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CanterU: Day 2+ Tuesday

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  1. Welcome to CanterU: Sand is Overpowered+ Edition!
  2.  
  3. The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
  4.  
  5. >Sweet dreams.
  6. >Miss Fortune is on top of you.
  7. >Sweet fortune.
  8. >Are you getting lucky?
  9. >Looks like it...
  10. >She takes over her top and leans in close to your ear.
  11. >Expecting sweet words of passion and lust, you lay back.
  12. >Instead, you're greeted with a loud buzzing sound.
  13. >Fuck.
  14. >Well, now you're up.
  15. >What time is it anyway?
  16. >8:00.
  17. >You turn and see Spike still sleeping, muttering something about Rarara.
  18. >He's gotta lock that shit down.
  19. >You quietly get out of bed and check your phone.
  20. >YFW no messages.
  21. >You check your schedule.
  22. >Today's Tuesday, so...
  23. >The first class is Physics.
  24. >That should be interesting.
  25. >Bodies in motion and all that good stuff.
  26. >Unfortunately, it starts at 10:00.
  27. >You have two hours to spend...
  28.  
  29. A. Vidya
  30. B. Sleep
  31. C. Breakfast
  32.  
  33. >Might as well get up and go.
  34. >Like a wise man once said,
  35. >You gotta go fast.
  36. >You realize your wise man quotes need a little work.
  37. >Nothing college can't fix, right?
  38. >You quickly shower and get dressed.
  39. >Your fedora whips off of your head somehow.
  40. >Goodriddance.jpg
  41. >You leave Spike to his sexy Rarity dream and head out to the dining hall.
  42. >You see an empty table a ways away.
  43. >However, there's that purplish-haired girl sitting alone at it too.
  44. >Guess you didn't notice her behind that large book.
  45. >Is that all she does everyday? Read?
  46. >[spoiler]You could never date a girl like that.[/spoiler]
  47. >You decide first impressions are the best kind of impression.
  48. >After getting some food from the line, you sit down next to the girl.
  49. >She doesn't even notice your arrival.
  50.  
  51. A. Be creepy
  52. B. Be funny
  53. C. Be Anon
  54.  
  55. >You do your totally original yawn-n-stretch move on her.
  56. >She still doesn't notice you.
  57. >You start rubbing her back, trying to garner a response.
  58. >She still isn't answering you...
  59. >How is she still not-
  60. >Oh.
  61. >She's asleep.
  62. >Somehow, she was able to fall asleep in a position where she looked like she was reading.
  63. >That's either really boss or really pathetic.
  64. >You can't decide.
  65. >What you can decide is on whether to wake her up though.
  66. >She probably has class or something, right?
  67.  
  68. A. Wake her up.
  69. B. Leave her
  70.  
  71. >She's always seen with a book.
  72. >It's probably safe to assume that she is either really coked up, or she studied to hard.
  73. >Something like that.
  74. >You gently prod her arm rhythmically.
  75. >After a while, she starts getting up, clearly in a daze.
  76. "Wha?...Where?..."
  77. >She opens her eyes and first notices you, and then turns back to her book.
  78. >Then she looks back at you, looking surprised and shocked.
  79. "Wait, what am I doing here!? Who are you?!"
  80. >You're Anon.
  81. >You just were checking on her.
  82. >A dining hall is a pretty weird place to fall a sleep in, just saying.
  83. >She calms down a bit, but not before turning back to her book.
  84. "I need to study this! I can't go into the class without knowing everything I can learn before the teacher!"
  85. >She turns to you, her wide eyes imploring... something...
  86. "Thanks... um..."
  87. >Anon.
  88. "Anon! I needed to finish reading this book before class starts."
  89. >You take a look at the book she's holding.
  90. >It's barely even opened.
  91. >You also notice it's a physics book.
  92. >She has that next?
  93. "Er... Yeah! Do you?"
  94. >Yeah.
  95.  
  96. A. go with her to class
  97. B. "hoof" it alone
  98. C. Skip
  99.  
  100. >You should walk with her there.
  101. >And getting there early would be pretty cool.
  102. >Maybe first impressions on teachers will work this time.
  103. >She nods and smiles at you, packing up her giant book in an even larger backpack.
  104. [spoiler]Picture: Freshman in High School big[/spoiler]
  105. >You help her with her other books and the two of you head out to class.
  106. >The science building is a distance away from the dining hall.
  107. >You wonder why a humanities major would have to deal with science anyway...
  108. >Maybe undecided would've been better?
  109. [spoiler]*Wink*[/spoiler]
  110. "No way, Anon! It's always better to go in declared!"
  111. >What's she going in as?
  112. "I'm doing science. That's always been my dream."
  113. >At least she has a plan.
  114. >You're just letting the wind take you wherever it wants.
  115. >Your life almost seems like it's being controlled by people on computers in another world.
  116. "That's... profound."
  117. >Hey, what's her name anyway?
  118. "Oh, sorry. I'm Twilight. Twilight Sparkle."
  119. >Cool name.
  120. >The two of you chat and eventually reach the class room.
  121. >It's pretty packed.
  122. >Apparently a lot of people love physics.
  123. >You and Twilight sit next to each other as the teacher sets up the introduction.
  124. >You look around the room while Twilight returns to her bookish ways.
  125. >There's a lot of [spoiler]Anonymous Blobs[/spoiler] in the room, with a few distinct figures.
  126. >Maybe you'll meet them later.
  127.  
  128. ...
  129.  
  130. "Wasn't Mr. Neigh Interesting, Anon?"
  131. >Yeah, sure.
  132. >Neigh.
  133. >Bill Neigh.
  134. >Something familiar about that name...
  135. >You check your schedule again.
  136. >It's only 11:30 now, and the next class is Lab, at 2:00.
  137. "What're you doing now Anon? I'm always up for studying with others."
  138. >She gets a little serious.
  139. "As long as you don't mess around, understand?"
  140. >Got it.
  141. >Well, that's 2 hours and 30 minutes of free time...
  142.  
  143. A. Study with Twi
  144. B. Lobby
  145. C. Dorm
  146.  
  147. Phone available (1)
  148.  
  149. >No, studying with her right now is probably not a good idea right now.
  150. >If she gets like this when classes haven't even started...
  151. >imagine what she's like during a test or something...
  152. *shiver*
  153. >She's definitely not your type.
  154. >You bid her farewell, and head off to your dorm.
  155. >Maybe you can catch up on some sleep, or hang out with Spike for a bit.
  156. >Unfortunately, he's not there when you get inside.
  157. >He's actually in class?
  158. >That's a first...
  159. >He left his computer on though.
  160. >He just finished a league match, so he can't have gotten far.
  161.  
  162. A. Go after him
  163. B. Vidya
  164. C. Sleep
  165.  
  166. >Well, he left his account open...
  167. >And you've always wanted to feel the pleb-tier feel of an alienware.
  168. >Wynaut.jpg
  169. >You open up LoL and start playing.
  170. >After a few matches, you lose sense of time.
  171. >After many matches, you realize Spike has come back from class.
  172. "Anon! What're you doing dude?"
  173. >Oh, sorry Spike.
  174. >League is just, addicting...
  175. >That's why you try not to play it so much anymore.
  176.  
  177. A. Talk to him about it
  178. B. Let him on
  179.  
  180. >You let him back his laptop.
  181. >Seeing sitting there again though...
  182. >Sure it's only been 3 days,
  183. >But he shouldn't be wasting time in college playing league.
  184. >It's not like your parents are paying for you to play video games all day.
  185. >Which is why Spike should slow it down.
  186. >It's only been 3 days and he's already logged...
  187. >246 Hours?
  188. >Your math is surely not wrong.
  189. "It's hard to get up after you start Anon. You know how it is..."
  190. >Well, he should start having some willpower...
  191. "But Anon... LoL is amazing. You have to admit it. Especially with the new classes."
  192. >You nod mechanically as he rambles on about how much he loves the game.
  193. >He's not a lost cause yet, but damn...
  194. >You think about how he could be out socializing with chicks, or even Rarity.
  195. >But you guess that'll have to wait for another day.
  196. >Now that you're off the computer, you'll have to find something else to do.
  197.  
  198. A. Lobby
  199. B. Sleep
  200. C. Vidya
  201.  
  202. >Since Spike is "busy", might as well get out of the dorm.
  203. >You still have a few minutes left of free time before...
  204. >Psychology?
  205. >Didn't you have Physics Lab 2 hours ago?
  206. >How long were you playing league for?
  207. >Jesus...
  208. >Well, since you're already cutting, might as well hang out at the lobby.
  209. >You soon find yourself lying on a couch, checking your phone for app updates and games.
  210. >You sorta regret not talking to more people earlier in the week, but you'll make friends.
  211. >You just have to give them the old Anon "razzle-dazzle."
  212. >You outside the main doors to see Octavia carrying a cello.
  213.  
  214. A. Join her
  215. B. Hang back
  216.  
  217. >Hey, anything is better than lazing around here.
  218. >You head outside just in time to see Octavia drop her cello.
  219. "Oh... damned instrument..."
  220. >Need any help?
  221. "Oh. Hello Anon."
  222. >So... formal...
  223. >You help her lift up the cello.
  224. >Maybe you could carry it for her too.
  225. "Thank you. That's very kind."
  226. >She freezes your blood with those words.
  227. >So much for the helpful approach.
  228. >Maybe try to be... cheerful?
  229. >What's she up to right now?
  230. "I'm bringing this to the music hall. Some kind of rehearsal is supposed to take place for the grad students. I have to carry this to the fine arts building."
  231. >She was gonna carry *oof* this whole thing by herself?
  232. >More like drag it across campus.
  233. >It weighs a ton.
  234. "Some people are just more accustomed to instruments like this. Imagine playing it..."
  235. >She strokes the wooden instrument down its side, closing her eyes as she does it.
  236. "The music this could make... I'd kill for something like this."
  237. >That's an odd way of putting it.
  238. >She turns to look at you, and then quickly turns away.
  239. >She's probably embarrased of showing a little emotion to you.
  240. >Anyone say Ice Queen?
  241. >You help her get the instrument inside the Fine Arts building.
  242. "Thank you so much Anon. I'll see you around."
  243. >Er... yeah.
  244. >Sure.
  245. >You head back to the lobby, and check your watch.
  246. >2:55
  247. >You have 5 minutes to get to Psychology.
  248.  
  249. A. Class
  250. B. Dorm
  251. C. Sleep
  252.  
  253. >Psychology could be fun.
  254. >You make the effort to actually run to class this time.
  255. >Once inside, you scan the classroom for any sort of familiar face.
  256. >Surprisingly, you see one.
  257. >Pink Hair.
  258. >Pink shirt.
  259. >Pink everything.
  260. >That can only mean one thing.
  261. "Hiya Nonny! Saved ya a seat right here!"
  262. >Cool.
  263. >Who else is here with her...?
  264. >You look over to the back of the class and notice a blond chick with weird eyes.
  265. >Kinda cool though.
  266.  
  267. A. Blonde
  268. B. Pinkie Pie
  269.  
  270. >Well, Pinkie did save you a seat.
  271. >Pinkie excitedly bounces in her seat as you get to yours.
  272. >You look back at the girl with the weird eyes.
  273. >She's all alone in the back...
  274. >And, apart from the derp, she's pretty cute.
  275. >Wynaut invite her over?
  276. "That's a great idea Nonny!"
  277. >She calls the girl over.
  278. "Uh... Hey guys..."
  279. "Hiya! I'm Pinkie Pie, and this is Nonny!
  280. >Anon.
  281. "What's your name?"
  282. "I'm... I'm Derpy."
  283. >Cool name.
  284. >[spoiler]Actually, the names of the people at this school remind you of the ones niggas name their kids.[/spoiler]
  285. >[spoiler]I.e. Shiquanda, Uniqka, John.[/spoiler]
  286. >Why was she sitting alone before?
  287. "Well, I... I just started today. And I guess a lot of people are put off by my eyes."
  288. >She smiles weakly at you and Pinkie.
  289. "But that's okay. I'm used to that from high school. Being different can be cool."
  290. >Word to that.
  291. "This class is gonna be so awesome, right guys?!"
  292. "Sure."
  293. >Yeah, wynaut.
  294. "Although, I did hear the professor was kind of weird."
  295. >Weird?
  296. >Ho-
  297. >The classroom door swings wide open as you ask her.
  298. >In strolls an older man in tweed and a white goatee.
  299. >He looks a bit... mismatched.
  300. >But it works for him
  301. >He has on one of those "Hello my name is" nametags on.
  302. >On it it says...
  303. >"Discord"
  304.  
  305. (1/X)
  306.  
  307. >No way his real name is-
  308. "I assure you, Mr... Anon... that my name is in fact Discord."
  309. >How'd he-
  310. "Welcome to Psychology 101, or as I like to call it, Psychology tons-of-fun!"
  311. >*class groans*
  312. "Now, now. You'll learn to love it. In here, am God, and I will twist and change your mind in the ways I see fit. I will probe your mind, and get inside your head, in a the right ways."
  313. >He winks at you as he says it.
  314. >Yikes.
  315. >He continues on his long, winded spiel about the mind and chaos as you half-listen, half-sleep.
  316. >Prof. Discord seems cool, but he's got to learn not to teach to a tired student.
  317. >Once your head hits the desk, the class bell starts to ring.
  318. >Dammit...
  319. "Remember class, it's all in your head!"
  320. >He just can't stop winking at you.
  321. >Urgh.
  322. "See you later Nonny! Derpy and I are going to get some food!"
  323. "Uh... later Anon."
  324. >Derpy is sorta clumsy, tripping over herself and causing her papers to fly all over the place.
  325. >You help her pick up the papers first and bid them farewell aswell.
  326. "C'mon. Don't feel sad Derpy! I'll buy you a muffin!"
  327. "Really? I love muffins!"
  328. "This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
  329. >You watch them walk off together.
  330. >You should get going too.
  331. >Sleep has been killing you.
  332. >Rather, the lack thereof.
  333. >You head back to your dorm to find Spike not there.
  334. >Again.
  335. >You hope for his sake he's in class.
  336. >You fall asleep almost as soon as your head hits the pillow.
  337. >FeelsSoftman.jpg
  338.  
  339. End Day 2+
  340.  
  341. End of Day 2+
  342.  
  343. Met Twilight!
  344. Met Derpy!
  345. Met Discord!
  346.  
  347. Twilight rapport up!
  348. Derpy rapport up!
  349. Pinkie rapport up!
  350. Spike rapport up!
  351. Discord rapport ???