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Kiyo in CU: CrescentLuna's story

By: Kiyo3 on Sep 11th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.73 KB  |  hits: 28  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Bourbon, on the rocks
  2. >You tensely await the inevitable question....
  3. >...and end up staring stupidly as the bartender turns away with a grunt
  4. >They don't even ID you here?
  5. >Goddamn
  6. >....and 'goddamn' is exactly what you'd use to describe that midnight haired beauty standing by tha dance floor
  7. >She be lookin lonely. Why?
  8. >You catch Kiyo exiting stage left
  9. >That nigg.
  10. >Well, maybe you can just cozy on up to her in his absence
  11. >You. Me. Dance floor.
  12. >A surprised Luna looks up, as though snapping out of a daze.
  13. "You...want to dance?"
  14. >Hail yuh bby
  15. "Oh..."
  16. >A reluctant smile, glance at the door
  17. "Sure."
  18. >You take her hand, give it a kiss
  19. >(bitches love hand kisses)
  20. >And lead her out on the dance floor
  21. >Seconds in, you feelin da fever
  22. >Risin up, back in the club
  23. >Took your time, now your dancin
  24. >You're goin the distance and you're not gonna stop
  25. >Just a man, and your will to JIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEE
  26. >You're lost in it, lookin in dem eyes
  27. >Got this feelin deep down inside
  28. >Give a powerful thrust, suggestive yet quirky, so she laughs instead of slaps the shit outta your stupid ass
  29. >Never gonn give you up baby
  30. >Never gonn let you down- fuck, Luna, you okay?
  31. >Not my fault you tripped... On my feet
  32. >Baby we ain't nothin but mammals
  33. >Lets do it like- oh.
  34. >I think she's done
  35. >Goddammit that's the best moon you've seen in years
  36. >GEDDIT
  37. >Giggity
  38. >Luna just returns to her spot, looking back at the door, smiling at you
  39. >b-baka
  40. >But not because she has much interest in you
  41. >It's cuz you're stupid.
  42. >You down that Bourbon like nobody's business.
  43. >Goddammit, Kiyo, you woman charmer, you.
  44. >Normal girls-- Iiiiiiii mean guys -- like you don't stand a [spoiler]apple's[/spoiler] chance in the [spoiler]apple farm[/spoiler]