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Kiyo in CU: Day 3

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  1. >You wake up from a particulary interesting dream
  2. >You were pretty sure you were gonna be eaten by a grue
  3. >But that's not important
  4. >You check your clock
  5. >You overslept!
  6. >eh, it's not like you go to class anyway
  7. >You lack a certain sense of direction
  8. [spoiler]Right OP?[/spoiler]
  9. >You tumble out of bed and get ready for the day
  10. >As you walk out of your dorm, you notice a second bed in the room
  11. >A roommate? You don't remember if you had one
  12. >Eh. Probably will come in later at some point
  13.  
  14. A. Class
  15. B. Food
  16. C. Find roommate
  17.  
  18.  
  19. >Mystery Arc begins! Case One!
  20. >The missing roommate...
  21. >You scan the bed and nearby desk with your special eyes
  22. >Whoever he is, he has your brand
  23. >Totally not to late to make that joke
  24. >You see a book on the desk
  25. >It has a name on it... Let's see...
  26.  
  27. A. Pony (character request, dubs confirm)
  28. B. One'a you guys (Dubs)
  29.  
  30.  
  31. >The voices in your head scream for your attention, taking away from the investigation
  32. >Whatever. You'll find out who it is eventually, right?
  33. >You head on out to the dining hall
  34. >familiar vibes from the nether region cometh
  35. Sea Swirl: Behind you!
  36. >You turn to see Swirly waving at you amidst a small group of girls
  37. >Roll 8
  38. >Swag level up
  39. >You roll up at that table like Snoop Dogg and a joint
  40. "C'mon, we've got class now"
  41. >Bitch, I just got here
  42. >"You have to got to classes. You'll fail out otherwise"
  43. >I mean, if that mattered, right?
  44. "*sigh*"
  45. >She starts pushing you to go, and you comply
  46.  
  47. (1/X)
  48. >Marine biology... again
  49. >it's like this is the only class you ever take
  50. >why're you taking it again?
  51. >right, environmental scientist goal, famiry, money, the goodz
  52. >The professor drones on about cetaceans or whatever
  53. >Sea Swirl isn't making it easier for you to focus either
  54. >She's just lucky her hands are hidden under the desk
  55. "It's not like you're not enjoying it"
  56. >Touche
  57. >Finally the bell rings
  58. >You and Sea Swirl part ways, but not without her blowing you a kiss
  59. >life's confusing
  60.  
  61. A. Study
  62. B. Dorm for Vidya (we've got wii. Dubs confirms invite)
  63. C. Roam the campus
  64.  
  65.  
  66. >You decide it's time
  67. >to du-du-du-du du-du-du-du-du-du-duel!
  68. >On your Wii
  69. >You grab your phone
  70. Colgatefag (Brawl. Now): I'll be right over
  71. Crescent (Brawl. Now): Um... sure!
  72. >You set up, and you wait for the beat down to commence
  73. >finally they arrive
  74. "Hey Kiyo. Ready to get beat?"
  75. >Bitch, I was born an Alpha
  76. >You start with your master character: [spoiler]Marth[/spoiler]
  77. >Crescent goes Zelda, Colgate goes Pit
  78. "Really Cole. Pit?"
  79. "What"
  80. "Nothing.[spoiler] shit-tier[/spoiler]
  81. "What'd you say!?"
  82. >Colgatefag's outburst is quelled by you starting the match, and his immediate death from your epic combos
  83. "Hey, you can't do that"
  84. >Wombo combo man.
  85. >Wombo. Fuckin. Combo.
  86. >That leaves you and Zelda
  87. >That bitch has got some nice magic
  88. >nothing you haven't seen since your old WoW days
  89. >Marth dodges fireblasts, crystal shards, and teleportation strips- whatever they are
  90. >Out of know where
  91. >Fuck
  92.  
  93. (1/2)
  94. >He appeared
  95. >Out of the smoke rises
  96. >Sheik
  97. >Your damage count rises up to 150% fast
  98. >needles and chains pierce Marth as he dodges in vain
  99. >Then, from the foreground
  100. >The savior
  101. >Smash ball
  102. >Quickly you grab it and absorb it's power
  103. >It courses through you with the white hot intensity of [spoiler]six, maybe seven suns[/spoiler]
  104. >You line up with Sheik
  105. >He tries to dodge, but to no avail
  106. "CRITICAL HIT!"
  107. "Fuck"
  108. >Well, that was fun
  109. >You guys play a few more matches before they start heading to class
  110. >Well, now you're alone again...
  111.  
  112. A. Fap
  113. B. Roam campus
  114. C. Class
  115.  
  116. Pone available! (1)
  117.  
  118.  
  119. >Well, beating them was fun
  120. >But college isn't always about fun
  121. >It's sometimes about serious stuff
  122. >You decide to walk to that creek no one knows about
  123. inb4 Dawson's Creek
  124. >After 3 minutes of fagging out, you head back to the campus
  125. >You walk by Helios... wearing a pirate hat and swinging his dick around
  126. >not sure if flashmob, or just happy to see You
  127. >You start to head over there when you see blue haired girl hit the ground hard, her papers scattering everywhere
  128. >You'd help her, but...
  129. >Roll 9
  130. >You help her out!
  131. "C'est une mauvaise! I am going to be late again"
  132. >Woah, cute accent. You didn't expect that
  133. >You walk up to her and start picking up her papers
  134. >She smiles at you once you both finally finish picking up the papers
  135. "Merci, monsieur..."
  136. >Kiyo
  137. "Well, merci, Ki-yo. I was headed to class when  zee papers just flew away from me"
  138. >She turns a little sad faced for some reason
  139. "I hope I have not made you late too..."
  140. >Hey, don't sweat it. You don't have anymore classes today
  141. >Mystery French chick smiles at you again
  142. "Zat's good to hear. I cannot stand making people late"
  143. >Her eyes light up suddenly
  144. "Oh! J'ai presque oublié ... My name is Minuette"
  145.  
  146. (1/2)
  147.  
  148. >Cute name, cute accent, cute everything
  149. >/b/ would say solid 9.5/10
  150. >Before you can turn up the charm, Minuette checks her watch
  151. "Non! I am late!"
  152. >She starts running again, but stops for a second and comes back to kiss you on the cheek
  153. "I will see you soon, no?"
  154. >You watch her head into the fine arts building
  155. >Foreign chicks.
  156. >Nice.
  157. >You turn to where Helios was flailing his member around before, but he's completely absent
  158. >Well whatever he was doing before, you're glad he's done with it now
  159. >You start heading back to the dorms.
  160. >It's getting kind of cold out now
  161. >Eventually you nigger your way back to your dorm
  162. >For some reason, you feel compelled to take out your phone...
  163. >Holy christ! 8 messages?
  164. Seth: --I'm watching you--
  165. Mellow: Where you at
  166. ColgateFag: I'll get my revenge bro
  167. Helios: You are a pirate!
  168. Rarifag: Waiting for Rarity to finish with Anon
  169. Crescent: Vidya tomorrow?
  170. >Of these, you only respond to two
  171. >the important ones
  172. >the ones that perpetuate the plot
  173. Sea Swirl: Finals in a few days. We NEED to study together. No tricks. Swear on it
  174. >Yeah, yeah. Sure.
  175. >and then, of course, her
  176. Luna: Are you busy tomorrow night?
  177. >what should you tell her?
  178. >You're a free spirit.. no schedule binds You
  179. Luna (I'm not sure. Text back soon): No response
  180. >Damn
  181. >Well, you'll see what tomorrow brings
  182. >You check your roomie's bed
  183. >Maybe he'll appear...?
  184. >nope. no chance
  185. >you do what any honorable person would do
  186. >take his pillows
  187. >That shit's comfy
  188.  
  189. (2/2)
  190.  
  191. End Day 3
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