Title: Jordan Freeman Chapter 6: What the hay? Author: Klmnopskinner Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/LD6eePXS First Edit: Thursday 6th of September 2012 10:01:47 AM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 6th of September 2012 10:01:47 AM CDT Jordan Freeman Chapter 6: What the hay?   *present time* *Somewhere in a forest* >both: AHHHHHHHHH!!! >Lyra: COME BACK HERE! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! >HOW ABOUT NO! >Eli: Just leave us alone! >How did we even get in this mess anyway!? >A sudden flashback suddenly plays in both of your heads. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *2 hours earlier* >Wh-what? Where are we? >Eli: I don't know, but it feels soft. >You both look down. The thing below you is fluffy. It seems like you're on a cloud. >Eli: Hm, this doesn't feel safe on this. >Just then, something comes up behind you. >voice: HELLO!!! >both: AH! >voice: Oh, sorry! Didn't mean to scare you! My name's Derpy Hooves. What's yours? >Eli: Mine's Eli. >I'm Jordan. Jordan Freeman. >Derpy: Well, nice to meet you! Now, may I borrow that cloud for a second? >Um... >Derpy: Great! *swipe* >both: Uh oh... >You both start plummeting towards the ground at an alarming rate. >Derpy: MY BAD! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >You've both been falling for a long time. Eli starts to get very worried. >Eli: Jordan! WHAT DO WE DO!? >Use your wrist-controller! >Eli: HOW!? >Like this! >You press the button on the bottom of the wristband. It suddenly shoots up your arm, covering the entire fore-arm. You press a few buttons, and suddenly a parachute appears on your back. >See!? >You grab him out of mid-air, then pull the cord, but something's wrong with the chute. It's an anvil. >Eli: WHAT THE HAY!? >Hold on! I'll take care of it! >You press a few more buttons and suddenly, you're both on the ground. >Eli: *cough cough* Why didn't you do that earlier!? >It's not as fun that way! DUH! >Eli: Ah, forget it. >Suit yourself. >Eli: Now come on, let's find the nearest place to stay. And make sure to put that controller away! >But I like my controller! >Eli: Jordan... >*sigh* fine. >You press the button, and the controller pops back into wristband form. You both then start walking towards the first town that you see. It looks like a quaint little town, but it's filled with lots of moving colored dots that you can't make out. As you get closer, you notice the shape of the dots becoming something else. Ponies. >Oh man. Avon is getting what's coming to her when we get back. >Eli: I agree. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *1 hour later* >It's taken a long time, but you've finally made it to the town. As you walk in, everyone starts looking at you two. Also, one green pony is looking at you with amazement on it's face. And just as you thought things couldn't get any freakier, a pink pony jumps right in front of your face. >Pinkie: SURPRISE! >Both: GAH! >Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville my name's Pinkie Pie and I wanna welcome you to this town although I already did and I made a welcome party for you and...! >STOP! >A purple pony, a unicorn by the looks of it, is coming up to you. >Twilight: Pinkie, you know it's not welcoming when you speak so quickly like that. >Pinkie: Sorry! I just wanted to welcome them very specially! >Twilight looks at you two. She looks like she's studying you up and down. >Twilight: So, what are you two? >Eli: We are humans. We came here...weeeellll... it's a long story. My name's Eli by the way. >Mine's Jordan. >Twilight: Well, welcome Jordan and Eli! You're welcome to stay in Ponyville as long as you like! >Eli: Thanks for the offer, but we really gotta get movi... *ARGH* >You pull Eli aside, hatching a plan as you pull him over. >Dude, we could have some fun with this town. When no one's looking, we could whip out the controllers and mess with stuff. *wink* >Eli: Don't you think that's a little mean to these ponies? >Dude, it's a simulation. Remember what Avon said? "Even if you blow up the worlds, no harm would be done." >Eli: *Sigh* I guess you're right. >You let go of Eli, and he goes over the the purple unicorn. >Eli: Okay, he convinced me. We'll stay for a while. >Suddenly, the entire crowd around you starts cheering, and the mint-green pony you saw earlier has an even bigger smile on her face. >Is it just me, or is that green one staring at us? >Eli: Dude, everybody here is staring at us. >I know, but that one just creeps me out a bit. >Eli: I'm sure it's nothing. >I hope you're right. >Twilight: So, Jordan, Eli, do you want a tour of the town? >Yeah, sure why not.   *50 minutes later* >UGH, is this tour over yet!? >Twilight: Almost! Just one more place! The Ponyville library, my workplace and home! >As you get nearer, she stops in front of the door and faces you. >Twilight: Now, if you'll give me just a moment, I need to clean up a mess I made earlier. Working with chemicals has its ups and downs. >Okay, we'll wait. >She walks in, and you both lean on the side of the tree. It amazes you that it's an actual "tree house" All of a sudden, you both get a chill down your spines. You look up, and see the mint-green unicorn sitting on a branch, watching you. >Um... hello? >Pony: Heeeellllloooooo. >Eli: Wh-what are you doing in that tree spying on us? >Pony: Because, you're the first humans anyone has ever seen! I knew there was humans, but nopony believed me! Now they won't believe I'm crazy! hehe..hehe...he. >Um, I think we should be going now. >You both start slowly backing away. She jumps down and slowly walks towards you. >Lyra: Where are you two going? My name's Lyra. I want to be your friiiieeeennnndddd. >She starts getting foam around her mouth. You both start freaking out. >Dude, run. >Eli: What? >RUN!!! >You both start running in the opposite direction of the mint-green unicorn. She starts getting a twitchy eye and a creepy happy face. >Lyra: You won't get away from me this time! >She then starts chase after you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *present time* >Oh right! >Eli: JUST KEEP RUNNING! >Lyra: GET BACK HERE!!! >Eli: Dude, we need to leave this world! NOW! >Ok, hold on! Let me set the planet self-destruct first! >Eli: WHAT!? >Don't worry! We'll tele away right before it happens! >Eli: Okay, just do it quick! >You press the button, and the controller shoots out again. You try to find the world-destruction button while you're running, but it's proving to be really difficult. You finally find it, and you press it. >Alright! We got 15 seconds to leave! >Eli: Okay! Let's get out of here! >As you both push buttons frantically on the controller, the countdown keeps going. You are backed into a corner, with the unicorn staring crazilly at you. >Lyra: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE NOW! >ELi: NOW! >You both press a button, and you suddenly dissapear, whisked off by an unseen power. >Lyra: Aw, appplesauce! *boom* --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Back in the teleport room* >Avon is talking to one of the other characters in the room about you two. >Avon: Oh, I hope those two are okay. The last time a group took this long to get back was because they were trapped. >Suddenly, a bright flash occurs in the middle, and you two pop up in it. >Avon: Oh, that must be them now! Talk to you later Snake! >He gives her a salute, then gets under a box pulled out of nowhere and slowly shifts away. She walks over to you, with a pleased look on her face. >Avon: So, I'm guessing everything went well? >If you mean well as in falling from a cloud, getting a boring 1 hour tour and being chased down by a green unicorn, then yeah, it went well. *cough cough* >Avon: Well, I'm glad you both had a good time. >Both: Meh. >Avon: Well, I think you two need some rest. At the end of the hall, there are some rooms availabe. Just choose whatever room you wa... >She's cut off as you both dash down the hall. She chuckles at how enthusiastic you both are for rest. >Avon: Oh, these two are gonna be hoots. And I think I know where they need to go next. >She laughs maniacally as she walks down the other hallway. She has a plan hatching, and eventually, the whole Hub will be involved. She puts on an evil smirk once she is out of sight. >Avon: This plan is perfect. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- End of chapter 6