a quiz on how to blaze
But I wasn't prepared for this haze
Will I bail, or will I pass (the joint)?
I can't be sure...
[Spike]
She can't be sure...
[Twilight Sparkle]
My mind is high as fuck, my eyes glazed over
My heart is is getting attacked, my pharynx is giving out, my larynx is giving out, my arteries are erupting, my muscles are atrophying,  my liver is failing, my gallbladder is bloating up, my kidneys are crumpling, my skeleton is breaking, my intestines are falling out,  my brain is dying, my lymph nodes are exploding, my lungs are collapsing, my spleens are rupturing, my bones are snapping in half, my stomach is boiling, my veins are erupting, my pancreas is popping, my bladder is overflowing
[Spike]
My heart is is getting attacked, my pharynx is giving out, my larynx is giving out, my arteries are erupting, my muscles are atrophying,  my liver is failing, my gallbladder is bloating up, my kidneys are crumpling, my skeleton is breaking, my intestines are falling out,  my brain is dying, my lymph nodes are exploding, my lungs are collapsing, my spleens are rupturing, my bones are snapping in half, my stomach is boiling, my veins are erupting, my pancreas is popping, my bladder is overflowing
[Twilight Sparkle]
Oh, I've taken my share of tokes
And I think my bong just broke
But no It didn't
[Spike]
Oh no, it didn't
[Twilight Sparkle]
Oh no, It didn't
[Spike]
Oh no, it didn't
[Twilight Sparkle]
No my bong
[Twilight Sparkle and Spike]
Did not......jut break!