- Welcome to CanterU: Le 36+ Edition
- The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
- Yesterday with posts: >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/14711884
- >Last day of classes.
- >That's the only thing going through your mind right now.
- >Last day of classes.
- >...
- >HELL YEAH!
- >You jump out of bed and into the showers.
- "You're in a good mood."
- >Damn right, Shining Armor.
- >No more school for at least [REDACTED] days.
- >And hell, who said you even have to go to class again anyway.
- >It's only English and Art History.
- >You head back to the room.
- >Your phone has been awfully quiet this quarter.
- >So much for popularity.
- >Spike's up and out.
- >Good for him.
- >As for you, you've got a whole day of stuff to do.
- >Wonderful.
- A. Food
- B. Lounge
- C. Girls Hall
- D. Class
- >You're off to see the wizard.
- >The wonderful wizard of bananas, pancakes, and other generic breakfast foods.
- >The dining hall is...
- >... nearly empty.
- >People must be leaving early.
- >Shame.
- >You sort of wish there was some kind of party for the freshman before you left.
- >But the only person who could really pull that off is... incapacitated...
- >Dammit, Pinkie...
- >You find yourself a table and start eating.
- >Between bites, you notice Vinyl on line.
- >A few people behind her is Redheart and Colgate.
- >You haven't seen these guys in a while.
- A. Music
- B. Medics
- C. Eat alone
- D. Class
- >You wave at Redheart and Colgate.
- >Hopefully they'll come ov-
- >They're already at the table...
- >Sup, girls?
- "Hey Anon! Long time, no see!"
- "Yeah, you never come to the hospital anymore."
- >These lines are so exchangeable.
- >Redgate gives you a hug and sits down next to you.
- "So, you see Pinkie yet?"
- >Well, yeah.
- >Kind of hard to miss that sullen demeanor of hers.
- >You really do miss the old Pinkie.
- "Well, Pinkamena should be making a full return in personality soon."
- >Yeah, right.
- >You were only able to make contact with her yesterday.
- >If that wasn't trauma, you clearly haven't watched enough SVU.
- >As if you had time to watch T.V.. this quarter.
- >Colgate giggles.
- >Or was it Redheart?
- >You're confused.
- >So, what's new with them?
- "It's been pretty busy. We have to stay in town for the break for the internship."
- >That's pretty intense.
- >You had a job once.
- >You only did it, like, three times, but still, you got paid.
- "Aren't you lucky?"
- >Colgate twirls some pasta with her fork.
- >Pasta for breakfast?
- >Yikes.
- >They must not have time to relax, do they?
- "No way! The hospital has more patients than ever now."
- >And you guess that people must be breaking teeth more than usual too?
- >Colgate nods.
- >Anon knows, he knows.
- >How do they relax, if at all?
- >Redheart looks at Colgate, causing them both to blush.
- >Uh... so...?
- "It's nothing. Don't worry about it."
- >Interesting.
- A. Press them
- B. Class
- C. Gym
- D. Girls hall
- >What's their secret?
- >They never seem so pent up from all their work.
- >So what is it that keeps them so relaxed?
- inb4 spa sisters
- >Colgate blushes and looks down.
- "Anon, really. It's not..."
- "We might as well tell him."
- >Redheart gives Colgate the stare.
- "Colgate! That's our business!"
- "It's not like he'd tell anyone anyway..."
- >Redheart gets slightly flustered.
- >You have no idea of what's going on.
- "Fine. But can we at least go somewhere else? I don't want other people to hear..."
- >And you somehow wind up in their room.
- >It's... nice.
- >Plain... but nice.
- >The Puritans would've loved this place.
- >Now, what did they want to tell you?
- >The girls argue between themselves for a second.
- >Girls just never can get things done, can they?
- "I'll go first, then."
- >Redheart takes a breath and looks at Colgate.
- "Look, Anon, sometimes people need to have some kind of..."
- >Outlet?
- "Right. For their needs. It's totally supported by medical data."
- >Uh, sure.
- >Continue, please.
- "Well, since we were so busy, and we lived in the room."
- >Redheart looks uncomfortable...
- >Good thing Colgate can finish for her.
- "We've been screwing each other, Anon."
- >...
- >Lol wut
- >They're serious?
- >Redheart blushes, nodding to confirm what Colgate said.
- >Wow.
- >That's... surprising.
- >You never thought those two would be-
- "It's not like that, Anon! We're not lesbians."
- "Yeah! It was just... um... necessity."
- >That's what they're calling it.
- A. Ask them to prove it
- B. Ask for a show
- C. Leave
- >Anon don't judge.
- >Chef Boyardee taught you well.
- >But just to be sure, maybe they can prove it.
- "Prove... what?"
- >That they don't swing that way.
- "Wait, how?"
- >You have an idea...
- >You study the two of them for a moment.
- >Definitely Redheart.
- >You go up to her and pull her in for a kiss.
- >inb4 no no Anon rapey no
- >Redheart pushes away from you after a few seconds.
- "Wait, Anon. Aren't you with Applejack."
- >Was no one informed of your single status?
- >Apparently no one checked your Facebook.
- >As if you've used Facebook in the last month.
- >For her information, no, you're not.
- "Oh... um... are you sure you want to-"
- "C'mere, you..."
- >Colgate takes your hand and kisses you.
- >Oh, two for the price of nothing.
- >CU is best brothel.
- >Tom Cruise is totally jealous.
- >But all this switching between girls is risky business.
- >Why not both?
- >You kiss Redheart again as you use your other hand to play with Colgate's boobs.
- >Sorta remind of... Twilight's?
- >You switch it up.
- >Everyone wants some of the Anon fire.
- >Redheart sends you to the bed.
- >You start undressing as you watch Redheart and Colgate get closer.
- >And closer.
- >And closer.
- >And...
- >Contact.
- >Apparently it's dinner and a show.
- >Better than the dining hall.
- >Are they sure they're not lesbians?
- "We've just... gotten really good at it."
- >Double nice.
- >Redheart breaks from Colgate's grasp and goes over to you.
- "We did forget about you, Anon."
- >You hoped so.
- >Redheart kisses you as she positions your cock.
- >Well, what about-
- >Colgate has the answer.
- >The dentist-in-training positions herself over your face.
- >No... one your face.
- >You've never been one for cunnilingus.
- >Is this bad for your teeth?
- "Anon, do something!"
- >Your tongue obliges while your dick gets pounded on.
- >Redheart's going pretty fast.
- "Ohh... Anon..."
- >She's pretty close.
- "Wait, what about... unnh... my turn?"
- >Right, right.
- >You feel your dick exposed to air...
- >And... what feels like a mouth on your dick.
- >Colgate's prepping for procedure.
- >Redheart kisses you and takes over Colgate's position.
- >Colgate slides onto you, "eep"ing a little as you enter.
- >You don't know why, but you knew she'd be the looser of the two.
- >inb4 naughty nurses
- "Agh... Anon! I'm getting close!"
- >You feel Redheart give an exasperated yelp before collapsing on your chest.
- >Maybe if you lick hard enough, she'll get off your face.
- "Annh.... Me too!"
- >Colgate tightens up around you.
- >As tight as loose can get, that is.
- >What about you?
- >Blue balls can't keep happening...
- >Redheart smiles.
- >So does Colgate.
- >One guess to which one has the better teeth.
- >The girls double-team your dick, one for balls, one for shaft.
- >Hopefully their evasiveness doesn't go up as-
- >Too late.
- >They look good in white.
- >Colgate giggles as Redheart goes in for another kiss.
- "So... did we prove it?"
- >Eh, more or less.
- >You might have to go again, just to be sure.
- >Redheart rolls her eyes as Colgate pulls up next to you.
- "Finally, a real man. Redheart's fingers never worked."
- "Hey!"
- >You talk the long walk back to the dorms.
- >That was... productive.
- >Dinner and a show never disappoints.
- >You catch up to Rainbow Dash, who's most likely coming from the gym.
- >With Derpy.
- >inb4 glo-
- *glomp* "Hey Anon! What's up?"
- >Nothing much.
- >You just lost feeling in your ribcage, but that's okay.
- >Derpy giggles while Rainbow drinks some more protein.
- "No class today, dude?"
- >You're too cool for school.
- "Yeah, right."
- >Derpy giggles again.
- >How utterly childish.
- >It's not like she likes you or any-
- >Wait, never mind.
- A. Walk with them
- B. Dorm
- C. Lounge
- D. Outside
- >You might as well join them.
- >Where are they headed anyway?
- "Back to the girls hall. I need to get a few things."
- >Makes sense.
- >Derpy orbits close to you as you walk.
- >So, what's she been up to?
- "Not much. Just finishing the classes and going to the gym."
- >Good for her.
- >It's probably for the best to avoid the topic she wants to talk about.
- >That might be a very unpleasant ride for both of you.
- "It wasn't so bad last time though."
- >Yeah, but she was a virgin...
- >Lol like Twilight.
- "What?"
- >Nothing, nothing.
- >Rainbow gives you the stare as she opens the hall.
- >What?
- "Nothing, dude."
- >Rainbow goes into her room, giving you a glimpse of Winona as the door closes.
- >Fluttershy must be planning to keep the dog.
- >Or put her in the pound.
- >Or eat her.
- >Did you mention Fluttershy is Chinese?
- She isn't
- >You walk Derpy to her door.
- "So... um... do you want to come in?"
- >She twirls her hair in a popular-girl kind of way.
- >It just hits her in the face.
- >Ponytails: the attempt to be sexy.
- A. Go in
- B. Rainbow
- C. Rarity
- D. Pinkie
- >You might as well.
- >Classes are done, and there's not much else to do.
- >You take a seat on Derpy's bed as she goes into the bathroom.
- "So, have you talked to Applejack?"
- >About...?
- "Seeing other people?"
- >Uh, yeah.
- >Not that Derpy would be interested in that at all.
- "And what'd she say?"
- >Just that it's okay.
- >She was a little hurt, but she understood.
- >Derpy nods, clearly trying to hide a smile.
- >You know, Derpy could just be honest with you.
- "But... um... I already was. I told you that I... um..."
- >She blushes again.
- >That she liked you?
- >She nods.
- >How... obnoxiously cute.
- >Derpy moves a little closer to you.
- "So... now that you're here..."
- >Oh god, she's gonna eat you!
- A. Bizness
- B. Business
- C. Leave
- >Nah.
- >You mean, she will.
- >It's more like swallowing, in her case.
- >You lean in and kiss her.
- >It was supposed to be a soft kiss, until she pulled you in for me.
- >Derpy...
- "S-sorry! I just... really... um..."
- >You kiss her again to calm her down.
- >Or at least keep her quiet for a little longer.
- >You play with her boobs a little bit.
- >Not as aerodynamic as Dashie, but it'll do.
- >What about her roommate?
- "Cloud Kicker? I... I'm not sure, actually."
- >You gotta make this quick then.
- >So quick, you didn't even get to finish.
- "I-I could take care of that for you..."
- >She's gotten much better at giving head.
- >Who's she been seeing?
- "I... um... I've been practicing on my flute."
- >She plays the flute?
- "No... it was a joke from..."
- >You've seen American Pie before.
- >Nice attempt at pop culture though.
- >She'll get it eventually.
- >Derpy goes at it for a while.
- >What's taking so long?
- "S-sorry, Anon..."
- >You're just here for the ride.
- >And it's gettin-
- *slam*
- >You turn and see Cloud Kicker locking the door behind her.
- >Maybe she hasn't notice-
- *pop* "Hey Derpy. Hi..."
- >A-Anon.
- "Anon. Right."
- >Cloud Kicker goes over to her bed and takes out her phone.
- "Don't mind me. I'm only here for a few minutes."
- A. Ask her to join
- B. Leave
- C. Keep at it
- >Would Cloud Kicker...
- >Like to join?
- *pop*
- >Derpy looks at you, shocked.
- >Or hurt.
- >Probably both.
- >Cloud Kicker keeps chewing her gum, looking at her phone.
- "Are you serious?"
- >Uh, sorta...
- >You're close, but fingering is still an option, right?
- "I dunno. What would my boyfriend think?"
- >Oh, damn.
- >The boyfriend card.
- >Well, this was fun, Derpy.
- >But the awkward level in the room is at lethal levels.
- >You give Derpy a kiss before heading for the door.
- "Wait, Anon! Can I see you again?"
- >Like, before the quarter ends?
- "Yeah?"
- >Probably.
- >You kiss her again before leaving.
- A. Rarity
- B. Pinkie
- C. Rainbow
- D. Dorm
- >You should check on Rarity.
- >Because art students have it hard.
- >Being poor and everything.
- No offense SB
- >You knock on her door.
- "Who is it?"
- >Oh, Twilight's here.
- >Sup, girl.
- "Anon! Hi!"
- >She hugs you and gives you a quick kiss on the cheek, blushing the whole time.
- >You thought you left Derpy in the other room?
- "Who's Derpy?"
- >Nevermind.
- >You sit on Twilight's bed, with her following suit.
- >What's she doing?
- "I was just playing some League."
- >She leagues?
- >Of course she does.
- >You vaguely recall Spike mentioning that before.
- "You play too, right?"
- >A little.
- >You've been to busy gaining to be working on that neckbeard status.
- "Do you... want to play a little bit?"
- >Hmm...
- >The best cure for blue balls is league.
- >Redheart would back you up on that medically.
- >Why not?
- >You take the laptop that you were totally carrying around in your bag the whole day and log in.
- >Twilight smiles as you join.
- >What?
- "It's... It's nothing."
- >Just play the game, girl.
- >Play the game....
- >Of love.
- End Day 47+
- End Day 47+
- Medical rapport up!
- Derpy rapport up!
- Twilight rapport up!
- Colgate and Redheart are totally not lesbians [anymore]
- You sexed Derpy; Got blueballed by Cloud Kicker
- Rainbow is suspicious
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