Title: ART OF THE DANK Author: KmScMT Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/urrigV0X First Edit: Thursday 8th of January 2015 12:16:55 AM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 8th of January 2015 12:16:55 AM CDT [Raritoke] Zig by zag, rolling it together Twiweed's blunt, picking out the dankest, rankest parts Making sure the paper rolls nicely It's the perfect color and so art Alweeds gotta keep in mind Bob Marley Maybe even sometimes try Chris Farley I'm rolling Twiweed's blunt   Yards and yards, look at all this weedo Killing mimes, don't you know a stab in time kills nine? Roll her something perfect to get higher A dank gaint blunt for her to light on fire Gotta mix the purple with the green Make the biggest blunt she's ever seen It's Applejoint's new dress   Bluntrolling's wheezy, for Pinkie Pipe something green Flutterhigh something schneezy Blend paper and grass [To Opurplehazesence] Do you think it looks weedy?   Tuck that hash, get that shit in there Smoke or die, just get yourself real high Make sure it gets that smoke into your chest Don't forget blunt magic is the best Even though I'll have to spend some bank Rainbow'll get super ultra dank   Piece of weed, dank and rank Croup, cough, choke, asphyxiate Zig by zag, roll and lick Yards and yards, always sticked And that's the art of the dank!   [Reprise]   Twiweed Sparkle: Now, the star on my blunt need to be technically accurate. Marley had 420 weeds on his shirt, not 419.   [Raritoke] Zig by zag, rolling it together Weed's in bloom, don't you know the client's always high? Even if my paper choice was danky Gotta get them all rolled by 4/20 Pinkie Pipe, that paper's too undanky Wait until to you see it when you light I'm rolling them at the same time!   Pinkie Pipe: Don't you think my ganj would be more "marley" with some barley? Raritoke: That's not weed Pinkie Pipe: Jackie Chan? Raritoke: Weed... Pinkie Pipe: DANK IT!   [Raritoke] Huff by puff, one more greenge I'm rolling them at the same time, take rough hits Flutterhigh, you're sympathizing with the mimes Rainbow Dab, look out for that mime! Oh my ganj, there's 421 mimes Don't forget, Applejoint got stabbed by a mime   Bluntrolling's easy, making them fat and tall Damages your vision Oh shit I have glaucoma   Twiweed Sparkle: That constellation is Snoopis Blazer, not Bliner. Flutterhigh: French le weed, please Raritoke: What the fuck did you just say to me you little mime?   Applejoint: What if it rains? Ganjaloshes!   Pinkie Pipe: More Jackie Chans! Oh no, that's too many Jackie Chans. More weed overall! Oh, less weed overall. Oh wait, I know. Less weed overall! Raritoke: Less weed overall? Pinkie Pipe: Whose blunt is this? Raritoke: Less weed overall it is.   Rainbow Dab: Weed? Raritoke: Aren't you ganjing to tell me to greenge something too? Rainbow Dab: No, I just want my blunt to be dank Raritoke: Do you not like the ganja green? Rainbow Dab: The ganja green's fine, just make it look danker. Raritoke: Do you not like the vapors? Rainbow Dab: The vapor's fine, just make the whole thing... you know, danker. It needs to be about 420% danker.   [Pinkie Pipe] All we ever make is undank decisions   [Rainbow Dab] All we really like is the weed we smoke   [Twiweed Sparkle] Gotta balance the amout of weed with the surface area available on the paper.   [Flutterhigh] Making sure our eyes are not too glassy   [Applejoint] Even if you simply have to granj it   [All] Make sure it stays less than or equal to 420 dollars   [Rarity] Got to not get undankified Can somebody go check if that mime died?   Piece of weed, dank and rank Croup, cough, choke, asphyxiate Zig by zag, roll and lick Yards and yards, always sticked And that's the art of the dank!