- Welcome to CanterU: Happy 4th+ Edition
- The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
- Yesterday with posts: >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/14659369
- >You wake up with the sounds of your phone buzzing.
- >Twilight...
- >At this hour?
- >What could she want?
- Twilight: Grades for the finals are being posted.
- >That followed by at least twelve crying emoticons.
- >At least she's taking it well.
- >Now that you're up, might as well get something done.
- A. Food
- B. Vidya
- C. Lounge
- >Something like... vidya.
- >You haven't played a game in, what, a month?
- >What happened to you, Anon?
- >You used to be so reclusive, so unfriendly.
- >College really changed you.
- >Who can say if it's for the better?
- >Maybe it's for good.
- >You turn on your computer and pull up League.
- >Let's see if you're still any good at this.
- "A-Anon? What're you doing up?"
- >You're trying to recall your past self.
- >He's probably in this match.
- >Spike gets up and goes to his computer.
- "Can I join?"
- >Sure.
- >You double click that square L and that orange Play button, and Spike comes in soon after.
- >You do a warm up ARAM with Spike.
- >You get a Malphite and he gets a Graves.
- >Malphite OP
- >You manage to kill a good 30 minutes.
- >Your phone starts buzzing.
- >Twilight can't find anyone else to bother, apparently.
- Twilight: Anon, where are you? Class!
- >Oh, right.
- A. Keep playing
- B. Class
- C. Lounge
- >You might as well ride out the last few days of the quarter.
- >Sorry Spike.
- >The classroom is calling.
- "Aw. Well, see you later, man."
- >You fist Spike before leaving.
- >Twilight's waiting outside of the physics room.
- >Do we really have to be here?
- >The final was done two days ago.
- "Class is still important, Anon. We might have new notes, or tests, or-"
- >Calm down, girl.
- >No reason to stress out.
- >Sometimes, you just gotta... relax...
- >The professor comes a few minutes later, letting the flood of students in.
- >You take a seat next to Twilight.
- >Trixie takes a seat next to you.
- >That's... convenient.
- "I wonder how well you did on the final without Trixie's help, Anon."
- >You... did well enough.
- >Hopefully.
- A. Twilight
- B. Trixie
- C. Notes
- >So... what's Trixie's deal?
- "Anon! Don't talk to her! She's so..."
- >Twilight should let you form your own opinions about people.
- >But Trixie is pretty strange.
- >Anyway, what's up with her?
- "With me? Nothing unusual. Trixie has been busy with school and League."
- >She leagues?
- "Oh yes. I'm in Gold II."
- >Twilight gives a little laugh.
- >Trixie's definitely not lying about that tier level, is she?
- "Why would I? Trixie is just that amazing!"
- >Holy third person, Batman.
- >Maybe you and her could play together sometime.
- "You... and Trixie? You must be joking."
- >Oh, well.
- >At least you asked nicely.
- >Twilight leans in to whisper again.
- "Don't waste your time with her, Anon. She's unbearable."
- >A true word to the wise.
- >You turn back to the professor.
- >You should be taking notes, but you only have about 4 days left anyway.
- >Maybe sleep can save you from cla...
- "Anon! Wake up!"
- >Uh, what?
- "Anon, class is over!"
- >Twilight hands you your bag.
- "I have to study for Biology. I'll see you later, I guess."
- A. Help Twilight study
- B. Lounge
- C. Food
- >You could always... help Twilight out.
- "What? You don't take biology though..."
- >That's no problem.
- "And Applejack will be there..."
- >So what?
- >You and AJ are totally Splitsville.
- "Really? What happened?"
- >It's nothing bad, but it's a long story.
- >Twilight nods, as if she actually understands relationships.
- >Has she even been with a guy before?
- >...
- >There was Flash.
- "Anon..."
- >Right, sorry.
- >Twilight opens up the girls hall for you, in true Lyra fashion.
- >Rarity's not home?
- "She went out with someone... I think her name was Tavi?"
- >Octavia.
- >Those two are getting really close.
- >That's good.
- "I'll go get Applejack. You can, um, go through the books I guess."
- >Sure thing.
- >Twilight disappears for about 15 minutes, coming back with Applejack in hand.
- "Howdy Anon. Yer helpin' us study?"
- >Eeyup.
- "That's mighty kind of ya."
- >The girls go to the bed and start reading through their books.
- >Biology.
- >You've got this.
- A. Applejack
- B. Twilight
- C. Distract them
- D. leave
- >You take a look at the two girls.
- >They seem to be having so much fun.
- >Aren't you having fun too?
- >Totally.
- >The things you do for love...
- >You tap Twilight from AJ's side, then swipe her book.
- "Hey, Anon! I need that!"
- >That's okay, you'll be done with it in a second.
- >You try reading it, but your layman's eyes can't comprehend it.
- "Anon, really. I need to study!"
- >Applejack laughs and goes back to reading, occasionally writing something down.
- >Twilight's really worried about this test, isn't she?
- >Wait, don't answer that.
- >If the physics final was any indication.
- >When will she realize that she'll get a perfect score?
- >Or, at least close to one.
- "Anon, I... I'm not that smart. I could fail!"
- >That's the same day Thor is killed by the world serpent and Odin dies, right?
- "Anon, be serious. I... need that book back, now."
- >Fine then.
- >They could at least let you help out.
- "Fine. You can read with Applejack."
- >No problems detected. Yet.
- >You sit next to Applejack on the bed.
- "Ya ain't gonna mess with me, Ah hope."
- >Her eyes have that twinkle about them.
- >Er... yes?
- >No?
- >Maybe?
- >You don't know.
- >Only if it gets you somewhere.
- A. Study
- B. Bizness
- C. Leave
- >Maybe you can speed up that process.
- >You move your hands a little closer to Applebutt's... butt.
- >Over the mountain...
- >Applejack grabs your wrist with the speed of a falling apple.
- >Newton would be proud.
- "Anon, what're ya doin'?"
- >N-nothing.
- "Can't ya do this somewhere else?"
- >At least that's not a no.
- >She lets go of your wrist, only for you to continue the crusade.
- >Twilight's too engrossed in her book to really notice.
- >Maybe Applejack should just enjoy this.
- "A-Anon..."
- >You move in for a kiss, watching Twilight for any indication of her watching.
- >This test must be really important.
- >She's not even blinking.
- >You slide your hands down Applejack's pants as you break the kiss.
- "A-Anon, Ah ain't sure we should do this..."
- >And wynaut?
- "We just broke up. This ain't the best way ta help me move on..."
- >What?
- >She can't make it physical.
- >Be physically, physically, physically fit?
- "Anon..."
- >What?
- >Madagascar was a great movie.
- A. Keep going
- B. Study
- C. Twilight
- >But Applejack's right.
- >Considering you only fixed your relationship a few days ago...
- >This probably isn't the best move.
- >Not right now, at least.
- >implying you guys still wanted Applebutt
- >Maybe Twilight will be more receptive.
- >You scooch over to Twilight's side.
- "Anon, please don't take the book again..."
- >You weren't planning on it.
- >You reach for her a-
- "So, wanna help me study? For really now?"
- >Uh, sure.
- >Twilight reads you and Applejack something on... DNA replication?
- >Adenine, Guanine, Cytosine, Thymine.
- >The Gurren Lagann generals?
- "Anon..."
- >What?
- >That's quality programming right there.
- >Twilight keeps going, asking questions about RNA and sequences.
- >You don't speak Latin, so... yeah...
- >Why did you come here again?
- >AJ stares harder at the book.
- >Is she getting it?
- "A little. Ah just need ta study more, that's all."
- >It's not like she's been grumbling over the book for the last few minutes.
- >And to think, you could've been fingering her instead right now.
- >That bitch doesn't have her priorities straight.
- "Anon, read me that?"
- >Uh, sure.
- >[Generic Biology question]
- "[Generic Biology answer]"
- >Wow, she got that right.
- >Not that you're surprised.
- >Applejack got it wrong, but laughs it off.
- "Ah gotta git somethin' from mah old room. Ah'll be right back."
- >Twilight silently acknowledges AJ.
- >Such focus.
- >Applejack swiftly exits the room.
- >She's totally not upset right now.
- A. Applejack
- B. Bizness
- C. Leave
- >You approach Twilight with caution.
- >The creature in her natural habitat...
- >So... what's new with Celestia?
- "Anon, please, I don't have time to chat."
- >Why not? It's just a question.
- >Twilight rolls her eyes.
- "Why do you always ask that? It's not like I like her or anything."
- >Yeah, right.
- "Anon, really. Celestia is just..."
- >Just what?
- >You never thought Twilight would swing that way.
- >Sure, there was Shining Armor, but you saw how that went down.
- >Talk about gaydar.
- "Anon! That's not funny."
- >You jest, you jest.
- >But Twilight could always... prove it.
- "W-what?"
- >She knows what you're talking about.
- >You've tried it before.
- "You mean... with me?"
- >Yep.
- "But... But the test, and Applejack will come back..."
- >She's not here right now.
- >You lean in again.
- >You can almost hear Twilight panicking.
- "A-Anon, I... um..."
- >You move in closer.
- >This time you keep your eyes closed.
- >You're not in the mood to see her blowfish impression again.
- >Twilight starts to move in, and...
- >It's just a light tender press on the lips, but she pulls back, smiling and blushing.
- "I... um... I really need to study, Anon..."
- A. Continue
- B. Study
- C. Leave
- D. Applejack
- >You take Twilight's book...
- >And throw it over the side of the bed.
- >Twilight gasps.
- >It's not like you killed a baby or anything..,
- "Anon, please, I-"
- >It's hard to talk with a tongue in your mouth.
- >...
- >With someone elses tongue in your mouth.
- >Twilight's learning something new everyday.
- >You press your lips against hers a little harder than the previous one.
- >Your hand finds its way to her waist, tugging at the bottom of her top wut to pull it off.
- >Twilight pulls away again...
- "What about Applejack? She could come in at any second..."
- >And any hesitation that she may have had, you quickly demolish with your next kiss.
- >Kisses turn into caresses. You get a nice handful of smartboobs.
- >She gasps slightly at the forwardness, but you quickly reassure her with a comforting embrace.
- >No spagetting tonight.
- But the pasta...
- >Twilight breaks away and starts to unbutton her shirt.
- >You follow suit, then your pants follow your shirt.
- >Dat blush.
- >You get Twilight on the bed, continuing the kiss.
- >She breaks the kiss one more time.
- >Dammit, Twilight...
- "A-Anon... aren't we going too far?"
- >Why?
- >Is she nervous?
- >Twilight blushes, nodding.
- "I've... I've never done this before..."
- >Whoa, Derpy-alert.
- >This could be interesting/hot/messy.
- >You kiss her again and start playing with her cat.
- >Softly at first, then a little faster.
- >Slow and steady never won any races.
- "A-Anon... that's... Hnnn..."
- The ~'s are out of season
- >Time for the main event.
- >Hopefully no one crashes the party.
- >You press against her, causing another brief moan.
- "Please... be gently with me... senpai..."
- >Wow.doge
- >You feel first contact. Nice and warm. It should be a nice easy slide in...
- >Yup. Easy.
- >You give her a reassuring kiss.
- >She looks uncomfortable.
- >Too bad you're not.
- >Sympathy is for the weak... and the devil.
- >You take it slow, because, like, virgin rules.
- >Virgin airlines was never known for its speed.
- "Mm... Anon..."
- >Twilight can barely contain herself right now, no matter how hard you try to silence her moans with some extra kisses.
- >Good thing Applejack's definitely not outside that door, listening to this whole thing.
- >That would be TRAGIC.
- >Her arms wrap around you as you pick up speed, in rhythm with the music in your head.
- >We are men... typhoon... dark side...
- >Great sex music, obviously.
- >Ron Jeremy can learn a thing or two from you.
- >She lets out another moan in your mouth as you feel her give for the last time.
- >You could cum inside, but... senpai...
- >This isn't Japan, so... no.
- >You pull out, letting it out on her stomach.
- >Free moisturizer!
- >You wanna stay and cuddle naked for a bit, and so does she.
- >But she has to study.
- "But Anon... we just... I..."
- >You're kidding.
- >You get up to lock her door.
- >Probably should've done that in the first place.
- >Twilight pulls you in close when you get back.
- "T-thanks Anon... I'm glad my first time was with you... Senpai"
- >Er... right.
- >What's that knocking?
- >You get up gently, not wanting to wake up Twilight.
- "Twilight? Anon? Ya'll alright in there?"
- >You forgot about Applejack.
- >Well, actually, you didn't.
- >Thank God for locked doors.
- "Twilight, we got ta git ta the final right now!"
- >Well, in that case...
- >You shake the naked girl.
- >Twilight! Final! Now!
- "What?!"
- >Twilight jumps to attention.
- >She's totally ready.
- "Oh no! I should've studied! I'm not ready!"
- >She goes around the room, picking up her clothes and brushing her hair.
- >Um, how about the chemistry book?
- "Right! Thanks Anon!"
- >She fixes her clothes and heads for the door.
- >Hey, Twilight!
- "Yes, Anon?"
- >Good luck.
- >You're now alone in the room.
- >Well, half naked, in the room.
- >You look at the clock.
- >It's almost 3:00
- >Good thing Twilight didn't notice she missed the lab.
- >That would've been... awkward.
- >You grab your stuff.
- >The room is a bit too... purple... for your taste.
- >You leave the room, and almost run into Pinkamena.
- >Uh, hey?
- "Oh. Hi Anon."
- >Not "hello".
- >She must be feeling better.
- >Is she going to class?
- >Pinkamena nods.
- "I heard that the final in Psychology is today. I can't miss that."
- >...
- >It's... today?
- >Pinkamena nods again.
- >Shit.
- A. Class
- B. Gym
- C. Dorm
- >Well, now you're obligated to go to class.
- >It's not like Discord would let you retake the final like he did the midterm.
- >Because, end of the quarter, and stuff.
- >You start the walk to class with Pinkamena.
- >Is she... ready for this?
- "For... what?"
- >The final.
- "I think so. Professor Discord helped me review when I was in the hospital."
- >Oh, really?
- >That guy really is a bro.
- >How is she... emotionally?
- "Are you talking about yesterday?"
- >Well, sorta.
- >You didn't mean to get her upset.
- "I know you didn't. I... overreacted."
- >Pinkamena frowns.
- "I... I didn't mean to mess everything up..."
- >You stop for a second.
- >Pinkamena keeps walking, silently and sadly.
- >You... need to help her.
- "Well, if it isn't my two favorite students!"
- >Discord shakes your hand, and picks up Pinkie.
- >Pinkie gives him a slight smile, more confused than happy.
- "I'm glad to see you back in class. If you need help with the test, feel free to ask."
- >Oh, why tha-
- "Not you! Pinkie Pie!"
- "It's... Pinkamena."
- >Discord nods.
- >You and Pinkamena take seats in the front.
- >Discord comes around with the papers.
- >You've got this.
- "Good luck students! And remember. There's no such thing as a wrong answer."
- >Discord goes to the door of the classroom and takes a step out.
- "Only, how far you'll go to get the answer."
- >With that he leaves.
- >Strange, but insightful.
- >You look at the test.
- >It's... easy enough.
- >A few things you're not sure about, but nothing so bad.
- >What was that about "how you get the answer"...?
- >Pinkamena's not really opposed to you looking over her shoulder.
- >Or maybe she is.
- >You just can't tell anymore...
- >Discord comes back a few minutes after you finish
- "Everyone hand in their papers! That's it!"
- >A few people groan.
- >They obviously didn't have a depressed ex-party girl on their side.
- "Thank you all for joining me this quarter. I hope you had as much fun as I did!"
- >This is the last psych class...
- >As you start to leave, Discord pulls you
- aside.
- "Anonymous, I must say, you've really impressed me this year."
- >R-really senpai?
- >Discord rolls his eyes.
- "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going."
- >What?!
- "I'm joking."
- >He hands you an envelope.
- "I want you to have this."
- >But... why?
- "I think you've earned it. You weren't my best student..."
- >Thanks...
- "But you were the most entertaining."
- >Oh, thanks!
- "And did you see what I was paying you? You totally deserve this."
- >You shake Discord's hand and put the envelope in your bag.
- >You're gonna miss that man...
- >You catch up to Pinkamena on your way back.
- "How did you find the test?"
- >It was easy.
- >Thanks to her.
- "Oh. You cheated?"
- >Uh, sorta.
- "I don't mind. As long as you got by somehow."
- >Well, thanks.
- >You walk with her in silence for a bit.
- >Eventually, the two of you reach the girls hall.
- >Well, this is it.
- "Yes. Good night."
- >You turn for a second, only to go back and give her a hug.
- >She doesn't push you away this time.
- >You let go and head back to the dorms.
- >Yeah... it is a good night.
- End Day 46+
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