- >You wake up on the floor of your dorm
- >Crazy night, right?
- >You shower and check your phone
- >good thing it's water proof
- Luna (Hey, sorry about yesterday): no response
- >That's cool. You'll just meet her later or something
- >some... someTHING knocks on your door
- >You put on your best suit of armor and answer it
- >Dammit Helios
- "Yo, i'm hungry"
- >I'm not
- "Let's eat"
- >Fine
- >You go, because it's not about you, it's about what the fans want
- >Dining hall is pretty crowded today
- >There's still a lot of buzz about that CU v UCLA game that you missed
- >Whatever. being a background character was more important at the time
- >but now you have your own spinoff
- >now you're in control
- >MWAHAHA-
- "Yo, so, what're we getting?"
- >Whatever you want, bby
- >You see Luna sitting with Tia and a few other grad students
- >you'd think they'd eat out somewhere else, but, like, economy-obama-America problems
- >You see some other generic background characters too
- >the usual crowd
- A. Get food; gtfo
- B. Grads
- C. BGC
- D. Class
- >Some guy... Opie or something... rushes past you
- >You hear him whisper "...c..."
- >You know what you must do
- >You and Helios walk over to yer fellow background characters
- >tfw you're right at home
- >Your phone vibrates as soon as sit down
- Mellow: Where are you right now
- OctiSETH: Hey, come to the music room
- >You tell them both to chill with you and Helios at the dining hall
- >more the merrier
- >They both join you as Helios starts talking about this girl he met
- "...and she went to this party instead. totally hilarious. I think i'm in-"
- >Shut up Helios
- >This is my damn spinoff
- "oh, sorry man"
- >Meh
- >You've seen the girl around before
- >Opie's sister I think
- >Maybe she'll hang with us sometime
- "So, what now man?"
- A. Class
- B. BGC girls hall
- C. Invite Stylus
- >You are overcome with the sudden urge to surround yourself in the fairer sex
- >Your party gains +10 sex drive
- [spoiler]that movie was awful[/spoiler]
- >You and your party come across a wild Crescent
- >Roll 6
- >Crescent joins the party!
- >What did she do when I left the party yesterday?
- "I had some drinks with Luna. It was pretty fun"
- >Really
- >You're not sure if jealous, or just not happy to hear that
- >Crescent equips ID card
- >Your party can now access the girls hall!
- >Your party continues down the hall
- >past Rarara,Twilight, and... Anon[spoiler]?![/spoiler]
- >Whatever, not your bizniss
- >You finally reach the rear of the hall
- >where the Background girls reside
- >hellz yeah
- >The group just sorta... dissipates into the wind
- >Whatever, more fun for me
- A. Mane 6 (dubs confirms)
- B. random BGC (request)
- C. Find your party members
- >You feel compelled to find Crescent
- >after all, she's the one who got you in here
- >You find her chatting away with... Peachbottom?
- >you can see why they call her that
- >dat ass
- >You and Crescent start roaming the halls together
- >the girls back up into their dorms, knowing the penalty for getting in our way
- >mfw sex yesterday
- >we pass by a room
- "Wait a sec Kiyo"
- >mfw she sniffs the air
- "That smells amazing! I love stawberries! come on!
- >She enters the room
- >It says Rainbow Dash in really epic neon colors
- >You think you can make out a smaller name... Fluttersomething
- >Eh, whatever
- "Hey, you, where's that smell coming from?!"
- >RD, not creeped out at all, glances at you
- >you shrug
- >Bitch, I don't know her deal
- "Um, you mean the strawberries?"
- "The hell I do!"
- "A new shampoo I got. Recommended by Anon's ex. Or whoever she was"
- >You slowly exit the room, not wanting to get involved with Anon[spoiler]?![/spoiler] or Crescent's weirdness
- >You pass by Lyrafag and Bon bon chatting
- >They're pretty cool guys
- >You wave and continue on your pointless adventure
- A. More BGC fun
- B. Exit to dorm
- C. Class
- Phone Available (2)
- >You decide you want to text some "friends"
- Luna (Do something later?): why bother. you have other girls
- >bitches be mad at You
- >You sigh and srcroll through your contacts
- >Sea Swirl? When'd that get there?
- >You decide to test it out
- Sea Swirl (Hey Swirly): Hey you. In class. why aren't you in here?
- >Shit. Class. Right
- >You forgot that college isn't just sex and fun
- >You abandon the party
- >A wild Lyrafag appears
- >Roll 5
- >Lyrafag is now a companion
- >you both enter your Tardis and get to class 5 minutes before it ever started
- >time travel
- >nice
- >Sea Swirl waves at you and slides over a bit
- >not your normal seat, but bitches be wanting the D
- A. Class
- B. Swirly
- C. Leave
- >Marine Biology
- >Sea Swirl
- >You want to point out how weird it is, but your friends show up
- >You see that Hipster musician kid you sometimes hang with staring blankly at you
- >feelsstrangeman.jpg
- "So, Kiyo, you doing anything later?"
- >Me?
- >Probably studying. Bracing myself for finals week
- "God, I know right? It's gonna be terrible. I'm not ready for it"
- >She suddenly gets this sly look on her face
- "Want to study together. I know you're pretty good at this stuff"
- >tfw when Sea Swirl can't master marine biology
- >You know where this is going
- >You're a busy guy. You don't know if you'll be able to, but you'll let her know
- >She looks hurt, but nods understandingly
- >The bell finally rings
- >The nameless teacher shouts out some assignment that's due tomorrow
- >Like you'd do it anyway
- >You say goodbye to Swirly again head out alone, into the brave new world
- >You look at the message Luna sent you
- >You wonder how you can make it up to her
- >I mean, Swirly's nice, but you don't want a relationship right now
- [spoiler]story of my life[/spoiler]
- >You decide you can at least make it up to Luna
- >but wat do?
- End day 2
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