Title:           Adventures of Clem Kneeroot Chapter 2: Familiar Faces
Author:          Klmnopskinner
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/AB1sA3Tm
First Edit:      Tuesday 25th of September 2012 10:30:00 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 25th of September 2012 10:30:00 PM CDT

Adventures of Clem Kneeroot
Chapter 2: Familiar faces
 
>Ellis: "Dude, wake up."
>"Moooooom, let me sleep five more minutes."
>Ellis: "Dude, don't make me do what I did to Keith once."
>"I'M UP!"
>Ellis: "Good. SO! I have an idea for today."
>"What?"
>Ellis: "Let's go to this internet world you were talking about!"
>"Huh, that's not a bad idea."
>Ellis: "Hey, we might see some other people to make a posse with! How does that sound?
>Good idea good idea good idea.
>"Yeah, let's do it!"
>*pew*
>"THROUGH THE PORTAL!"
>*fwoosh*
>And we were off.
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>Ellis: "AHHHHHHHHH!!!" *Plump*
>"Huh, guess I shouldn't have set the portal to the ceiling."
>Ellis: "Ya think!?"
>He got to his feet, looking around. All around were doorways to different internet worlds. Heck, there's even memebase! (They may travel there later, so they're gonna have some fun. Oops, I'm breaking the 4th wall aren't I? Stupid Pinkie Pie influence.)
>"Hey, look! Over there!"
>So. Many. Internet people.
All around, there were various internet objects moving around. Soldiers, tanks, pictures, blogs, and many other things.
>Ellis: "Is it just me, or is that face staring at us?"
>"Just ignore it. Don't feed the troll."
>Ellis: "Oh, okay."
>We both looked away. We knew it was still watching us, but we were too scared to look around. We strolled through the hallways, looking for an interesting place to look for a posse. I noticed a tf2 sniper walking towards us. He had The Anger hat and was carrying a Machina.
>Sniper: "Have you guys seen Klmneerut around here anywhere?"
>Ellis: "No, only me and... Clem... Kneeroot. Wait."
>He turned to me with a confused look.
>Ellis: "Are you Klmneerut?"
>YES. OF COURSE I AM YOU IDIOT!
>"Uh, yeah. By they way, hey Alexsan."
>Alexsan: "What's up Klmneerut?"
>We fist pounded. Man, he's the best friend in my town. I wonder how he got here? Eh, I'll found out later.
>"So. Do you want to join me and Ellis here?"
>Alexsan: "Yeah, sure."
>Suddenly, the remote in my pocket went off. 'Party members: 3' it said.
>Alexsan: "What was that?"
>"Oh, just my universal remote that controls everything."
>Alexsan: "Oh..."
>"I'll explain later. LET'S GO EXPLORING!"
>I ran off, using a speed hack on the remote (man I love this thing) and sped down the hall. they could hardly keep up. :3
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*tap tap tap tap tap*
>'Ugh, where are they?' I complained in my head. I only ran 200% faster than them. What could be taking so long? In the time I was waiting, I found the place I wanted to go. Now to just wait.
>And wait.
>And wait.
>Gah, this is boring.
>Alexsan: "HEY! CLEM!"
>My eyes shot open, but not with happiness.
>"WHAT TOOK YOU SO DANG LONG!?"
>Ellis: "Hey, you were the one to run off."
>...
>"Man, I hate it when you're right."
>Ellis: "Wait, I was right?"
>Alexsan and I both facepalmed.
>"Well, if we're done with this nonsense, let's get to this place!"
>Alexsan: "Where exactly is this place?"
>"You'll see."
>WWWWWWAAAAAIIIIITTTTT!!!
>"Oh, what now!?"
>A man and woman both came up panting.
>Alexsan: "Were you following us?"
>Man: "Yes, but with good reason. We want to come along with you."
>Woman: "We could be a good service to you. We could help you."
>Ellis: "Why do you want to help us?"
>Man: "We know about Clem from the world. We came on the internet and found you here."
>"Wait, how did you..."
>Woman: "We know some hacks on how to bypass firewalls."
>Man: "And we could help with tactics."
>Alexsan: "Eh, I'm still not impressed."
>Both: "We will follow your every whim and no questions asked or strings attached!"
>All three: "YOU'RE HIRED!"
>Man: "Great! Oh, by the way, let me tell you our names. I am Levi Onslaught. My partner here is Piva Skillet."
>"What weird names you have."
>Woman: "Eh, it's what our parents gave us."
>Ellis: "No arguing with that."
>The remote beeped again. 'party members: 5' This is going along nicely.
>"Well, you wanna come with us to BoBoBo world?"
>All: "BoBoBo world?"
>I put on a mischievous grin as I pulled out the remote. I pressed the desired key, and we were all sucked in through the portal door. FUN TIME! >:3
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*End of chapter 2*