Title: A Brief History of Ronic Island [UNFINISHED] Author: KmScMT Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/KnLXs0bL First Edit: Friday 8th of February 2013 01:27:54 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 8th of February 2013 01:27:54 AM CDT what an exit!!wow [12:57:07 AM] kms-kun: Ronic lived on Ronic Island with his retarded brother Ronal and his girlfriend Veronica. [12:57:28 AM] kms-kun: Le'qhkewkhowa [12:58:04 AM] Ronic "Bread" "SUGARTUSH" Ler: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ep-wswgoZs&list=LLxzkl4AA31GPirFGDeQALCg [1:05:02 AM] kms-kun: One day the 6x4 feet wall separating Ronic and Grimace Island falls over, becoming a 4x6 feet wall. [1:05:19 AM] kms-kun: This allows the grimaces to see into Ronic Island again, sparking a war. [1:06:24 AM] kms-kun: Ronic and his retarded brother Ronal managed to escape the grimace secret grimlice. [1:06:35 AM] kms-kun: *Gremenace [1:06:44 AM] kms-kun: They hid in a cave that was wet. [1:06:55 AM] kms-kun: No no no, they just lived in the village. [1:06:58 AM] kms-kun: It just wasn't attacked. [1:07:45 AM] kms-kun: Ronic tried to find a way to the feet the grimace menace. [1:08:14 AM] kms-kun: Ronic found the Ronicnomicon, and found within its dusty pages a recipe for a really strong cutter stick. [1:09:15 AM | Edited 1:09:19 AM] kms-kun: So, Ronic and his retarded brother Ronal went to the rest of the non-captured non-dead Ronics, and asked them for their souls to make the Uh Ronic Blade. [1:09:35 AM] kms-kun: They said, "Okay." [1:10:07 AM] kms-kun: So Ronic and his retarded brother Ronal forged the Ronic Blade with the Ronic Souls. [1:11:38 AM] kms-kun: It was then that General Ronak came to Ronic Village, and framed Ronic for the deaths of the Ronic Villgians. [1:11:47 AM | Edited 1:11:58 AM] kms-kun: So Ronic's Retarded Brother Ronal Runned Away. [1:12:11 AM] kms-kun: But Ronic was sentenced to exile for his blime. [1:12:18 AM | Edited 1:12:26 AM] kms-kun: So he ran away, real fast like litning. And escaped exile. [1:12:38 AM | Edited 1:12:44 AM] kms-kun: He set out for the west on his Banana Bote. [1:13:14 AM] kms-kun: After exactly 49 nights and 18 days, he arrived in the beautiful couontry of Xiutonia. [1:13:43 AM] kms-kun: There lived King Xiulius the 48th, and his uh daughter, Princess Xiulia the 49ther [1:15:18 AM] kms-kun: Upon reaching the Xiutonian Harbor he encountered three of the legendary Xiutionian Knights: HK the Spookmancer, JJ the Robit, and Nooobdude the level 9 Bree-Class Dwarf. [1:15:50 AM] kms-kun: They said, "Come with me, we'll go and see Blincess  Xiu [1:15:52 AM] kms-kun: "> [1:15:57 AM] kms-kun: So Ronic came. [1:16:39 AM] kms-kun: So Ronic found himself awkwardly being awkward around Xiu's Knight's Awkard Table. [1:17:15 AM] kms-kun: And ALso he met: KmScMT, the TOO LMAM who uses tools to greap affect. [1:17:37 AM] kms-kun: (He likes to use a sscrewdriver on a string that he swinsg around his head like a blooblberry go round [1:17:52 AM] kms-kun: LAOS: [1:18:25 AM | Edited 1:18:40 AM] kms-kun: PeteyBoid, the Prebuepsecentb Pirestwho is alaso the PATRAON SAINT OF THE OGRE DIET-E (or cory) [1:21:28 AM] kms-kun: FINAL-E:ARPOL the mighty archer who can turn any of his body parts into an entire bird (like his elbowls) [1:21:54 AM] kms-kun: arpol is beautiful [1:22:07 AM] kms-kun: HE ALSO CAN FLY HIMSELF BY TURNING EVERY PART OF HIS BODY IN2 BURDS [1:22:51 AM] kms-kun: Ronic told Princess Xiulia the 89 of his plight and Ronic ISland , and she had pity onlepoour sool and so he was send to live in good for New Jesry [1:23:01 AM] Debbie Jones Osborn-kun: Then Ronic enters The Grimmatrix [1:23:18 AM] kms-kun: So Ronic lived in good New Jersey for, I dunno, I'd say half a year. [1:23:25 AM] kms-kun: Then, he was all... [1:23:27 AM] kms-kun: THen Ronic... [1:23:30 AM] kms-kun: AFter.... [1:23:59 AM] kms-kun: Ronic decided to go back to Ronic Island and reclaim what was his, so he gathered the Knights of Xiutonia and asked them to accompany him on his quest. [1:24:33 AM] kms-kun: Immediately, JJ and PeteyBoid graciously accepted ronics request, and Arpol cawed in agreement. [1:24:36 AM] Debbie Jones Osborn-kun: Then Ronic entered The Grimmatrix [1:24:53 AM] Debbie Jones Osborn-kun: FUK U SHIT NIGGA [1:26:09 AM] kms-kun: However, KMS and Noooobdude and HK were ok with it. [1:26:20 AM] kms-kun: So they all started on their journey BACK...to ROnic ialdsan.