- Welcome to CanterU: Kiyo in CU edition
- So, we've got a week to finish this story. I'm hoping the gang can wait till Sunday, when we'll start New Game+. In the meantime, here's the story with those namefags we love.
- The Story Sub-par: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
- >You finally wake up.
- >The alarm really helps out in times like these.
- >What's it been, a day?
- >It's like you were in some kind of OP-brought-forced-hiatus coma.
- >No, the last thing you did was get it on with Swirly.
- >Then her roommate showed up...
- >Right.
- >Good times.
- >Well, you're pretty sure you passed the finals.
- >Otherwise you wouldn't be sleeping in this bed.
- >You manage to turn yourself over.
- >Of course Deadpool is gone.
- >You get some nice vibes from your desk.
- Sea Swirl: Sorry about yesterday ;^;. MB finals today at 11.
- >At least that girl is good for something.
- >Other than sex, of course.
- >And... Luna?
- Luna: Hey. Sorry about being distant. I've been busy with this science proj and blahblahblah...
- >Other than the fact that she texted blahblahblah, you're not really surprised.
- >After all, she's a nice girl.
- >Sweet, smart...
- >The one you bring home to mama
- >So...
- Luna (np. Don't worry about it ^_^): Thanks
- >and...
- Luna (You busy later?): No. Coffee before I leave?
- >Wynaut.jpg
- >At least this time you didn't make plans with Swirly too
- >What time is it... 9:45?
- >Getting up early?
- >Family is not shamed
- A. Class
- B. Breakfast
- D. Vidya
- >Gotta get up at some point.
- >You cracker out bed, take a shower, and head out to the dining hall.
- >There aren't a lot of people. The quarter is ending soon.
- >Too bad you still have Marine Biology
- >You see some of your old friends sitting at a table nearby
- >Crescent, Lapple, Mellow, Helios...
- >You're gonna miss them when this is over
- >You sit down with them and joke about the last few days
- "...and Kiyo cheated in Brawl with Marth."
- >She's kidding, right?
- >She's clearly just jelly about your superior swordsplay the other day.
- "No, I'm not. You clearly cheated. You barely even gave Colgatefag a chance!"
- >True.
- >Whatever happened to that guy anyway?
- >Nah. It's not good to dwell on the past
- >That's what brings in the feels.
- >You bid farewell to your friends and head on back to your dorm
- >After all, they aren't gonna help you pass MB
- >And there's only one person who can help you with that
- A. Swirl
- B. Deadpool
- C. Pray (dubs tips fedora)
- >Maybe... Maybe he can help.
- >The Merc with a Mouth... Deadpool.
- >He's obviously a mentally stable and intelligent character who you can rely on.
- >Right?
- >Yeah, fo' sho.
- >You break out your phone and text your roomie.
- Deadpool (Help?): I'll be right there
- >You maneuver your way back to the dorms.
- >You look out into the hall before closing your door, just to see what's going on.
- >Wait...
- >Is that Spike? What's he doing with all his stuff?
- >No, he's probably fine...
- >You don't want to get mixed up in those main characters anyway.
- >They can get pretty hot heavy.
- >You close the door behind you only to find Deadpool already waiting inside.
- >On your bed.
- >Naked.
- >That escalated quickly.
- A. Deadpool
- B. "Deadpool" (trips confirms)
- C. Find someone more qualified
- D. Find an adult
- >This escalated a little too quickly.
- >Maybe it's best to leave now befor-
- "Where are you going?"
- >I'm just going out for a pack of cigarettes.
- "You smoke?"
- >No.
- >It's not to late to start though.
- "Mind if I join you?"
- >Fine. Let's just study.
- "So what's the class?"
- >Marine Bio.
- "And...?"
- >Finals today.
- "And...?"
- >You'd like to pass, even just barely.
- "Couldn't you find someone a little more qualified than me? Like... whatsherface... your girlfriend? Blue hair..."
- >Swirl?
- "Yeah, her"
- >She's not your girlfriend.
- >I mean, sure, there was sex, but you only meet her a few days ago.
- >And what about Luna, or any of those other generic BGC girls?
- >You're pretty sure you could do better... right?
- "Definitely, my brother."
- >So, Deadpool can help?
- "Sure, but I don't see why you didn't ask her."
- >The trips didn't confirm.
- "What?"
- >Nothing.
- A. Vidya
- B. Study
- C. Find someone more qualified
- >A few minutes into it, Deadpool suddenly stops and takes out his phone.
- "And where is... I don't have to... No... fuck you too then grandma."
- >You watch him leave, fully clothed in his birthday suit.
- >That suit he wears all the time ain't flattering.
- >You'll let RA handle him.
- >In the mean time, you're out a study buddy.
- >You could always go to Swirly...
- >But Deadpool start making you feel feels you weren't feeling up to feeling.
- >So, she's out for now...
- >Maybe a teacher?
- >No... damn.
- >Check the clock.
- >You have at least 45 minutes before the test.
- >You're bound to find someone...
- >Vibes as you walk to the Science building.
- Swirl: Freaking out about the final. Where are you?!
- >You decide not to text back, for fear of unnecessary feels.
- >Can't guys and girls just be friends?
- >You make it inside, and head to a nearby biology lab.
- >Closeenough.jpg
- >There's only one guy inside, restocking some materials.
- >Looks a little like that Anon guy, but not as sketchy.
- >Hello?
- "Oh, hey. Didn't hear you come in."
- >And you are?
- "I'm Tim. Tim Mystic."
- A. ask for help
- B. Someone else (dubs for request)
- C. Swirl
- >Maybe this guy can help.
- >You explain the sitch
- "Hm. I'm a biology major, but I'm pretty sure I could help you out."
- >Mein nigger.
- >You drag out your books and hand them over.
- >For the next 25 minutes, Tim gives you an in-depth look at Marine Biology on a level that even your nameless teacher couldn't get to.
- >Eventually, your watch hits 10:55.
- >Time to leave.
- >You take your books and start heading out, but not without thanking Tim for everything.
- >He's a really cool guy.
- >Maybe you'll see him around again sometime.
- "Yeah. That'd be nice."
- >You cracker on over to MB.
- >Of course, Sea Swirl is there waiting for you.
- >She hugs you, and then slaps you lightly.
- "Why didn't you answer my texts?"
- >What texts?
- "Come on, you saw them."
- >noidea.jpg
- "Whatever man. I really needed your help with this."
- >If you remember correctly, she had everything correct the last time you two studied together.
- "S-so what?"
- >You're pretty sure that she didn't need your help.
- >And you couldn't risk this final over having more sex.
- >Even if you wanted it.
- >Swirly smiles and kisses you on the cheek.
- "I'll just have to try harder to get you then"
- >You both head inside together, into the unknown void that is final exams.
- ...
- >That wasn't so bad.
- >Especially thanks to Tim.
- >Maybe you'll see him later.
- >And Swirly looks happy too.
- "That was so easy! I never thought a final could be so simple!"
- >She hugs you again, and then looks up at you.
- "So, are you busy right now? We only have a few days of school left, so I thought maybe we could do something..."
- >Other than sex?
- "Well, I... uh, yes."
- A. Swirly
- B. Campus
- C. Lunch
- >Well, you don't see wynaut.
- >After all, time with Swirly is usually well spent.
- >But not right now. You're starving.
- "Oh. Well, I have class. Text me later?"
- >Will do.
- >She kisses you again and runs off.
- >dat girl...
- >You start the journey to the dining hall.
- >It is a long, perilous journey. Wizards and powerful lords block your path at every turn. Golems and Trolls overturn the earth as the attempt to hind-
- >You arrive at the dining hall a few minutes later.
- >You get a few bagels and find a nice empty table to sit edgily at.
- >A wild Crescent, Salvadorian, and Heartfag appear.
- "Yo Kiyo, how was finals?"
- >Pretty good? You guys?
- "Decent enough, hermanos"
- "Fine"
- "Probably could've done better"
- >You just nod quietly while you try to figure out which one said which line.
- >You engage in some idle chit-chat about stuff, and eventually it's just you and Crescent.
- "So, busy right now?"
- >Is that every woman's favorite phrase?
- >Not at the moment.
- "Wanna just walk around and see what we can find?"
- >Sure. You weren't planning on going back to class anyway.
- >You and Crescent head outside and start walking around aimlessly.
- >truecollegelife.gif
- "So what're you gonna do when the semester ends?"
- >Hm.
- >You never really thought about it.
- >A month ago, you probably would've faded away, just like everyone else.
- >But now, you've actually made some good friends here.
- "Aw, Kiki."
- >Dammit woman.
- >No, but, really, You don't know what will happen.
- >And that scares you a little.
- (1/X)
- >But it can't always be so scary.
- >Especially now with all those friends of yours.
- >You'll do fine.
- "I know you will, Kiki."
- >You can't even carry on a decent conversation...
- >nevermind.
- "top lel. Sorry"
- >actually saying top lel. what's the world coming too.
- >You both continue on your way.
- >Unfortunately, that journey brings you face down on the ground.
- "Kiyo!"
- "ma tĂȘte... Kiyo?"
- >French... who speaks French here?
- "Monsieur Kiyo, I am so sorry! Here, let me help you."
- >The mystery... Minuette... helps you back on your feet.
- >Is she rushing again?
- "Oui... I'm sorry, but there is a dance recital today. I did not want to be late."
- >Right. She has a hard-on for being on time.
- >Oh, Crescent. This is Minuette.
- "Hey."
- "Salut..."
- "Er, Kiyo, I have to go now. Kinda busy. I'll see you later?"
- >Yeah... Sure.
- "Well, that was interesting"
- >No fooling.
- A. Minuette
- B. Crescent
- >You start walking with Minuette.
- >What was that about a recital?
- "It is the final exam for the class. It is a show tonight that we have been preparing for for many weeks."
- >Sounds kind of interesting.
- >Maybe you could take Luna there tonight; only a slight plan change.
- "It is very nice, but... *sigh*"
- >She ok?
- "It is nice, but is so hard! There are no breaks, and there is so I can handle. And the teacher, Ms. Harshwinny, she is very... er... harsh when she inspects us. She expects perfection, but we are not perfect creatures, no?"
- >oui.
- >Minuette is nearing tears now.
- >Why does she put up with it?
- "Because... Because I love dance. It is my 'amour'. I left France to come here because of the classes they had. Dance is so beautiful, bodies in motion, working together, in time and harmony... 'Elle est belle'
- >You totally get it.
- >After all, you had those dance classes your mom forced you to go to as a child. Those were always fun.
- >She laughs and cheers up a little more.
- "If you had kept at it, you would have learned to love it."
- >I'm sure.
- >But, for Minuette, this is her life and passion.
- >If this is what she wants, she have no one stopping her.
- >Especially in a field that demands freedom of expression.
- >She shouldn't worry about what others think, but only about how well she does.
- >And you're pretty sure she is amazing.
- "I... you... Merci, Kiyo"
- >The both of you reach the fine arts theatre.
- "Are you coming to the show later?"
- >Probably.
- >But who to invite?
- A. Luna
- B. RQ dub