- Welcome to CanterU: Why so Nonny?+ Edition!
 - The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
 - Yesterday with posts: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/13666094#p13666094
 - >Well, that was a restful sleep.
 - >You check your watch.
 - >12:30.
 - >That explains it.
 - >Spike is still sleeping, sucking his pillow, murmuring something about Rarity.
 - >That fucking kid...
 - >At least you had no classes to miss today.
 - >And there's a party to look foward to tonight.
 - >Always save time for the party.
 - A. Food
 - B. Vidya
 - C. Lobby
 - >Your hunger draws you out of the room.
 - >Those bananas from yesterday.
 - >And apple pie...
 - >Yummy [spoiler]foreshadowing[/spoiler]
 - >You find your way inside, listening to the roaming crowds talk.
 - >As you wait in line, you hear people talk about Pinkie's party.
 - >Sounds like it should be epic.
 - "Anon, darling, over here!"
 - >You and your bananas turn to see Rarity waving you over.
 - >With her is a doormat.
 - >Pink?
 - >Oh, it's Flootsy.
 - A. Join
 - B. Eat Alone
 - >You don't see anyone else you know in the hall.
 - >Might as well join them.
 - >As you walk on over, you start wondering why Fluttershy is always with Rarity.
 - >Isn't her roommate... Rainbow Dash?
 - >You sit down next to [spoiler]Hootershy[/spoiler]
 - >She waves to you from under a few pounds of green sweater.
 - >At least she looks cute in it.
 - "Anon, darling! How are things?"
 - >They're pretty good.
 - >You're just having fun meeting new people.
 - "That's always fun to do. As for me, I find it hard keeping all of these boys off of me..."
 - >She turns and stares back at the next table, full of jocks staring down at her ass...
 - >Well, now her cleavage...
 - >She's not really helping herself here.
 - >She should get a sweater, like Fluttershy.
 - >Now that girl has style.
 - "Anon! Are you saying I don't have fashion sense?!"
 - >No... no.
 - >It's just that it might help.
 - >If, that is, she actually doesn't like those boys staring at her.
 - >Rarity nods, looking sort of... mixed...
 - >Fluttershy just buries herself under more sweater.
 - >And what's she been up too?
 - "M-me? I, uh... I've been helping Rarity... I'm modeling for her clothes."
 - >That explains the time they spend together.
 - >You were starting to suspect other things...
 - >[spoiler]but we'll save that for other threads[/spoiler]
 - >Does she like modeling for Rararara?
 - >Her body says yes, but her eyes say no...
 - >You'd help her out, but you don't know much about it...
 - A. Fluttershy
 - B. Rarity
 - >If she doesn't like modeling, why does she do it for Rarity?
 - "I-I... I don't know if you know this, Anon, but..."
 - >She leans in close.
 - "I'm shy".
 - >NEWS OF THE WORLD!
 - [spoiler]MFW I used that joke before[/spoiler]
 - >Is that all?
 - "Well, I'm not... I don't want to hurt Rarity's feelings by telling her no..."
 - >She shouldn't worry about that.
 - >After all, if Rarity is really her friend, she wouldn't be upset.
 - "B-But Anon... Rarity is... She's my only friend..."
 - >Ouch.
 - >What about Rainbow Dash?
 - "Rainbow isn't... She's very... overpowering."
 - >You're imagination takes over on that note.
 - >But you suppress it long enough.
 - >Obviously she can't not be shy...
 - >She should meet some of your friends.
 - >They're all pretty nice girls. And guy.
 - >Guy. Spike.
 - >She just needs a few good friends to make it work for her here.
 - >She nods, but you can't tell if she's smiling under all that sweater.
 - >You chat with the two girls for a bit longer, and then head out on your way.
 - >Saturdays at CU...
 - >You wonder what they'll be like...
 - A. Lobby
 - B. Dorm
 - C. Gym
 - Phone Available (2)
 - Rainbow added to contacts;
 - ref link: http://pastebin.com/gJDuJDVJ
 - >You should get to work on your gains.
 - >Parties and muscles do work.
 - >High schoolmusical taught you that.
 - >Though, heading to the gym probably would be more fun with a partner...
 - >You pull out your phone and text Rainbow.
 - Rainbow (Gym?): Be right there
 - >Sweet.
 - >You get inside the gym and start some basic curls until Rainbow gets there.
 - >She comes a few minutes later, sports bra and tank top.
 - >You notice her athletic build.
 - >She's not flat... she's...
 - >Aerodynamic.
 - >Right.
 - "Hey Anon. Ready to start?"
 - >Fo'sure, girl.
 - >She laughs a starts on the treadmill.
 - >You can definitely beat her on this.
 - >You're like a black man when it comes to running.
 - "Oh yeah? Bring it on bro!"
 - >2 miles later, you're collapsed in a puddle of sweat and spilled water, with Rainbow leaning against you.
 - "I totally won, dude."
 - >Sure she did.
 - >It's not like she wasn't changing the speed settings.
 - "I... What? Me... Cheat? That's insane!"
 - >You jest.
 - A. Rainbow
 - B. Leave
 - C. More gains
 - >Want to keep going?
 - "You know it dude. You always got to push yourself. There are no limits!"
 - >She then starts talking about drills piercing the heavens and kicking limits to the curb, but you start working on the lifts again.
 - "Wait, dude, let me do this first."
 - >You let her on, and relax a little.
 - "You know, Anon, we've gotta do this more often. I needed a workout buddy."
 - >You could get used to this too.
 - >The two of you do a few more reps and try out some equipment before calling it quits.
 - >Is she going to Pinkie's party?
 - "You know it bro! It's gonna be sweet."
 - >Totally.
 - >You fist her and head back to the lobby.
 - >The time is 3:00...
 - >And the party starts...
 - >You're phone vibrates.
 - Pinkie: At 8:00, silly Nonny.
 - >When does it end?
 - Pinkie: Whenever we want ^_^
 - >Sweet.
 - A. Dorm
 - B. Head outside
 - >It's looking beautiful outside.
 - >The words of U2 follow you as you go.
 - >There isn't a lot to do outside though...
 - >And there are a lot of people you don't know just hanging around.
 - >You sit under a nearby tree.
 - >The hipsters haven't gotten to this one yet.
 - >You take out your phone and play some IB3
 - [spoiler]god-tier gaming right here[/spoiler]
 - >You're almost to the Worker of Secrets.
 - >Only one more battle...
 - >Almost ther-
 - "HIYA NONNY!"
 - >Fuck.
 - >Sup Pinkie Pie?
 - "Nothing much. Just getting ready for the party! You're still coming, right?"
 - >Of course.
 - >You wouldn't miss it for the world.
 - "Good! It wouldn't be the same without ya!"
 - A. Help her
 - B. Chat
 - C. Find something else to do (dubs/trips)
 - >Does she need help with anything?
 - "Yeah! You wanna help Pinkie out?"
 - >Sure.
 - >You clearly aren't busy.
 - >Pinkie leads you back inside, where a few other people are meeting to help out.
 - >This could be fun.
 - >Pinkie starts divvying jobs between the other students.
 - >Eventually it's just you and her.
 - "Well, it looks like you're helping me out Nonny!"
 - >Not like she planned it this way...
 - >Pinkie giggles and winks at you.
 - >She leads you back outside, where the other students are hard at work pitching a huge tent over the main lawn.
 - >You'd pitch a tent too, if Pinkie would turn around...
 - >Dat [spoiler]plot and character development.[/spoiler]
 - >So, like, why is she doing this anyway?
 - "I just thought it'd be a good idea, Nonny! These freshmen need friends."
 - >True.
 - >But it doesn't sound like that's the only reason...
 - >Why is she really doing this?
 - >You notice a wristband on her arm.
 - >It says "Chi Up Mu".
 - >What's that about?
 - >She giggles a bit.
 - "Ok Nonny. I'll tell you. But only cuz you're a cutie."
 - >Err... thanks...
 - "Well, I've been trying to get into a sorority..."
 - >That's cool.
 - "And one of the requirements is too throw a huge party somehow. So i'm killing a few of those requests by doing this."
 - >A few?
 - >What are the others.
 - >She giggles and leans in close.
 - "Maybe you'll find out tonight, Nonny..."
 - >Ooooh boy...
 - >You and Pinkie help out for a while longer.
 - >Soon the group splits up.
 - >You say goodbye to Pinkie and head back inside.
 - >It's 6:00.
 - >Still some time left...
 - A. Dorm
 - B. Food
 - >Might as well go back to the dorm.
 - >Everyone else is getting ready for the party anyway.
 - >You I.D. yourself back inside.
 - >Spike is there, laying out some clothes to wear for later.
 - >No league today?
 - "No way Anon. Tonight, i'm gonna make my move with Rarity!"
 - >For real?
 - >Good for him.
 - A. Spike
 - B. Get ready
 - C. Vidya
 - >You take out a few things to change into later.
 - >But first, you gotta help out your bro.
 - >What's his plan?
 - "Well, I..."
 - >He looks quizzically at you.
 - >Actually, he looks Riddler-equse
 - "I guess I don't really have a plan..."
 - >He sighs and looks at his phone.
 - >no messages.
 - >Save for a few from Twilight.
 - >You forgot they knew each other.
 - >Somehow...
 - [spoiler]more on that later, sure[/spoiler]
 - >Poor kid.
 - >But that's what leaguing all day does to a social life.
 - >You sit down with him.
 - >All he has to do is be a little more assertive, and not let her push him around as much.
 - >She already does that... somewhat.
 - >He just needs to change the relationship by being more Spike than Wikey.
 - >You tell him this without mentioning a few, demoralizing, key things, like the friendzone...
 - >But he'll be fine.
 - >What's the worst he could do, right?
 - "Thanks Anon. I'll try that."
 - >He finishes putting on his clothes and heads outside, but not before you fist him.
 - >Hard.
 - A. Get ready
 - B. Vidya
 - C. Skip out
 - >You should get ready too.
 - >It's already 7:30.
 - >And you gotta dress to impress...
 - >Cuz you're the best around,
 - >And it's gonna be a ballroom blitz out there.
 - >Good thing the Boys are Back in Town.
 - >And by boys, you're talking about your new clothes.
 - >The ones you just happened to pick up at some point [spoiler]before the story even started.[/spoiler]
 - >You shower before putting them on.
 - >The time?
 - >7:45.
 - >Be the earlybird or fashionably late?
 - A. Earlybird
 - B. Fashionably late
 - >Going early is totally your style.
 - >Letting the other pleb-freshies rocking up later is totally against your creed.
 - >The Freshman creed.
 - >You put on your duds and head outside to the lawn.
 - >There's a small crowd already gathering.
 - >You see a blue-haired girl setting up a Dj set-up.
 - >Cool.
 - >Pinkie is still directing a few people, putting food on tables and handing out coasters,
 - >yfw coasters.
 - >You wave at her as you watch the crowd come pouring in.
 - >You check your watch again.
 - >It's time.
 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoFJ9M1W4G0
 - >Almost the entire freshman class is crowded onto the lawn.
 - >At least it can fit the whole class.
 - >Out in front, you notice Celestia taking the mic from Pinkie Pie.
 - "Hey everyone! Thank you all for coming to the party!"
 - >A loud cheer ripples through the crowd.
 - "Tonight is about having fun! Tonight is about getting to know each other! And, most importantly, tonight is about you guys! Enjoy the party!"
 - >The crowd cheers again as the blue-haired girl starts a tasty bass drop.
 - >Electricity flows through the air as people start dancing and moving wildly.
 - >It seems like everyone you know is here.
 - >Actually, it seems like a good time to find...
 - A. Request someone [spoiler]who we've actually met (dubs)[/spoiler]
 - B. Request someone and what we do to them (trips and no seconding/rerolls)
 - >This party just got kicked into overdrive.
 - >The music is boss, and so are the people.
 - >You're surprised you never hung out with some of these guys before.
 - >They seem pretty cool.
 - >While you mingle, your ears pick up something strange.
 - >like... the pleas of a young girl...
 - >What's going on?
 - >You push past a few people to see Flash Sentry and Twilight.
 - >Twi doesn't look very comfortable.
 - >Especially since Flash keeps telling her to take some of his drink...
 - >Oh the implications...
 - A. step in
 - B. leave her be
 - >Flash really needs to be put in his place.
 - >Too bad you didn't bring his bass with you.
 - >Or what remains...
 - >You walk up to the pair.
 - >Hey Twilight.
 - >Flash...
 - >Twilight looks at you... expectantly?
 - >Maybe even... hopeful?
 - "What the fuck do you want, brah?"
 - >What's wrong Flash?
 - >Is he busy?
 - "Can't you see i'm with my girl right now?"
 - >'his girl'"
 - >You look back at Twilight, giving her a 'is this true' look.
 - >Her expression tells you all you need to know.
 - >It doesn't look like those two are really...
 - >happy together...
 - "Who the hell are you to tell me that, you freak?"
 - >You're just a guy who sees a woman in need.
 - >Your days from /b/ have led up to this moment.
 - "Flash, Anon was just worried about m-"
 - "Shut up, you whore! Men are talking."
 - >Well, he's finished.
 - >You lunge at Flash, grabbing him by his jacket.
 - >He tries to defend, but his obviously drunken ass can't block your fury.
 - >You send a final punch into his jaw, and he falls down, limp.
 - >As you turn back to Twilight, you see his Hipster Army come and collect his body.
 - >He'll probably be back at some point.
 - >In cyborg parts, probably.
 - >But you'll be ready for him.
 - A. Twilight
 - B. Find Someone else (dubs)
 - >You head on over to Twilight.
 - >She's a little shaken, but she's not crying or anything...
 - >He didn't touch her, right?
 - >She shakes her head.
 - "N-no... He tried to... He wanted me to have some of that drink. I'm pretty sure he put something in it..."
 - >That cobalt fucker...
 - >Twilight hugs you tightly.
 - "T-Thank you Anon... I was so worried..."
 - >It's snow problem.
 - >And it ain't even winter yet.
 - >You return her hug and watch her run off somewhere.
 - >You feel... empowered a little.
 - >This party might turn out to be good after all.
 - >You walk to the juice bar and get a quick fix.
 - >As you get up, you notice a familiar girl clad in gray.
 - >Octavia?
 - >You wouldn't have expected her to come to this sort of thing.
 - "Oh. Hello Anon. I didn't see you there."
 - >The ice queen freezes your drink with her words.
 - >Free iced tea.
 - >Sweet.
 - >How does she like the party?
 - "It's fine. I guess I expected something more classier. But beggars can't be choosers."
 - >Word.
 - >Remembering her major, you ask how she likes the music.
 - >More bass drops than acid at this party...
 - "The music is fine... I guess... I just wish Vinyl'd put more time into her... classical talent."
 - >She knows the Dj?
 - "Yes. Vinyl is my roommate."
 - >Cool.
 - >Maybe you'll meet her later.
 - >You try to engage Killer Frost in more conversation, but it goes nowhere.
 - >You say goodbye and head back to the center of the party.
 - >What time is it?
 - >Er... 10:00
 - >Time flys when you're besting up fags...
 - A. You know what to do
 - >you're having a pretty good time now.
 - >Your fresh MJ style moves have made you hit with the crowd.
 - >The bass drops totally help.
 - >You gotta remember to meet that Dj... Vinyl... later.
 - >While you think of new moves to try, you notice two girls nearby, grinding on each other.
 - >A redhead and more cobalt.
 - >Pretty sexy.
 - >As you dance more intensely, the girls stop and point at you.
 - >Soon, they're grinding on you together.
 - >Is this heaven?
 - >No, but it might be candyland^tm
 - >The song changes a while later, and you seek out some refreshment.
 - >Dancing.
 - >The greatest excersize ever.
 - >As you drink, you notice that those two girls followed you to the bar.
 - >Interesting...
 - "Hey! You're pretty good out there! What's your name?"
 - >You're pretty sure you're Anon.
 - >That's a cool enough name for you.
 - >The two girls whisper to each other and giggle.
 - "Well, i'm Redheart, and this is Colgate."
 - >It's nice to meet them.
 - >They weren't bad dancers either.
 - >The girls giggle a little more and sit down beside you.
 - >They talk to you for a while, mostly personal questions.
 - >They're like the IRS but cuter.
 - "So Anon, you like CU?"
 - >Yeah, it's a great place.
 - >yfw you couldn't get into anywhere else.
 - >Still, CU is great.
 - "What's your major?"
 - >Humanities.
 - >Saving the planet, one person at a time.
 - "That's so cool! I'm doing medical, and Colgate is in dental right now."
 - >You suppose they all have something in common then.
 - >They giggle and nod.
 - "I suppose we do."
 - "Hey, could I see your phone?"
 - >Uh, sure.
 - >You hand it over to the two bickering girls, who are fighting over... memorizing somthing...
 - >Your number, maybe.
 - >They hand it back to you and kiss you on both cheeks, Betty and Veronica style.
 - "See you around Anon!"
 - "Bye!"
 - >They run off laughing as you check your phone.
 - >It has 't been hacked, but it has two new numbers.
 - >Cool.
 - A. dubs request
 - >While you finish your drink, you notice Spike talking to Rarity over by Vinyl's set up.
 - >You wave to him.
 - >Unfortunately, he heads over to you.
 - >This can't be a good sign...
 - >So... how are things going with Rarity?
 - "I think they're pretty good! I danced with her a little before. And I can actually talk to her in complete sentences."
 - >Attaboy.
 - >He's a regular Don [spoiler]John.[/spoiler]
 - >So, what's his next move?
 - "I don't know..."
 - >He looks at you hopefully and expectantly.
 - >Just like Twilight before...
 - "What should I do Anon?"
 - >Well, the first thing he should do is admit to her his feelings.
 - "Really?!"
 - >No.
 - >Not right now at least.
 - >But what he'a doing so far is great, compared to what he's done before with her...
 - >He should just keep it going with her.
 - >He needs to remember that she's just a girl
 - >Who's pretty...
 - >Pretty women...
 - >You get Spike two drinks and send him off on his way, back to his love.
 - >Rarity seems like she'd be work, but you want it to work out for the scamp in the end.
 - >Now you're alone again.
 - >Damned thirst.
 - >You check your watch...
 - >11:59.
 - >Well, at least you're not tired.
 - >You step back out onto the dance floor.
 - >The night may be over, but the party's still young.
 - End Day 6+
 - End Day 6+
 - Spike rapport up!
 - Pinkie rapport up!
 - Fluttershy rapport up!
 - Rainbow rapport up!
 - Twilight rapport up!
 - Octavia rapport awkward!
 - Rainbow upgraded to Rainbro!
 - Spike is now coolish...
 - Saved Twilight from Flash!
 - Met Colgate and Redheart!
 - Phone updated!
 - Colgate;
 - Redheart;