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CanterU: 42+ Sunday

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Welcome to CanterU: The Final 8+
The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
Yesterday with posts: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/14411950
"Anon, wake up!"
>Wha-what?
"Anon, help me!"
>You get up.
>For some reason, you're lying on grass.
>And Rainbow Dash is being carried away by a rather large man.
>Is that Blueblood?
>God dammit...
"Anon, help!"
>Rainbow doesn't usually ask for help.
>Something's off.
>Other than the fact that Blueblood's back.
"Anon!"
A. Explore
B. Help Rainbow
>You slowly get up and start running after Rainbow.
>Rainbow and her captor disappear over a hill.
>O...K...
>You run up, and see an endless world of grass.
>Uh, what?
>Oh, right.
>You're still asleep.
>Makes as much sense as Rainbow asking for help.
>You look around for Rainbow, but she's gone.
>Dream Rainbow can probably handle herself.
>You start to look around.
>As you walk, the ground gets slightly... awkward.
>Like, dimensionally awkward.
>Things start shifting and turning pink.
>Wait, pink?
>The ground starts moving up, taking you with it.
>It forms a head...
>Pinkie's head.
"Hiya Nonny!"
>Oh, hey Pink-
"A... Anon...?"
>Pinkie changes into her most recent appearance...
>Damn your subconscious.
>Pinkamena grabs you with her fingers and starts lifting you up.
>To her mouth.
>Wait, don'-
>Well, now you know why they call it a cold sweat.
>You roll out of bed and gather your things.
>Spike's already out and about.
>Probably.
>What time is it anyway?
>Almost 12:00
>You've never really been a light sleeper.
A. Sleep more
B. Food
C. Shower
>You need to relax.
>Dreams are so... odd
>You could ask a girl what it means, but they'd probably tell you about your horoscope.
>You grab your shower stuff and go off.
>Shining Armor's inside.
>Weird how you almost never see him outside the shower room.
"Hey Anon. What's good?"
>You fist him hard and pick a shower head.
"That was a nice party Thursday, am I right?"
>He's right.
>You thought it was really fun.
>Manhunt was definitely the highlight of the evening.
"Where did you hide anyway?"
>In the trees, man.
>Their in the trees...
"That's smart. I told the guys to look up, but I guess, like, human nature or something."
>Cadance would probably know about that.
"Cadance? You know Cadance?"
>Yeah.
>She's really cool.
>Knowledgeable.
>Heart of gold.
>.The works.
"Dude, I've been dating her for, like, a week now."
>Seriously?
>Good for him.
>Twilight's nice, but the clingyness would kill you.
"Yeah... Twilight's been watching me."
>Stalking the better word?
"Yeah..."
>He should talk to her.
"I asked Cadance. She said Twilight would get over it eventually, or find someone else."
>You'd help him, but you're occupied with your own relationship troubles.
"Trouble in Appledise?"
>Sorta.
>You have an open relationship now.
>Or you're not together anymore.
>It's something.
>But Applejack seems reluctant to let you go.
>He nods and washes out his hair.
"Well, if you need help, just shoot me a text. Or, better yet, Cadance. She's always good with this stuff."
>You'll keep it in mind.
>Shining leaves just as you start rinsing your hair.
>Maybe you should talk to Applejack.
>Because, like, Anon handles his problems on his own.
>But you're friends are always willing to help.
>...
>You'll keep it in mind.
>You gather your stuff together and head back to the room.
>Quick change!
>Now you're ready to go.
>As you walk into the lobby, you spot Octavia and Lyra talking.
>And you're phone starts vibrating.
Twilight: Final on Tuesday. Physics.
>She's totally nervous.
A. Study
B. Octi/Lyra
C. Gym
>You wave to Octavia and Lyra as you head off.
>You can talk to them later.
>But right now, you really should study for physics.
>You walk up to the girls hall, but...
>Wait, Lyra was just with Octavia...
>Are you locked out?
Twilight (Open Girls door?): Give me a minute
>You wait outside for five.
>At that point, Lyra's already appeared.
>Ready for her to do her job?
"Hey Anon. Weren't you just in the lobby?"
>Wasn't she?
"True."
>She opens it for you.
>Twilight's door isn't even cracked.
>You open it slowly.
>Purple Smart is reading a book at the desk, flipping through the pages so fast Sanic would be jealous.
>Uh, hey?
>She turns around.
>Dem dark circles...
"Oh, hi Anon. I was... I was just about to get you the door... I mean open the door for you."
>Uh, right...
>You look at the bed.
>The sheets look so neat and clean.
>In other words, untouched.
>Has she been sleeping?
"Of course I have. The body needs sleep."
>You push a paper off her bed.
>Could she pick that up for you?
>Twilight reaches over for it, causing her chair to tip over.
>You grab it before she falls.
>Twilight...
"W-what? I need to study, Anon. I'm worried..."
>About?
"Finals. What if I don't do good?"
>She's Twilight Sparkle.
>When has she ever done terribly?
"I... I could do better..."
>You're sorry that a 4.0 GPA isn't good enough for her.
"But Anon, what if I fail?"
>She won't.
>If she did, you'd be the queen of hearts.
>She's read Through the Looking Glass, right?
>Probably...
>You take her in her arms and carry her over to her bed.
"A-Anon, I really need to study..."
>Nope.
>Health comes first.
>You know a certain intern who could back you up on that.
>You roll the sheets back and tuck her in.
"Anon, I-"
>Shh...
>No tears.
>Only dreams now.
>Quite literally a few seconds later, Twilight's asleep.
>Either Rarity's been giving her acting lessons, or she really was that tired.
>Imagine if you hadn't gone back out to study...
>Freshman: Death by studying.
>Classic headlines.
>You quietly close the door behind you.
"Oh, Anonymous!"
>Rarity?
>Hey girl, what's up.
>She notices your cat-like stance.
"Why are you sneaking off? What were you doing in there?"
>Nothing at all...
>Just helping Twilight with something.
"Oh, okay then."
>Rarity goes to open the door.
>Oh, and one more thing...
>She's really tired.
"You must've been extremely busy in there..."
>She gives a wink and heads inside.
>Weird...
A. Pinkamena
B. Rain and Shyne
C. Dorm
D. Gym
>You head over to Rainbow's.
>Is she in?
"Anon? That you, dude?"
>Yep, she's here.
>You hear footsteps and a few barks.
"Alright, I heard you the first time..."
>Rainbow opens the door.
>Just a long shirt.
>Late night?
"Yeah. There was a party last night for the soccer team."
>Wait, and you weren't invited?
"It was strictly the soccer team. One of the players was in a sorority, one thing led to another..."
>Oh, you get it.
>Just make sure that you get invited next time, okay Rainbow?
"Sure thing, dude."
>You lets you inside.
>She just got up.
"Yeah. The dog barking about something. Probably food."
>Yeah, dogs are pretty annoying.
"You don't have to live with one..."
>Right...
>Fluttershy still doesn't want to give her away, does she?
"Not at all. She starts tearing up even thinking about that sorta thing."
>Dammit Fluttershy.
>She's only gonna get herself in more trouble...
A. Bizness
B. Business
C. Dog
D. Leave
>You take a seat on her bed.
>Rainbow heads into the bathroom.
>She comes out a few minutes later, reeking of strawberries and minty freshness.
>Morning breath: resolved.
"So, you talk to Applejack yet?"
>Not at all.
>She probably isn't even coming to CU today.
>Spending her weekends working the farm...
>That's admirable.
Yet she's called worst pone
"I wish I could help her, y'know? But the money..."
>Hey, she's making it.
>You're just glad she can stay for the rest of the quarter.
"Yeah."
>Rainbow shuffles her feet a little.
"So, who's helping you out?"
>With... Applejack?
"No, dude. I mean, with, like..."
>She points down.
>Is your fly open?
>No.
>Oh, wait...
>Helping you with THAT?
>Rainbow laughs.
"What else, dude? It's not like you're getting any from Applejack anymore."
>True...
"How are you getting your relief, nowadays?"
>You... had an experience on Friday...
"Wait, what? Really?"
>Yeah.
"Who was it?"
>It was Femmy.
"Who?"
>She's an old friend who visited for the game on Friday.
"I think Applejack mentioned something about her."
>Seriously?
>Apparently Femmy's hints about Applejack weren't in vain.
"You should really be careful with who you do stuff with, Anon. Applejack might be... y'know..."
>What?
"Nothing..."
>She looks down, but then gives you that infamously sly smile.
"So, who else you bang?"
>No one else, really.
>Sure, some people have been on your mind-
"Oh really? Like who?"
>Like that's her bizness.
"C'mon dude. Tell me."
>Your mind flashes back to some time ago.
>Back when you fingered Rainbow...
"W-what?"
>Why not Rainbow?
>She did say she was into the idea of Friends-With-Benefits.
>You get up slowly.
"Well, yeah. I'm not against it, but still..."
>You walk towards her.
>You and Rainbow could always do stuff, right?
>Rainbow blushes, and punches your arm.
"Anon... really... I don't thin-"
>She doesn't say another word.
>Or rather, she can't.
>Because it's hard talking when someone's kissing you.
>You run your fingers through her hair as you take in that strawberry scent.
>Jesus, Fem- Rainbow...
>Rainbow wraps one arm around you, but the other arm presses against your chest.
>*pushes.
>She... doesn't want it?
>You stop for a moment.
"Anon, I... look, we should talk about this..."
A. Listen
B. Keep going
C. Leave
>What's wrong, gurl?
"Dude, I'm not against us... you know..."
>She blushes again.
>Who knew she'd be like Fluttershy when it comes to this stuff?
"Shut up. I'm not like her at all..."
>She forgot to say baka.
>But, really, continue.
"Look, before we do anything like this, I think you should really clear things up with Applejack."
>Wait, what?
>Why?
"Because she still loves you, dude. Even though it's open or whatever you two are now, she still wants to wait for you."
>But you told her that it wouldn't work for that long.
>Waiting a whole quarter...
>That's what she wants?
"I don't know, dude. Maybe. All I know is that she still wants you."
>AJ's not willing to move on, is she?
>Rainbow shakes her head.
"It looks that way..."
>Applejack...
>You gather your stuff and head towards the door.
"Wait, Anon."
>Yeah, Rainbow?
"Just try not to be such a dick about it, okay?"
>Okay, mom.
>Rainbow fists you and sends you on your way.
>Well, it wasn't a complete waste...
A. Another room
B. Food
C. Outside
D. Other GH
>You head out to the dining hall.
>Hunger is always the enemy.
>You join the line of your fellow students.
>Bananas: check
>Milk: check
>Cereal: wynaut?
>You take a seat at an empty table.
>Edgy and alone.
>Since when did CU become high school?
"Hey, you! You're eating alone?"
>Who's that?
"Derpy, silly. Who else?"
>You feel familiar arms smother you in a hug.
>She takes a seat next to you.
"Did you see the game on Friday?"
>Yeah.
>Derpy did really well, no lie.
>She blushes a little bit.
"Thanks, Anon."
>She takes a sip of her lemonade.
>Yfw lemonade in Fall.
"I didn't see you at the after party, though..."
>You were... preoccupied.
"Oh yeah? With what?"
>You were helping a friend get some relief.
>That's your story, and you're sticking to it.
"Well, I've missed you. I feel like I haven't seen you in forever."
>Well, yeah.
>Anon cannot please all his wenches.
"Er, right."
A. Business
B. Gym
C. Dorm
>Derpy takes one of your bananas and peels it open.
>Hey, that's your foo-
>Well, you can't complain with her sucking on it.
>That's a weird way to eat a banana, but hey...
>Dinner and a show.
>#collegelife
>Derpy laughs and bites down on the fruit.
>You cringe slightly.
"So, you have any plans for the day?"
>You pick up your fork.
>Or, you try to...
>HNNNGH!
>You can't... You can't do it...
>You should visit the gym.
"Oh, really? I was headed there too."
>Shocker.
>You throw out the rest of your food.
>Those children in Africa can go through your garbage if they're starving so much.
>Derpy runs along beside you as you head to the gym.
"Ready to go?"
>Ready as you'll ever be.
"One more, Anon! Let's go!"
>You manage not to pop a muscle or two and put the weight back.
>Man, you needed this.
"Good job, Anon!"
>She slaps your sweat covered back.
>Derpy did pretty good, too.
"Showers?"
>Yep.
>The two of you head downstairs.
>She puts a towel up to cover herself as she strips down.
>You thought she'd WANT you to see her naked...
>But beggars can't be choosers, right?
>Or something like that.
"See you in a bit, Anon..."
>She heads into the girls shower.
>You do likewise, but for the opposite gender.
>Still colder than the 9th circle of hell.
A. Girls shower
B. Listen through the wall
C. Shower alone
>You turn the shower to it's hottest setting.
>The icicles on your body haven't started melting though...
>Only one thing can make this shower worthwhile...
>You press your ear against the wall dividing the shower rooms.
>It's amazing how you haven't picked up an ear infection yet.
>So, what's Derpy doing...?
"...should just tell him how I feel, but..."
>Static.
>Really, wall static?
>Besides the fact Derpy's talking to herself.. wtf?
>You tune back in.
"...sure, he's with her, but still..."
>She sounds conflicted.
"...and the look, and you've changed so much. Why can't you tell..."
>Hmm...
>It doesn't take detective mode to figure out who she's talking about.
>But she knows Applejack and you are...
>No longer "together"...
A. Shower
B. Go over there
C. Leave
>This frozen water is too much to bare.
>You turn it off and head out.
>Surely Derpy won't mind a shower partner.
>You knock on the girls' door.
"Anon, you want in?"
>Sure.
"They still didn't fix the A.C.?"
>Uh... no.
>No they did not.
>Derpy opens the door, keeping her eyes shut.
>As if she didn't want this package anyway...
"Why can't you ever use your own shower room?"
>Because you miss Derpy too much.
"S-Shut up..."
>You can't miss that blush.
>You take a bar of soap and get to scrubbing.
>Gotta get clean.
>Derpy's glances make it harder to keep everything... private.
>Can't she just admit that she likes you or something?
>Nah, that'd be no fun.
>Teasing her about it is the Anon way.
>Or at least letting her emotions get the best of her.
>How... cruel.
A. business
B. bizness
C. leave
>You move a little closer to Derpy.
>Those nicely placed soap bubbles are pretty helpful.
"Anon, what are you doing?"
>Moving closer.
>Obviously.
"D-Do you mind? I'm trying to shower here..."
>Nope.
>And that wasn't a real complaint.
>Her eyes were... eyeing your soap covered dick the whole time.
>Probably since she can't stare at your ass anymore.
"S-Shut up. I wasn't s-staring..."
>Yes she was.
>You move a little closer to Derpy.
"Y'know, I might just have to take that thing, if you keep messin' with me."
>Take your thing?
>That sounds... semi-pleasurable...
"That's not what I meant... I... uh... dammit, I'm no good at flirting."
>You laugh and rinse off.
>She doesn't need to try flirting.
>She could always just, like, be honest with herself.
"About... you?"
>Uh... sure.
>Just do whatever she feels is right.
>Maybe the answer will come from that...
"I... uh..."
>She moves in close.
"Anon... I... um..."
>The words never come out.
>Putting her lips on yours is good enough.
>It's... pretty passionate.
>You can feel her longing...
>And if this is how she wants to express it, then so be it,
>You pull her in closer and continue the kiss.
>Surprisingly, she breaks first.
"Anon, I... I'm sorry! I know you're with AJ, and... and..."
>She grabs her stuff and runs.
>Christ...
A. After Derpy
B. Dorm
C. Food
D. Jerk it
>You grab a towel and dry off.
>You can't let Derpy get to far.
>You throw it into tour bag and out on some shorts.
>Screw the shirt.
>Upstairs and to the lobby...
>Anyone see a girl, about yea tall, blonde hair, weird eyes...?
"I think she was heading to the girls dorms."
>Thank you, random citizen.
>You run on over.
>Lyra's there.
>Totally unexpected...
>Didn't you just see... screw it.
>Open, now, please!
"Okay, okay!"
>Did Derpy run by here?
"Uh, I think so..."
>Thanks.
>You head on over to Derpy's room.
>The door's slightly open.
>You can see her on the bed, face buried in pillows.
>Derpy...
A. go inside
B. another room
C. dorm
>Screw knocking.
>Derpy, you'r-
>You dodge a pillow.
>That was close.
"A-Anon, just... just go away!"
>You can't just leave her like this.
>It's sorta your fault for instigating it...
"No, Anon. This is... it's my fault."
>Why would she say that?
"I... You told me that Applejack was the one you wanted, that I could find someone else..."
>She could.
>They wouldn't be as amazing as you, granted...
>Derpy wipes a tear.
"That's exactly it, Anon... There isn't anybody else."
>C'mon, Derpy, there's gotta be at least on-
"It's not even about my eyes anymore, Anon. Guys just don't like me... And you're always there, and all that stuff from before..."
>You hand her a tissue.
"Anon, I-I really tried. I tried to stop liking you, really. But you're just so... There's really no one else I ever liked so much."
>She puts on a smile, shining through the tears.
"I mean, I really thought changing my attitude and working out would get you to like me, but... I-I guess I was wrong..."
>You hand her another tissue.
>She needs it.
A. comfort her
B. bizness
c. leave
>You move in close to Derpy and kiss her.
>Derpy... needs a release.
>Eapecially from her feelings for you.
>Maybe you can... help her along...
>You put your arms around her and keep going.
>She doesn't stop you this time.
>Maybe because of her feelings, maybe because she's so mixed up inside she can't.
>Hell, maybe even both.
>But you'll do your best to make her forgetfor a minute.
>You break the kiss and look at Derpy.
>She's a little shocked.
>Definitely surprised.
>And the blushing is super cute.
>Kawaii-boner induced.
Oni-chan!
"A-Anon... what're doing? What about Applejack?"
>You're not with her anymore?
>Derpy's eyes glow, and for a split second, you see her smile.
"R-really?"
>Yeah.
>Things are a little complicated now...
"I'm... I'm sorry to hear that..."
>It's okay.
>It's not like it's Derpy's fault or anything.
mfw Derpy's family owns the bank
>You go in for another kiss, but Derpy stops you this time.
"A-Anon, do you... do you really want me? Do you like me an' everything?"
>You... uh...
A. Yes
B. No
C. Maybe
>S-Sorta...
>Derpy's really cute and fun to hang out with.
>But you're not so sure she's the kind of girl you'd date.
>i.e. your type.
"Oh..."
>Derpy looks down to the floor.
>Hey, don't be like that.
>You'd still love to do this with her.
"Do... what?"
>You give her another kiss.
>It's just you and Derpy.
>That's what she wanted, right?
>She blushes and looks at her feet.
"So... um... what now, Anon?"
>Well, that sports bra could come off...
>Derpy smiles and blushes a little more.
>You help her take it off.
>She sorta covers herself as you do it.
>You've seen her boobs before.
>Like, 10 minutes ago.
"I know, b-but... still... I..."
>You kiss her again and grab her tits.
>She gives a little squeal as you do it.
>Boner 30%
>Derpy lets your hands move a little lower.
>Lower...
>Lower...
"A-Anon..."
>You keep the kiss going.
>Derpy's getting into it.
"A-Anon, can I... um..."
>Yeah?
"Can I s-suck..."
>She can't even get the words out.
>Either inexperienced, or just really cute.
>You get on the bed while Derpy gets into position.
>She's done this before, right?
"I... um... sure..."
>This should be fun.
>Derpy licks the head a few times before taking the whole thing in her mouth.
>It's actually decent.
>Considering it's her first time st all.
>Hopefully she doesn't start deep-throating...
>A few minutes later, she starts taking off her shorts
>Is she ready?
"I think so."
>She sounds determined.
>Boner 70%
>She holds your dick up so she can slide down.
>Easy there, girl.
"Ah..."
>This isn't her first time too, is it?
>Derpy winces as she slides your dick in, nodding slightly.
>Oh wow...
>She takes it slow at first, breathing heavily as she gets used to new sensations.
>Hopefully you're not hurting her.
>Because you care about your partner's body, apparently.
>Derpy shakes her head.
>You're doing something right.
>Soon she starts moving faster, her body starting to match your movements.
>Not much work for you to do, but still...
>Derpy leans against your chest with her hands, letting her hips do the work.
>She's gotten... surprisingly good at this...
"I... ohh... I have... a great part...partner..."
>You can feel her getting tighter.
>Or maybe that's just you.
>You're getting close...
"A-Anon, I... I..."
>You bring Derpy in for a kiss as you pull out.
>Don't want any cross-eyed babies.
>You break the kiss, only to see tears coming from her face.
>Not again...
"Sorry Anon. I... I just..."
>She hugs you and gives you another kiss.
"Thank you, Anon."
End Day 42+
End Day 42+
>Derpy's sure you can stay the night?
"Yeah. Cloud Kicker is out at a party... I think."
>"I think"
>Probably better for you to go back to your own dorm.
"Are you sure?"
>Positively positive.
>Derpy gives you a kiss as you head out the door.
"I'll... I'll see you tomorrow, alright?"
>Nothing clingy detected.
>You'll text her later.
Derpy rapport up!
Rainbow rapport up!
Twilight rapport up!
Twilight's stressed
Rainbow is slightly interested...
You sexed Derpy

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Welcome to CanterU: The Final 8+

The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
Yesterday with posts: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/14411950

"Anon, wake up!"
>Wha-what?
"Anon, help me!"
>You get up.
>For some reason, you're lying on grass.
>And Rainbow Dash is being carried away by a rather large man.
>Is that Blueblood?
>God dammit...
"Anon, help!"
>Rainbow doesn't usually ask for help.
>Something's off.
>Other than the fact that Blueblood's back.
"Anon!"

A. Explore
B. Help Rainbow

>You slowly get up and start running after Rainbow.
>Rainbow and her captor disappear over a hill.
>O...K...
>You run up, and see an endless world of grass.
>Uh, what?
>Oh, right.
>You're still asleep.
>Makes as much sense as Rainbow asking for help.
>You look around for Rainbow, but she's gone.
>Dream Rainbow can probably handle herself.
>You start to look around.
>As you walk, the ground gets slightly... awkward.
>Like, dimensionally awkward.
>Things start shifting and turning pink.
>Wait, pink?
>The ground starts moving up, taking you with it.
>It forms a head...
>Pinkie's head.
"Hiya Nonny!"
>Oh, hey Pink-
"A... Anon...?"
>Pinkie changes into her most recent appearance...
>Damn your subconscious.
>Pinkamena grabs you with her fingers and starts lifting you up.
>To her mouth.
>Wait, don'-
>Well, now you know why they call it a cold sweat.
>You roll out of bed and gather your things.
>Spike's already out and about.
>Probably.
>What time is it anyway?
>Almost 12:00
>You've never really been a light sleeper.

A. Sleep more
B. Food
C. Shower

>You need to relax.
>Dreams are so... odd
>You could ask a girl what it means, but they'd probably tell you about your horoscope.
>You grab your shower stuff and go off.
>Shining Armor's inside.
>Weird how you almost never see him outside the shower room.
"Hey Anon. What's good?"
>You fist him hard and pick a shower head.
"That was a nice party Thursday, am I right?"
>He's right.
>You thought it was really fun.
>Manhunt was definitely the highlight of the evening.
"Where did you hide anyway?"
>In the trees, man.
>Their in the trees...
"That's smart. I told the guys to look up, but I guess, like, human nature or something."
>Cadance would probably know about that.
"Cadance? You know Cadance?"
>Yeah.
>She's really cool.
>Knowledgeable. 
>Heart of gold.
>.The works.
"Dude, I've been dating her for, like, a week now."
>Seriously?
>Good for him.
>Twilight's nice, but the clingyness would kill you.
"Yeah... Twilight's been watching me."
>Stalking the better word?
"Yeah..."
>He should talk to her.
"I asked Cadance. She said Twilight would get over it eventually, or find someone else."
>You'd help him, but you're occupied with your own relationship troubles.
"Trouble in Appledise?"
>Sorta.
>You have an open relationship now.
>Or you're not together anymore.
>It's something.
>But Applejack seems reluctant to let you go.
>He nods and washes out his hair.
"Well, if you need help, just shoot me a text. Or, better yet, Cadance. She's always good with this stuff."
>You'll keep it in mind.
>Shining leaves just as you start rinsing your hair.
>Maybe you should talk to Applejack.
>Because, like, Anon handles his problems on his own.
>But you're friends are always willing to help.
>...
>You'll keep it in mind.
>You gather your stuff together and head back to the room.
>Quick change!
>Now you're ready to go.
>As you walk into the lobby, you spot Octavia and Lyra talking.
>And you're phone starts vibrating.
Twilight: Final on Tuesday. Physics.
>She's totally nervous.

A. Study
B. Octi/Lyra
C. Gym

>You wave to Octavia and Lyra as you head off.
>You can talk to them later.
>But right now, you really should study for physics.
>You walk up to the girls hall, but...
>Wait, Lyra was just with Octavia...
>Are you locked out?
Twilight (Open Girls door?): Give me a minute
>You wait outside for five.
>At that point, Lyra's already appeared.
>Ready for her to do her job?
"Hey Anon. Weren't you just in the lobby?"
>Wasn't she?
"True."
>She opens it for you.
>Twilight's door isn't even cracked.
>You open it slowly.
>Purple Smart is reading a book at the desk, flipping through the pages so fast Sanic would be jealous.
>Uh, hey?
>She turns around.
>Dem dark circles...
"Oh, hi Anon. I was... I was just about to get you the door... I mean open the door for you."
>Uh, right...
>You look at the bed.
>The sheets look so neat and clean.
>In other words, untouched.
>Has she been sleeping?
"Of course I have. The body needs sleep."
>You push a paper off her bed.
>Could she pick that up for you?
>Twilight reaches over for it, causing her chair to tip over.
>You grab it before she falls.
>Twilight...
"W-what? I need to study, Anon. I'm worried..."
>About?
"Finals. What if I don't do good?"
>She's Twilight Sparkle.
>When has she ever done terribly?
"I... I could do better..."
>You're sorry that a 4.0 GPA isn't good enough for her.
"But Anon, what if I fail?"
>She won't.
>If she did, you'd be the queen of hearts.
>She's read Through the Looking Glass, right?
>Probably...
>You take her in her arms and carry her over to her bed.
"A-Anon, I really need to study..."
>Nope.
>Health comes first.
>You know a certain intern who could back you up on that.
>You roll the sheets back and tuck her in.
"Anon, I-"
>Shh...
>No tears.
>Only dreams now.
>Quite literally a few seconds later, Twilight's asleep.
>Either Rarity's been giving her acting lessons, or she really was that tired.
>Imagine if you hadn't gone back out to study...
>Freshman: Death by studying.
>Classic headlines.
>You quietly close the door behind you.
"Oh, Anonymous!"
>Rarity?
>Hey girl, what's up.
>She notices your cat-like stance.
"Why are you sneaking off? What were you doing in there?"
>Nothing at all...
>Just helping Twilight with something.
"Oh, okay then."
>Rarity goes to open the door.
>Oh, and one more thing...
>She's really tired.
"You must've been extremely busy in there..."
>She gives a wink and heads inside.
>Weird...

A. Pinkamena
B. Rain and Shyne
C. Dorm
D. Gym

>You head over to Rainbow's.
>Is she in?
"Anon? That you, dude?"
>Yep, she's here.
>You hear footsteps and a few barks.
"Alright, I heard you the first time..."
>Rainbow opens the door.
>Just a long shirt.
>Late night?
"Yeah. There was a party last night for the soccer team."
>Wait, and you weren't invited?
"It was strictly the soccer team. One of the players was in a sorority, one thing led to another..."
>Oh, you get it.
>Just make sure that you get invited next time, okay Rainbow?
"Sure thing, dude."
>You lets you inside.
>She just got up.
"Yeah. The dog barking about something. Probably food."
>Yeah, dogs are pretty annoying.
"You don't have to live with one..."
>Right...
>Fluttershy still doesn't want to give her away, does she?
"Not at all. She starts tearing up even thinking about that sorta thing."
>Dammit Fluttershy.
>She's only gonna get herself in more trouble...

A. Bizness
B. Business
C. Dog
D. Leave

>You take a seat on her bed.
>Rainbow heads into the bathroom.
>She comes out a few minutes later, reeking of strawberries and minty freshness.
>Morning breath: resolved.
"So, you talk to Applejack yet?"
>Not at all.
>She probably isn't even coming to CU today.
>Spending her weekends working the farm...
>That's admirable.
Yet she's called worst pone
"I wish I could help her, y'know? But the money..."
>Hey, she's making it.
>You're just glad she can stay for the rest of the quarter.
"Yeah."
>Rainbow shuffles her feet a little.
"So, who's helping you out?"
>With... Applejack?
"No, dude. I mean, with, like..."
>She points down.
>Is your fly open?
>No.
>Oh, wait...
>Helping you with THAT?
>Rainbow laughs.
"What else, dude? It's not like you're getting any from Applejack anymore."
>True...
"How are you getting your relief, nowadays?"
>You... had an experience on Friday...
"Wait, what? Really?"
>Yeah.
"Who was it?"
>It was Femmy.
"Who?"
>She's an old friend who visited for the game on Friday.
"I think Applejack mentioned something about her."
>Seriously?
>Apparently Femmy's hints about Applejack weren't in vain.
"You should really be careful with who you do stuff with, Anon. Applejack might be... y'know..."
>What?
"Nothing..."
>She looks down, but then gives you that infamously sly smile.
"So, who else you bang?"
>No one else, really.
>Sure, some people have been on your mind-
"Oh really? Like who?"
>Like that's her bizness.
"C'mon dude. Tell me."
>Your mind flashes back to some time ago.
>Back when you fingered Rainbow...
"W-what?"
>Why not Rainbow?
>She did say she was into the idea of Friends-With-Benefits.
>You get up slowly.
"Well, yeah. I'm not against it, but still..."
>You walk towards her.
>You and Rainbow could always do stuff, right?
>Rainbow blushes, and punches your arm.
"Anon... really... I don't thin-"
>She doesn't say another word.
>Or rather, she can't.
>Because it's hard talking when someone's kissing you.
>You run your fingers through her hair as you take in that strawberry scent.
>Jesus, Fem- Rainbow...
>Rainbow wraps one arm around you, but the other arm presses against your chest.
>*pushes.
>She... doesn't want it?
>You stop for a moment.
"Anon, I... look, we should talk about this..."

A. Listen
B. Keep going 
C. Leave

>What's wrong, gurl?
"Dude, I'm not against us... you know..."
>She blushes again.
>Who knew she'd be like Fluttershy when it comes to this stuff?
"Shut up. I'm not like her at all..."
>She forgot to say baka.
>But, really, continue.
"Look, before we do anything like this, I think you should really clear things up with Applejack."
>Wait, what?
>Why?
"Because she still loves you, dude. Even though it's open or whatever you two are now, she still wants to wait for you."
>But you told her that it wouldn't work for that long.
>Waiting a whole quarter...
>That's what she wants?
"I don't know, dude. Maybe. All I know is that she still wants you."
>AJ's not willing to move on, is she?
>Rainbow shakes her head.
"It looks that way..."
>Applejack...
>You gather your stuff and head towards the door.
"Wait, Anon."
>Yeah, Rainbow?
"Just try not to be such a dick about it, okay?"
>Okay, mom.
>Rainbow fists you and sends you on your way.
>Well, it wasn't a complete waste...

A. Another room
B. Food
C. Outside
D. Other GH

>You head out to the dining hall.
>Hunger is always the enemy.
>You join the line of your fellow students.
>Bananas: check
>Milk: check
>Cereal: wynaut?
>You take a seat at an empty table.
>Edgy and alone.
>Since when did CU become high school?
"Hey, you! You're eating alone?"
>Who's that?
"Derpy, silly. Who else?"
>You feel familiar arms smother you in a hug.
>She takes a seat next to you.
"Did you see the game on Friday?"
>Yeah.
>Derpy did really well, no lie.
>She blushes a little bit.
"Thanks, Anon."
>She takes a sip of her lemonade.
>Yfw lemonade in Fall.
"I didn't see you at the after party, though..."
>You were... preoccupied.
"Oh yeah? With what?"
>You were helping a friend get some relief.
>That's your story, and you're sticking to it.
"Well, I've missed you. I feel like I haven't seen you in forever."
>Well, yeah.
>Anon cannot please all his wenches.
"Er, right."

A. Business
B. Gym
C. Dorm

>Derpy takes one of your bananas and peels it open.
>Hey, that's your foo-
>Well, you can't complain with her sucking on it.
>That's a weird way to eat a banana, but hey...
>Dinner and a show.
>#collegelife
>Derpy laughs and bites down on the fruit.
>You cringe slightly.
"So, you have any plans for the day?"
>You pick up your fork.
>Or, you try to...
>HNNNGH!
>You can't... You can't do it...
>You should visit the gym.
"Oh, really? I was headed there too."
>Shocker.
>You throw out the rest of your food.
>Those children in Africa can go through your garbage if they're starving so much.
>Derpy runs along beside you as you head to the gym.
"Ready to go?"
>Ready as you'll ever be.

"One more, Anon! Let's go!"
>You manage not to pop a muscle or two and put the weight back.
>Man, you needed this.
"Good job, Anon!"
>She slaps your sweat covered back.
>Derpy did pretty good, too.
"Showers?"
>Yep.
>The two of you head downstairs.
>She puts a towel up to cover herself as she strips down.
>You thought she'd WANT you to see her naked...
>But beggars can't be choosers, right?
>Or something like that.
"See you in a bit, Anon..."
>She heads into the girls shower.
>You do likewise, but for the opposite gender.
>Still colder than the 9th circle of hell.

A. Girls shower
B. Listen through the wall
C. Shower alone

>You turn the shower to it's hottest setting.
>The icicles on your body haven't started melting though...
>Only one thing can make this shower worthwhile...
>You press your ear against the wall dividing the shower rooms.
>It's amazing how you haven't picked up an ear infection yet.
>So, what's Derpy doing...?
"...should just tell him how I feel, but..."
>Static.
>Really, wall static?
>Besides the fact Derpy's talking to herself.. wtf?
>You tune back in.
"...sure, he's with her, but still..."
>She sounds conflicted.
"...and the look, and you've changed so much. Why can't you tell..."
>Hmm...
>It doesn't take detective mode to figure out who she's talking about.
>But she knows Applejack and you are...
>No longer "together"...

A. Shower
B. Go over there
C. Leave

>This frozen water is too much to bare.
>You turn it off and head out.
>Surely Derpy won't mind a shower partner.
>You knock on the girls' door.
"Anon, you want in?"
>Sure.
"They still didn't fix the A.C.?"
>Uh... no. 
>No they did not.
>Derpy opens the door, keeping her eyes shut.
>As if she didn't want this package anyway...
"Why can't you ever use your own shower room?"
>Because you miss Derpy too much.
"S-Shut up..."
>You can't miss that blush.
>You take a bar of soap and get to scrubbing.
>Gotta get clean.
>Derpy's glances make it harder to keep everything... private.
>Can't she just admit that she likes you or something?
>Nah, that'd be no fun.
>Teasing her about it is the Anon way.
>Or at least letting her emotions get the best of her.
>How... cruel.

A. business
B. bizness
C. leave

>You move a little closer to Derpy.
>Those nicely placed soap bubbles are pretty helpful.
"Anon, what are you doing?"
>Moving closer.
>Obviously.
"D-Do you mind? I'm trying to shower here..."
>Nope. 
>And that wasn't a real complaint.
>Her eyes were... eyeing your soap covered dick the whole time.
>Probably since she can't stare at your ass anymore.
"S-Shut up. I wasn't s-staring..."
>Yes she was.
>You move a little closer to Derpy.
"Y'know, I might just have to take that thing, if you keep messin' with me."
>Take your thing?
>That sounds... semi-pleasurable...
"That's not what I meant... I... uh... dammit, I'm no good at flirting."
>You laugh and rinse off.
>She doesn't need to try flirting.
>She could always just, like, be honest with herself.
"About... you?"
>Uh... sure.
>Just do whatever she feels is right.
>Maybe the answer will come from that...
"I... uh..."
>She moves in close.
"Anon... I... um..."
>The words never come out.
>Putting her lips on yours is good enough.
>It's... pretty passionate.
>You can feel her longing...
>And if this is how she wants to express it, then so be it,
>You pull her in closer and continue the kiss.
>Surprisingly, she breaks first.
"Anon, I... I'm sorry! I know you're with AJ, and... and..."
>She grabs her stuff and runs.
>Christ...

A. After Derpy
B. Dorm
C. Food
D. Jerk it

>You grab a towel and dry off.
>You can't let Derpy get to far.
>You throw it into tour bag and out on some shorts.
>Screw the shirt.
>Upstairs and to the lobby...
>Anyone see a girl, about yea tall, blonde hair, weird eyes...?
"I think she was heading to the girls dorms."
>Thank you, random citizen.
>You run on over.
>Lyra's there.
>Totally unexpected...
>Didn't you just see... screw it.
>Open, now, please!
"Okay, okay!"
>Did Derpy run by here?
"Uh, I think so..."
>Thanks.
>You head on over to Derpy's room.
>The door's slightly open.
>You can see her on the bed, face buried in pillows.
>Derpy...

A. go inside
B. another room
C. dorm

>Screw knocking.
>Derpy, you'r-
>You dodge a pillow.
>That was close.
"A-Anon, just... just go away!"
>You can't just leave her like this.
>It's sorta your fault for instigating it...
"No, Anon. This is... it's my fault."
>Why would she say that?
"I... You told me that Applejack was the one you wanted, that I could find someone else..."
>She could.
>They wouldn't be as amazing as you, granted...
>Derpy wipes a tear.
"That's exactly it, Anon... There isn't anybody else."
>C'mon, Derpy, there's gotta be at least on-
"It's not even about my eyes anymore, Anon. Guys just don't like me... And you're always there, and all that stuff from before..."
>You hand her a tissue.
"Anon, I-I really tried. I tried to stop liking you, really. But you're just so... There's really no one else I ever liked so much."
>She puts on a smile, shining through the tears.
"I mean, I really thought changing my attitude and working out would get you to like me, but... I-I guess I was wrong..."
>You hand her another tissue.
>She needs it.

A. comfort her
B. bizness
c. leave

>You move in close to Derpy and kiss her.
>Derpy... needs a release.
>Eapecially from her feelings for you.
>Maybe you can... help her along...
>You put your arms around her and keep going. 
>She doesn't stop you this time.
>Maybe because of her feelings, maybe because she's so mixed up inside she can't.
>Hell, maybe even both.
>But you'll do your best to make her forgetfor a minute.
>You break the kiss and look at Derpy.
>She's a little shocked.
>Definitely surprised.
>And the blushing is super cute.
>Kawaii-boner induced.
Oni-chan!
"A-Anon... what're doing? What about Applejack?"
>You're not with her anymore?
>Derpy's eyes glow, and for a split second, you see her smile.
"R-really?"
>Yeah.
>Things are a little complicated now...
"I'm... I'm sorry to hear that..."
>It's okay.
>It's not like it's Derpy's fault or anything.
mfw Derpy's family owns the bank
>You go in for another kiss, but Derpy stops you this time.
"A-Anon, do you... do you really want me? Do you like me an' everything?"
>You... uh...

A. Yes
B. No
C. Maybe

>S-Sorta...
>Derpy's really cute and fun to hang out with.
>But you're not so sure she's the kind of girl you'd date.
>i.e. your type.
"Oh..."
>Derpy looks down to the floor.
>Hey, don't be like that.
>You'd still love to do this with her.
"Do... what?"
>You give her another kiss.
>It's just you and Derpy.
>That's what she wanted, right?
>She blushes and looks at her feet.
"So... um... what now, Anon?"
>Well, that sports bra could come off...
>Derpy smiles and blushes a little more.
>You help her take it off.
>She sorta covers herself as you do it.
>You've seen her boobs before.
>Like, 10 minutes ago.
"I know, b-but... still... I..."
>You kiss her again and grab her tits.
>She gives a little squeal as you do it.
>Boner 30%
>Derpy lets your hands move a little lower.
>Lower...
>Lower...
"A-Anon..."
>You keep the kiss going.
>Derpy's getting into it.
"A-Anon, can I... um..."
>Yeah?
"Can I s-suck..."
>She can't even get the words out.
>Either inexperienced, or just really cute.
>You get on the bed while Derpy gets into position.
>She's done this before, right?
"I... um... sure..."
>This should be fun.
>Derpy licks the head a few times before taking the whole thing in her mouth.
>It's actually decent.
>Considering it's her first time st all.
>Hopefully she doesn't start deep-throating...
>A few minutes later, she starts taking off her shorts
>Is she ready?
"I think so."
>She sounds determined.
>Boner 70%
>She holds your dick up so she can slide down.
>Easy there, girl.
"Ah..."
>This isn't her first time too, is it?
>Derpy winces as she slides your dick in, nodding slightly.
>Oh wow...
>She takes it slow at first, breathing heavily as she gets used to new sensations.
>Hopefully you're not hurting her.
>Because you care about your partner's body, apparently.
>Derpy shakes her head.
>You're doing something right.
>Soon she starts moving faster, her body starting to match your movements.
>Not much work for you to do, but still...
>Derpy leans against your chest with her hands, letting her hips do the work.
>She's gotten... surprisingly good at this...
"I... ohh... I have... a great part...partner..."
>You can feel her getting tighter.
>Or maybe that's just you.
>You're getting close...
"A-Anon, I... I..."
>You bring Derpy in for a kiss as you pull out.
>Don't want any cross-eyed babies.
>You break the kiss, only to see tears coming from her face.
>Not again...
"Sorry Anon. I... I just..."
>She hugs you and gives you another kiss.
"Thank you, Anon."

End Day 42+

End Day 42+

>Derpy's sure you can stay the night?
"Yeah. Cloud Kicker is out at a party... I think."
>"I think"
>Probably better for you to go back to your own dorm.
"Are you sure?"
>Positively positive.
>Derpy gives you a kiss as you head out the door.
"I'll... I'll see you tomorrow, alright?"
>Nothing clingy detected.
>You'll text her later.

Derpy rapport up!
Rainbow rapport up!
Twilight rapport up!

Twilight's stressed
Rainbow is slightly interested...
You sexed Derpy

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