- >You finally wake up and check your clock
- >10 AM?
- >You give yourself a round of applause on account of actually getting up before 1:00
- >The room is still devoid of the sweet presence of a roommate
- >You feeling lonely?
- >n-no. You always can go to Swirly to rectify that
- >Speaking of swirls...
- >You head off to the dining hall
- >You know what you have in mind
- >Cinammon Swirled Rolls
- >You pause to genuflect on their holiness, the priests of Sweet goodness following you in action
- >You pray on the Altar-of-the-dining-hall-line and continue on your way
- >As you go, You spot Helios outside, once again in a pirate hat and swinging his member at students
- [spoiler]I don't even want to talk about where that idea came from[/spoiler]
- >You head back to the dorm, carrying your cinnamon-delicious hoard in your arms
- >You see other namefags cruising the hall; Heartfag is checking his phone, Mellow is reading a book; Vinyl is listening to some music
- >You open your door, only to find another person in the room this time
- >Your cinnamon rolls drop in slow motion
- >Your roommate is... is
- >DEADPOOL?!?!
- A. Deadpool
- B. Class
- C. Vidya
- D. Goof off
- >D-d-Deadpool?
- >W-what?
- >c'mon...
- >You've been at CU for what, like, 44 days?
- >You think you would've noticed having Deadpool as your roommate
- "Well, I've been out. Grad students ain't gonna fuck themselves"
- >Well, You know Luna has this "friend" that she uses...
- >You mean, wow, Grad students? For real?
- "No"
- >Now he just looks sad
- >Hard to tell with the mask on
- >So, what's the real story
- "Well, between classes, assassinations, and dating, I haven't really been able to hang here"
- >He might as well have not existed at all
- >Well, at least he's here now
- >You hand him back his pillow
- >It was comfy, but you got to be nice
- "Hey, so, I kinda played your wii"
- >And...
- "I deleted your Miis"
- >This. Fucker.
- >What the hell man?
- "One was looking at me funny"
- >Whatever man
- >You check the clock
- >It's around 9:45 now
- >Probably should get to class, like a good student
- A. class (this one)
- B. Hang with Deadpool
- C. Fix Miis
- >Well, you've gotta go to class at some point, right?
- >You check your schedule again
- 10:00 - Biology
- 12:00 - Lunch
- 1:00 - ???
- 2:00 - Profit
- >You read that over again
- >Well, the schedule is never wrong
- >And you're sure the profit will be good
- >You head on over to Bio and enter a Brave New World
- >You recognize absolutely no one in the room
- >Even the teacher is just a shadow
- "...and that's why we take a hands on approach in this class. Let's go everyone!"
- >Wait, what?
- >You follow the unidentifiable class outside and behind the main building
- >They lead you to a field that connects to the Agricultural Studies building
- >You always thought that they had classes outside, like hippies or something
- >Well, the more you know
- >The prof divides up the class into groups
- "You all know what you're looking for. So good luck"
- >You watch as your faceless classmates fade out into the background
- >onyourownnowboy.jpg
- >You start looking for... whatever it is you're supposed to search for
- >bugs? Plants?
- >It's definitely not okay to just take the veggies out of the ground, right?
- >Well, time to ask for help
- >You notice some of the AS students planting crops
- >They could help you out, right?
- >You go to the nearest one
- >Hey! Hey you!
- >She turns around and looks at you oddly, like you've got two heads or something
- >You've seen/fucked girls with all kinds of hair color, but never a girl with orange hair
- >no, carrot orange
- >Ironically, she's holding one now
- (1/X)
- "How can I help you?"
- >She has a sorta, southern belle accent
- >what is it with girls and accents these days?
- "You like it? It's home-bred. I'm Golden Harvest"
- >She flutters her eyelashes at you, covering her brilliant green eyes
- >It's more like an eye twitch, but at least she's trying
- >If you weren't so busy searching for [REDACTED], you'd totally turn on the swag right now
- "What is it you're are searching for, sugar?"
- >Sugar? Sweet.
- >You're looking for some [REDACTED] for Bio
- >Maybe you can help me out [spoiler]sugar[/spoiler]?
- >She smiles and puts her carrot cache down in a basket
- "Sure! I'm pretty done here anyway. Carry these, will ya?"
- >She laughs as You struggle with the orange load [spoiler]haha[/spoiler]
- "I think there are some [REDACTED] over there"
- >She points over to an unused patch of farmland some distance away
- >walking?
- >totally not your thing
- >You're sure you can pass the time somehow...
- A. Small talk
- B. Seduce
- C. Awkward silence the whole way
- >She's pretty cute
- >But you have a job to do
- >[REDACTED] isn't going to find itself
- >Small talk always helps things along
- >She likes CU?
- "You bet! It's an amazing school. I came her for the AS program"
- >[Adult Swim]?
- "No! Agricultural Studies!"
- >Right. You knew that
- >She wants to be a farmer then?
- "Well... not exactly"
- >Then...
- "I don't know... I just enjoy it. I've always enjoyed gardening back home, back when my mom was still around..."
- >She gets a little sad for a bit, but then perks back up
- "Being outside, fresh air, hard work... It's all just so... fufilling, you know?"
- >You know that feel
- >Not necessarily the work part
- >Or the missing mom part
- >but you get what she's saying
- "Well, what about you?"
- >You?
- >You don't even know what you're doing
- >school comes pretty naturally to you
- >And you have friends
- >Some of them even have legitimate names
- "Uh-huh..."
- >It's hard to explain
- "Do you... have a girlfriend?"
- >The inevitable question
- >You have plenty of female friends
- >You've got Crescent, Sea Swirl...
- >You guess Minuette counts
- >Oh, and Luna
- >Can't forget them
- "but do you LIKE any of them"
- >Of course
- >they're your friends
- >it's a requirement
- >she sighs
- "You're hopeless"
- >What does she mean by that?
- "n-nothing. [spoiler]b-baka[/spoiler]"
- >She starts blushing
- "No I am not!"
- >Sure, sugar
- >She punches you slightly, causing some of the carrots to fall out of the basket
- (1/X)
- >What about her?
- "I've been talking to a boy... Written Script... he's a lit major"
- >If this bitch is taken. why is she making advances?
- "It's not like we're together, sugar. He's into poetry..."
- >And...
- "Where ahm from, poetry and men just doesn't sit right"
- [spoiler]inb4 He took a Streetcar named Desire to get to CU[/spoiler]
- >?
- >oh
- >OH...
- >Really? Is that what's bothering her?
- >These truly are strange days
- "I just don't want to hurt him if he is... you know..."
- >You know that feel
- >Not that you do personally, but you understand her
- >That's pretty honorable of her
- "Thanks sugar"
- >Her smile could light up the dining hall
- >You both finally reach the spot, and you give your arms a break from those carrots
- "Hey, I found some [REDACTED]"
- >So much for your break
- >You start the long trek back to the main group
- >Maybe Miss Harvest could help you carry some carrots...?
- "And I thought you were a gentleman"
- >Darn. She got you there
- "I'm kidding sugar. Here, let me get some of these"
- >She makes the load a little lighter, in more way than one
- >You suddenly find yourself back with the group
- >The rest of them have various insects
- >Only You can prevent forest fires have a [REDACTED]
- >Aren't you forgetting something?
- >Thanks Golde-
- "No need to thank me Sugar. I needed a break anyway"
- >Aw shucks. She's too sweet
- "Hey, may I see your phone"
- >You hand it over, her manners winning the day
- >She gives it back, and waves to you as she goes back to picking crops
- (2/X)
- >Well, that was fun, but now you have to get back to class
- >Your phone vibrates as you head back
- >Sea Swirl: We have Chem finals in a few minutes!
- >You check your watch
- >Fuck! You've got, what, maybe 5 minutes to book it to the other side of campus
- >You throw your [REDACTED] at the Professor, startling her as it lands in her hands
- >You Marty-McFly your way to the Science building
- >must've hit 88 mph on your way there
- >You make it just in time
- >The Professor doesn't even bat an eye at you
- >But Sea Swirl does
- >Too bad alphabetical order comes into effect today
- >And your last name is REDACTED
- >You take your seat and start the test
- >Time drags...
- >Your pen and pencil grow weary
- >You wear your calculator buttons down to a nub
- >And you're pretty sure you forgot to turn off your phone
- >Getting vibes down there really doesn't help you right now
- >Too bad Swirly can't help you out like before
- ...
- "Is... Is it finally over"
- >You turn your weary head over to Swirly
- >Yeah. We're done
- >At least till tomorrow
- >Marine Biology is gonna kill you tomorrow
- "That's right! Darn. I was gonna hang out tonight"
- >She looks at You slyly
- "At least we can study together tonight, right?"
- >Thinkingbonerfirst.gif
- >Sure. You ain't busy tonight
- >Hopefully you'll be getting busy though
- >You crack yourself up
- >You say goodbye to Swirly and head back to the dorm
- >Maybe you can hang out with Deadpo-
- >He's gone
- >Well, at least you can now...
- >Fuck!
- >You forgot about Luna!
- A. Luna
- B. Swirl
- >Well, Luna's been kinda weird lately
- >Not that that wasn't your fault
- >Cuz it wasn't, right?
- >No, you're too cool for it to have been your fault
- >You shouldn't have to deal with that
- >and besides, sex
- Luna (Can't make it today. Sorry. Finals tomorrow): No response
- >Well, if she wants to play this game...
- Sea Swirl (I'll be right over): Sweet!
- >A few minutes later, you're in the girls hall
- >Luckily Crescent was there to get you in
- >A true hero, that one is
- >You manage to find Swirly's dorm
- >She opens the door right before you knock
- "Hey! You made it"
- >Of course you did. Sex.
- >You walk in and observe your surroundings
- >It's kind of girly, but you don't mind
- >Swirly sits down on the desk near her bed and opens up her books
- >You would do likewise, but you're to engrossed in keeping your boner down for a second
- "Listen, we have to get this done. This test is seriously important"
- >Yeahyeah.jpg
- >Marine biology
- >mostly just fish and water quality
- >'s no problem
- "well, Mr. Biology, help me out then!
- >Fine, fine
- >You notice her work on the page
- >There's hardly a mistake on it
- >Sea Swirl lives up to her name
- >But then why did she-
- >A second later, you're on the bed, pinned down by Swirly
- >Ok, you're LETTING her pin you down
- >She leans in and kisses you passionately, breaking the kiss after a few seconds
- >So, the perfectly done work...?
- "I needed to get you in here somehow!"
- >Smart girl
- >You return her kiss
- >As soon as your hands reach her pants, you hear the door open
- (1/X)
- >You and Swirly turn to see Minuette standing at the door, definitely not blushing
- >Christ...
- "Mon dieu! What is going on here?"
- >Minuette glares at Sea Swirl, who quickly gets off of you.
- "We were... taking a break from studying..."
- >Yep. She's a keeper
- "Anyways, Minuette, I thought you had dance classes until 9?"
- "The teacher was sick today..."
- >Minuette turns to you and smiles slightly
- "Sorry monsieur Kiyo, but you have to leave"
- >You nod, and start heading to twards the door.
- "I'll see you tomorrow, ok?"
- >Yeah, sure.,
- >You close the door behind you, pretty surr you don't want to be there when they start talking about it
- >You can already hear the beginnings of a rant in French.
- >You slowly head back to the dorm, ready to get to sleep
- >You shower down a days worth of sweat and tears and head off to bed
- >You think about the day, and the girls, then the day again
- >it's been pretty fun here for a while, right?
- >You think you'll enjoy the rest of your time at CU
- >You've met some nice chicks, made a few friends
- >but now you've got to sleep
- >You turn towards your rommate's empty bed
- >g'night Deadpool
- "G'Night Kiyo"
- >?!
- End day 4
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