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CanterU: 31+ Wednesday

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Welcome to CanterU: Detroit Rock+ Edition!
The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
Yesterday with posts: >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/14045578
>Time to wake up.
>It's a beautiful day.
>And a beautiful girl is next to you.
>Or she was...
>AJ's presence is missing.
>There's a disturbance is in the force.
>And there's a knock at the door.
A. Get the door
B. Ignore it and sleep.
C. Wait it out
>Might as well get it.
>You nigger out of bed and open Applejack's door.
>It's Lyra.
"Hi Anon. Ho-"
>She looks down.
>You probably should've put your pants on before getting up.
>Lyra doesn't mind, does she?
"I... uh..."
>She hands you a letter with an apple on it.
"Just... give this to Applejack when you see her, ok..."
>She runs down the hall.
>Lyra totally didn't mind.
>You take a look at the letter.
>It's addressed from the Apple Family Farm.
>Must be important...
A. Take a peek
B. Pocket it
C. Leave it inside
>You go back into Applejack's room and exchange the letter for your pants.
>As if you could wear a letter...
>You get your stuff and head out.
>Gotta get going sometime.
>Applejack can tell you about the letter later.
>She trusts you with that kind of thing.
>The lobby is pretty abuzz about last nights game.
>The people in front of you start making a path.
>You knew you were popular, but really?
>Wait, there's some kind of clown coming down the path...
>Oh, it's Rainbow.
>You watch as multiple people fist her.
>You thought that was a personal thing...
"Hey Anon! Watch the game yesterday?"
>You certainly did.
>She did really well.
"Thanks! I gotta hang with the team for a bit. See you in a bit."
>The crowd carries her away.
>It must be fun, being able to score the winning goal.
>The door to your room is open.
>Spike needs to start locking shit down.
>Literally.
>He's not here today.
>League is still open though.
>He was playing with... Trixie?
>Dat willpower.
A. Vidya
B. Class
C. Food
>Rainbow's gonna be a while.
>And English class without her just wouldn't be the same.
>Not that you'd miss her or anything.
>Definitely not.
>So, to pass the time...
>You sit down at Spike's desk and start logging in.
>Let's do thi-
TGNPTrix: Hey loser
>Shes still on?
>And she has your player info?
>That's probably worse.
TGNPTrix: Let's go faget.
>Invite link...
>It's not like you have anything else to do.
>You accept and join the lobby.
TGNPTrix: Prepare to lose
>Right...
>A few minutes of Trixie is all you can take.
>You log out and get your stuff.
>You need to be more active.
>Some would say... /fit/.
>But they'd be talking about Spike, right?
A. Class
B. Food
C. Lounge
"Anon...? Anonymous...? Anonymous...?"
>The Ferris refs never stop.
>You're here, professor.
"You're late..."
>And?
"..."
>Right...
>You pop a squat next to Rainbow.
>People still say that, right?
>What did you miss?
"I don't know, dude. I just got here too."
>Oh, really?
>Hanging with the soccer team must really pass the time.
"It's fun. I left to give Derpy some time in the sun."
>As if you need to boost that girl's confidence any more.
>She might even get like...
>Rarity.
>*shudders internally*
A. Rainbow
B. Notes
C. Sleep
>You turn back to your books and start writing.
>What's the professor saying?
>Probably something relevant to life.
>Because, you know, it's english class.
>It's not like you haven't already mastered the language.
>Murican master race
"Are you actually doing work?"
>Yeah.
>Why isn't the creative writing major doing any?
"Because it's too easy."
>Creative writing =/= English
"Class dismissed."
>Finally.
>You get your stuff and head out.
"Hey Anon! You busy right now?"
>You sorta have class, Rainbow...
"Class schmass, let's go gym!"
A. Gym
B. Class
C. Dorm
>You'd love to, but Art History is apparently important to you.
>And plus Rarity's there.
>Yay.
"So, later then?"
>Probably.
>The gains are always important.
>You fist Rainbow and go to Art History.
>Rarity is there waiting for you.
>But you're disturbed by the lack of Spike.
>Your little bro needs a talking to...
"Hello Anon. How are you today?"
>You're fine.
>Aside from the sitting-next-to-your-molestor part, it's been a good day.
>Rarity laughs and opens her book.
"You can't pretend you didn't enjoy it, Anonymous..."
>At least she's not reaching over to your la-
>Spoke too soon...
A. Rarity
B. Notes
C. Business
>You slide over a bit.
>Away from Rarity, of course.
"Anonymous... come now..."
>Rarity, listen...
"Yes, darling?"
>This... this whole thing she's doing...
>It had to stop.
"But Anon, I-"
>No, really.
>You've told her a thousand times.
>Applejack is the only one who'd do that for you.
"But I would too."
>You mean, you'd allow her too.
>Your body is a temple, /fit/ creed, etc, etc.
>But really, you've had enough trouble with Derpy to know where this might go.
>It's not even like Rarity likes you, right?
>She doesn't look at you.
>The floor must have something interesting on it.
>Does she?
"I..."
>You'll take that as a maybe.
>Rarity's advances are flattering, but you have a relationship.
>And you're happy with that.
>Rarity once said that she wants a meaningful relationship.
>Imagine going after both?
>What would that be, an alternate timeline or something?
OP...
>And plus, she has all those guys that come after her.
>She could always use one of them.
"I... right..."
>See?
>Problems solved.
>The professor hands everyone a slip of paper as they leave.
>You pocket it and keep moving.
>Probably a starving artist thing.
>Rarity hasn't said a word to you by the time class ends.
>She must feel heartbroken.
>Or something.
>But her feelings aren't important right now.
>The 13 hours of free time you have ahead of you are.
A. Gym
B. Girls hall
C. Outside
>And you can spend most of the time at the gym.
>You deposit your stuff in your dorm and change into some sweats.
>Should you free-ball?
>...
>Wynaut?
>You grab a water bottle and leave.
>The lobby is empty today.
>Where are all your friends?
>There's one coming down the way.
>Blond hair, shorts, sports bra.
>Derpy looks like a mini-Rainbow Dash.
>Minus the clown wig.
"Hey Anon. What's up?"
>Just heading over to the gym.
>She coming along too?
"Yeah. Rainbow needed a replacement for you."
>Ouch.
>That cunt said that?
"No. But it'll be more fun with you there."
>Of course it will.
>You're the black guy at an all-white frat house.
>You rule.
>Derpy laughs and punches your arm.
"Whatever you say, Anon."
"Hey Derpy. Finally made it?"
>Rainbow didn't notice you?
"I thought you had class... egghead."
>No way.
>Class is for losers.
>And Twilight.
>...
>Same thing.
"Let's get started then."
>Totally.
A. Derpy
B. Rainbow
C. Work out alone
>Derpy starts off with the bench press.
"Hey, Anon, can you spot me?"
>Sure.
>You help her out.
>She's looking pretty good.
*Giggles* "Thanks, Anon..."
>That sounded a bit like... old Derpy.
>New Derpy doesn't sound like a bashful school girl.
"I... focus on the workout b-baka.
>Sure, Derpy.
>So how's stuff for her?
"It's been good. Working out and going to class. The usual."
>How's the roommate?
"Right, you never met her. It's-"
"Anon, pass me my water?!"
>You throw Rainbow's bottle over to her.
>2 miles already?
>Jesus...
>Shower time.
>The sweat... you're gonna need a new shirt.
>Why don't they make sports bras for guys?
"Because you wouldn't look good in one, Anon."
>Who said that?
>Does it matter?
>Derpy and Rainbow are starting to be... interchangeable.
>Minus the whole crush factor with Derpy.
A. Shower alone
B. Join the girls
C. Skip the shower
>Derpy starts off with the bench press.
"Hey, Anon, can you spot me?"
>Sure.
>You help her out.
>She's looking pretty good.
*Giggles* "Thanks, Anon..."
>That sounded a bit like... old Derpy.
>New Derpy doesn't sound like a bashful school girl.
"I... focus on the workout b-baka.
>Sure, Derpy.
>So how's stuff for her?
"It's been good. Working out and going to class. The usual."
>How's the roommate?
"Right, you never met her. It's-"
"Anon, pass me my water?!"
>You throw Rainbow's bottle over to her.
>2 miles already?
>Jesus...
>Shower time.
>The sweat... you're gonna need a new shirt.
>Why don't they make sports bras for guys?
"Because you wouldn't look good in one, Anon."
>Who said that?
>Does it matter?
>Derpy and Rainbow are starting to be... interchangeable.
>Minus the whole crush factor with Derpy.
>Like that's even a problem.
>...
>Is it?
A. Shower alone
B. Join the girls
C. Skip the shower
>You take a step into the mens shower room.
>...and the cold hits you like a punch to the groin.
>What the fuck?
>They... They put an A.C. in here?
>Jesus-son-of-mary-and-joseph-christ...
>You try bearing with it.
>Maybe turning up the heat with the shower water?
>You watch as icicles form on your skin.
>That's cool.
>Your favorite X-man's always been Bobby.
>You can't take a shower like this...
>Only one thing left to do...
>You knock on the door to the girls.
>It opens.
>Derpy shrieks and jumps back.
"A-Anon? What do you want?"
>You notice that she's not even trying to cover herself up.
"I-I... Turn around!"
>Sure.
"What do you want?"
>Can you use their shower room?
>Yours is a frozen wasteland.
>You hear Rainbow's voice call out to you.
"Anon? Come on in."
>What a bro.
>You follow Derpy inside.
>Is it fair that the girls room is cleaner?
>No, of course not.
>But, like, feminism and privilege and etc.
>So apparently it is fair.
>You watch Rainbow rinse her hair and turn off her water.
"I'm outta here. See you later, guys."
>She fists the both of you and heads out.
>Out of the corner of your eye, you can see Derpy blushing.
>This isn't awkward at all.
"Yeah..."
A. Business
B. Bizness
C. Hurry and leave
>You turn away from Derpy.
>At least she'll have a nice view of your ass.
>So toned...
"S-Shut up..."
>Sure.
"A-Anon, can I borrow some s-soap?"
>Of course.
>Why is she acting like old Derpy?
"I-I don't know what you're talking about..."
>Y-Yes she does.
"R-Really, I'm fine."
>She doesn't have to feel awkward about it.
>You're just a guy and girl, sharing a shower together.
>Just as God planned.
"I-I... right..."
>Does Derpy still like you?
>You can't call her out on it...
>That would be ungentlemanly.
Mfw spellcheck decides that's a word
>You hurry up and head out of the room.
>Don't want to make Derpy feel weirder.
>As you leave, you can swear you hear moaning...
>It's probably just a ghost or something.
>Definitely not Derpy calling out your name.
>Because that'd be weird.
>Definitely weird.
>You head back to the lobby.
>Twilight and Fluttershy are heading back to their dorms.
>Class must've just ended for them.
A. The girls
B. Dorms
C. Back to the shower
>HEY YOU GUYS!
"Eep!"
>Fluttershy runs ahead.
"Anon, what'd you do that for?"
>Sorry Twilight.
>You thought it'd be funny.
"Fluttershy, come back! It's only Anon!"
>You and Twilight catch up to her by the girls hall entrance.
>Sorry Fluttershy.
"I-It's okay, Anon... Please don't do it a-again."
>Sure.
>Well, now that you're here. you might as well go inside the hall.
"Hey Anon. Want in?"
>No need, Lyra.
>You're with your girls.
>You put your arms around Twilight and Fluttershy.
>Big pimping.
>Fluttershy hurries into her dorm and locks the door.
>Must be something important.
>Hopefully the dog can handle it.
A. Twilight
B. Rarity
C. Applejack
>Maybe Applejack is back?
>You knock on her door.
>No answer...
"Are you looking for Applejack, Anon?"
>No, Twilight.
>You're bobbing for apples.
>...
>Wait, actually-
"She went to the lounge after class. She seemed kind of..."
>Sad?
>Worried?
>Depressed?
>All of the above?
"No, just thoughtful."
>Oh.
>You look back at the door.
>Maybe she looked at the letter...
A. Lounge
B. Twilight's room
C. Fluttershy
>You thank Twilight and head out.
>You should check on Applejack.
>The walk to the lounge is quiet and... quiet.
>You spot Derpy walking back from the gym.
>That was a long shower...
>Those moans...
>Heck, she was probably sleeping.
>In a shower.
>You'll try to rationalize it later.
>You wave to her.
>Derpy turns red and does a quick wave, picking up the pace.
>Right...
>The lounge door is slightly open.
>You hear voices coming from inside.
>One is definitely Applejack's.
>The other is male...
>You open the door a little more...
"... Ah don't know what we should do about this..."
>They sound serious.
>You knock first.
>Kinda pointless on a door already half opened.
>It only pushes it open more...
>You notice Applejack sitting at the tale with a taller, buff guy.
>They look a little alike...
"H-Howdy Anon... Sorry fer leavin' so early this mornin'..."
>It's okay.
>She has stuff to think about, you get it.
>You look over at the buff guy.
>Who's the stud?
"That's mah brother, Big Mac."
>Oh, really?
>How's everything, big man? Good?
"eeyup."
>He pauses a moment.
"nnope."
>Oh, right.
>The farm.
>Applejack takes yer hand and brings you back to the door.
"Anon, Ah don't want ta bring ya into all this... Ah'll see ya later?"
A. Ask to stay
B. Respect her wishes
>Sure, but you don't mind staying.
"Anon..."
>No, really.
>You wouldn't feel right, watching your girlfriend tackle this all alone.
"Anon, this ain't about just bein' there fer me... This is a whole mess'a things..."
>You hug her.
>It's not like you don't know that.
>But you still want to be there for her.
>Even if it can't be in this moment.
"Anon... Ah..."
>No words are necessary.
>Only dreams now.
"It ain't so bad right now. Ah'm just takin' to Big Mac about all'a this."
>That's good to hear.
>Blood is thicker than water.
>Of course, cum is thickest of all.
>You kiss her once before going back.
>Applejack...
>You need to do something about this...
>Give her your earnings, ask for a raise with Discord...
>Even if you've only worked a day.
>She needs help with this.
>You're phone vibrates.
>It's an email notification...
>From... Pinkie's doctor?
Doctor: Anonymous, I regret to inform you that Pinkie has left us...
>What?
>No...
Doctor: And has been moved out of intensive care. She's recovering faster than expected.
>Fucking doctor humor.
>You'll ask Redheart to spit on his scalpel or something.
A. Girls hall
B. Dorm
C. Food
>Back to your only friends.
>Females.
>They should hear the good news.
>Hey Lyra, can-
"Nope."
>Uh, what?
"I won't open it for you."
>Is this about before?
>When she saw your dick?
"What? N-no!"
>Because... she can always have more.
"I-I... Let me open that for you."
>She let's you in.
>Your seduction skills are of top class.
>Fluttershy's door is still locked.
>Maybe she's in there, maybe she's not.
>But hey, that ain't your business.
>And Applejack isn't home...
>That only leaves two possibilities...
A. Twi & Rarity
B. Derpy
>Knock knock knock.
"Twilight, darling, could you get the door?"
"But Rarity, you're right next to it."
"My art cannot be disturbed or interrupted!"
"Fine."
>Twilight opens the door for you, giving you an eyeroll.
"Hi Anon. Need anything?"
"Anonymous is here?"
>Rarity opens the door the rest of the way.
>So much for no interruptions.
>Twilight has her Pjs on.
>Dark blue with stars on it.
>It's cute.
"They're my old ones from home... Nothing special..."
>They work for her.
>She should wear them more often.
"O...K...?"
>Was that your best attempt at flirting?
>Nice...
"Anon, come here and help me!"
>What does Rarity want?
>She gets up and sits you down on her chair.
"Now, I'm going to have you wear a few things for me. And I want your honest opinion on texture, design, and overall look."
>Um... ok?
"Marvelous! Let's get started.
>Hundreds of jackets, scarves, and gloves later...
>Are you finished?
Three words you never want to hear come out your man's mouth
"I... do believe that's everything..."
>Great.
>You get your stuff and move towards the door.
"Oh, Anon! One more thing."
>Yes?
>Lip to cheek contact.
>Derpy?
"Thanks for the help."
>Rarity smiles and closes the door on you.
>Dat girl...
"Rarity..."
"What, Twilight? Can I not have any fun?"
>These thin doors...
>How has no one found out about the dog yet?
>Applejack's coming down the hall.
"Ready ta turn in, Anon?"
A. Dorm
B. Applejack
C. Food
>*stomach grumbles internally*
>Where else would a stomach do that?
>You're not ready to go just yet.
>You need sustenance.
>And your stomach's been empty for hours...
"Alright. Ah'll see ya in a bit then."
>You head off to the food hall.
>The dinner rush is more like a speed walk.
>You've never actually had dinner at CU, so this should be interesting.
>The line isn't to busy, and the food looks pretty good.
>Lot's of people in Pjs though...
>Must be a late night.
"Hey Anon, over here!"
>Who...?
>Oh, it's Redheart.
>With that other girl, with the toothpaste-like hair...
>Colgate, you think.
>What're they up too?
"Nothing much. Just getting back from the hospital."
"Dentist's office."
>Cool.
A. Redheart
B. Colgate
C. Leave
>So, how's hospital life with Redheart?
"It's fun. I got a raise the today."
>Really?
>How much?
"I went from an intern to paid intern."
>That's so... interesting.
>While you talk, you notice Colgate staring at you.
>It's probably nothing.
>You flex a little, just to be sure.
>Both girls blush and avoid your glance.
>Interesting...
>You can experiment with that later though.
>Did she check on Pinkie?
"I've been the one giving her food. I helped with the transfer out of Intensive Care too."
>At least someone you can trust was involved in it.
>What's the plan for Pinkie now?
"She needs a few days of recovery and maybe some psychiatric help. Standard hospital stuff."
>That sounds great.
>You mean, it doesn't, but at least she's doing better.
"At the rate she's going, she should be out by next week."
>Perfect.
>You've been missing your Pinkie pies.
"W-What?"
>Nothing...
>You look at your watch.
>Time to be going.
"We should go too. Later Anon."
>Aren't you all going to the same place?
"Nope. We live in the B building."
>There are separate buildings?
>You'll check that later.
>Bye girls.
"Bye Anon."
>The whisper as they walk away.
>Something about you being cute.
>Weird.
A. Follow
B. Girls hall
C. Dorm
>You go back to the girls hall.
>Applejack left it open for you.
>Good thing too, since Lyra's gone.
>Knock Knock...
>No answer.
>You open Applejack's door a little.
>She's looking at the letter, but not taking it out of the envelope.
>Knock knock?
>She leaves it on the bed and comes to the door.
"Back so soon?"
>Yeah.
>The lines were short.
>You look at the letter, but don't mention it.
>It is her business...
>Applejack pulls you over to the bed and kisses you hard.
>Fiesty tonight, are we?
"Ah just feel like it tonight... Now git in here..."
>You oblige.
>Oh, you oblige so hard.
>As you kiss her, you pretend not to notice Applejack pushing the letter onto the floor.
>It's her business...
>And she'll handle it the way she wants...
End Day 31+
End Day 31+
>You feel Applejack curl into you.
>It's not even that cold.
>Wait...
>Wetness on the bed...
>Is she crying?
>You put your arms around her.
>Not the most comfortable position in a bed, but she needs you.
>You kiss her and bring her closer.
>Applejack is strong.
>This won't stop her.
>Nothing can.
"Ah just... Ah just don't want'a leave, Anon..."
>You know that.
>But what can you do?
Met Big McIntosh
Applejack rapport up!
Derpy rapport up!
Rarity rapport up!
Rainbow Dash rapport up!
A mysterious letter has appeared...
Is Derpy going back to her old ways?
Pinkie Pie is out of I.C.U.
Showered with Derpy

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Welcome to CanterU: Detroit Rock+ Edition!

The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
Yesterday with posts: >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/14045578

>Time to wake up.
>It's a beautiful day.
>And a beautiful girl is next to you.
>Or she was...
>AJ's presence is missing.
>There's a disturbance is in the force.
>And there's a knock at the door.

A. Get the door
B. Ignore it and sleep.
C. Wait it out

>Might as well get it.
>You nigger out of bed and open Applejack's door.
>It's Lyra.
"Hi Anon. Ho-"
>She looks down.
>You probably should've put your pants on before getting up.
>Lyra doesn't mind, does she?
"I... uh..."
>She hands you a letter with an apple on it.
"Just... give this to Applejack when you see her, ok..."
>She runs down the hall.
>Lyra totally didn't mind.
>You take a look at the letter.
>It's addressed from the Apple Family Farm.
>Must be important...

A. Take a peek
B. Pocket it
C. Leave it inside

>You go back into Applejack's room and exchange the letter for your pants.
>As if you could wear a letter...
>You get your stuff and head out.
>Gotta get going sometime.
>Applejack can tell you about the letter later.
>She trusts you with that kind of thing.
>The lobby is pretty abuzz about last nights game.
>The people in front of you start making a path.
>You knew you were popular, but really?
>Wait, there's some kind of clown coming down the path...
>Oh, it's Rainbow.
>You watch as multiple people fist her.
>You thought that was a personal thing...
"Hey Anon! Watch the game yesterday?"
>You certainly did.
>She did really well.
"Thanks! I gotta hang with the team for a bit. See you in a bit."
>The crowd carries her away.
>It must be fun, being able to score the winning goal.
>The door to your room is open.
>Spike needs to start locking shit down.
>Literally.
>He's not here today.
>League is still open though.
>He was playing with... Trixie?
>Dat willpower.

A. Vidya
B. Class
C. Food

>Rainbow's gonna be a while.
>And English class without her just wouldn't be the same.
>Not that you'd miss her or anything.
>Definitely not.
>So, to pass the time...
>You sit down at Spike's desk and start logging in.
>Let's do thi-
TGNPTrix: Hey loser
>Shes still on?
>And she has your player info?
>That's probably worse.
TGNPTrix: Let's go faget. 
>Invite link...
>It's not like you have anything else to do.
>You accept and join the lobby.
TGNPTrix: Prepare to lose
>Right...

>A few minutes of Trixie is all you can take.
>You log out and get your stuff.
>You need to be more active.
>Some would say... /fit/.
>But they'd be talking about Spike, right?

A. Class
B. Food
C. Lounge

"Anon...? Anonymous...? Anonymous...?"
>The Ferris refs never stop.
>You're here, professor.
"You're late..."
>And?
"..."
>Right...
>You pop a squat next to Rainbow.
>People still say that, right?
>What did you miss?
"I don't know, dude. I just got here too."
>Oh, really?
>Hanging with the soccer team must really pass the time.
"It's fun. I left to give Derpy some time in the sun."
>As if you need to boost that girl's confidence any more.
>She might even get like...
>Rarity.
>*shudders internally*

A. Rainbow
B. Notes
C. Sleep

>You turn back to your books and start writing.
>What's the professor saying?
>Probably something relevant to life.
>Because, you know, it's english class.
>It's not like you haven't already mastered the language.
>Murican master race
"Are you actually doing work?"
>Yeah.
>Why isn't the creative writing major doing any?
"Because it's too easy."
>Creative writing =/= English

"Class dismissed."
>Finally.
>You get your stuff and head out.
"Hey Anon! You busy right now?"
>You sorta have class, Rainbow...
"Class schmass, let's go gym!"

A. Gym
B. Class
C. Dorm

>You'd love to, but Art History is apparently important to you.
>And plus Rarity's there.
>Yay.
"So, later then?"
>Probably.
>The gains are always important.
>You fist Rainbow and go to Art History.
>Rarity is there waiting for you.
>But you're disturbed by the lack of Spike.
>Your little bro needs a talking to...
"Hello Anon. How are you today?"
>You're fine.
>Aside from the sitting-next-to-your-molestor part, it's been a good day.
>Rarity laughs and opens her book.
"You can't pretend you didn't enjoy it, Anonymous..."
>At least she's not reaching over to your la-
>Spoke too soon...

A. Rarity
B. Notes
C. Business

>You slide over a bit.
>Away from Rarity, of course.
"Anonymous... come now..."
>Rarity, listen...
"Yes, darling?"
>This... this whole thing she's doing...
>It had to stop.
"But Anon, I-"
>No, really.
>You've told her a thousand times.
>Applejack is the only one who'd do that for you.
"But I would too."
>You mean, you'd allow her too.
>Your body is a temple, /fit/ creed, etc, etc.
>But really, you've had enough trouble with Derpy to know where this might go.
>It's not even like Rarity likes you, right?
>She doesn't look at you.
>The floor must have something interesting on it.
>Does she?
"I..."
>You'll take that as a maybe.
>Rarity's advances are flattering, but you have a relationship.
>And you're happy with that.
>Rarity once said that she wants a meaningful relationship.
>Imagine going after both?
>What would that be, an alternate timeline or something?
OP...
>And plus, she has all those guys that come after her.
>She could always use one of them.
"I... right..."
>See?
>Problems solved.

>The professor hands everyone a slip of paper as they leave.
>You pocket it and keep moving.
>Probably a starving artist thing.
>Rarity hasn't said a word to you by the time class ends.
>She must feel heartbroken.
>Or something.
>But her feelings aren't important right now.
>The 13 hours of free time you have ahead of you are.

A. Gym
B. Girls hall
C. Outside

>And you can spend most of the time at the gym.
>You deposit your stuff in your dorm and change into some sweats.
>Should you free-ball?
>...
>Wynaut?
>You grab a water bottle and leave.
>The lobby is empty today.
>Where are all your friends?
>There's one coming down the way.
>Blond hair, shorts, sports bra.
>Derpy looks like a mini-Rainbow Dash.
>Minus the clown wig.
"Hey Anon. What's up?"
>Just heading over to the gym.
>She coming along too?
"Yeah. Rainbow needed a replacement for you."
>Ouch.
>That cunt said that?
"No. But it'll be more fun with you there."
>Of course it will.
>You're the black guy at an all-white frat house.
>You rule.
>Derpy laughs and punches your arm.
"Whatever you say, Anon."

"Hey Derpy. Finally made it?"
>Rainbow didn't notice you?
"I thought you had class... egghead."
>No way.
>Class is for losers.
>And Twilight.
>...
>Same thing.
"Let's get started then."
>Totally.

A. Derpy
B. Rainbow
C. Work out alone

>Derpy starts off with the bench press.
"Hey, Anon, can you spot me?"
>Sure.
>You help her out.
>She's looking pretty good.
*Giggles* "Thanks, Anon..."
>That sounded a bit like... old Derpy.
>New Derpy doesn't sound like a bashful school girl.
"I... focus on the workout b-baka.
>Sure, Derpy.
>So how's stuff for her?
"It's been good. Working out and going to class. The usual."
>How's the roommate?
"Right, you never met her. It's-"
"Anon, pass me my water?!"
>You throw Rainbow's bottle over to her.
>2 miles already?
>Jesus...

>Shower time.
>The sweat... you're gonna need a new shirt.
>Why don't they make sports bras for guys?
"Because you wouldn't look good in one, Anon."
>Who said that?
>Does it matter?
>Derpy and Rainbow are starting to be... interchangeable.
>Minus the whole crush factor with Derpy.

A. Shower alone
B. Join the girls
C. Skip the shower

>Derpy starts off with the bench press.
"Hey, Anon, can you spot me?"
>Sure.
>You help her out.
>She's looking pretty good.
*Giggles* "Thanks, Anon..."
>That sounded a bit like... old Derpy.
>New Derpy doesn't sound like a bashful school girl.
"I... focus on the workout b-baka.
>Sure, Derpy.
>So how's stuff for her?
"It's been good. Working out and going to class. The usual."
>How's the roommate?
"Right, you never met her. It's-"
"Anon, pass me my water?!"
>You throw Rainbow's bottle over to her.
>2 miles already?
>Jesus...

>Shower time.
>The sweat... you're gonna need a new shirt.
>Why don't they make sports bras for guys?
"Because you wouldn't look good in one, Anon."
>Who said that?
>Does it matter?
>Derpy and Rainbow are starting to be... interchangeable.
>Minus the whole crush factor with Derpy.
>Like that's even a problem.
>...
>Is it?

A. Shower alone
B. Join the girls
C. Skip the shower

>You take a step into the mens shower room.
>...and the cold hits you like a punch to the groin.
>What the fuck?
>They... They put an A.C. in here?
>Jesus-son-of-mary-and-joseph-christ...
>You try bearing with it.
>Maybe turning up the heat with the shower water?
>You watch as icicles form on your skin.
>That's cool.
>Your favorite X-man's always been Bobby.
>You can't take a shower like this...
>Only one thing left to do...
>You knock on the door to the girls.
>It opens.
>Derpy shrieks and jumps back.
"A-Anon? What do you want?"
>You notice that she's not even trying to cover herself up.
"I-I... Turn around!"
>Sure.
"What do you want?"
>Can you use their shower room?
>Yours is a frozen wasteland.
>You hear Rainbow's voice call out to you.
"Anon? Come on in."
>What a bro.
>You follow Derpy inside.
>Is it fair that the girls room is cleaner?
>No, of course not.
>But, like, feminism and privilege and etc.
>So apparently it is fair.
>You watch Rainbow rinse her hair and turn off her water.
"I'm outta here. See you later, guys."
>She fists the both of you and heads out.
>Out of the corner of your eye, you can see Derpy blushing.
>This isn't awkward at all.
"Yeah..."

A. Business
B. Bizness
C. Hurry and leave

>You turn away from Derpy.
>At least she'll have a nice view of your ass.
>So toned...
"S-Shut up..."
>Sure.
"A-Anon, can I borrow some s-soap?"
>Of course.
>Why is she acting like old Derpy?
"I-I don't know what you're talking about..."
>Y-Yes she does.
"R-Really, I'm fine."
>She doesn't have to feel awkward about it.
>You're just a guy and girl, sharing a shower together.
>Just as God planned.
"I-I... right..."
>Does Derpy still like you?
>You can't call her out on it...
>That would be ungentlemanly.
Mfw spellcheck decides that's a word
>You hurry up and head out of the room.
>Don't want to make Derpy feel weirder.
>As you leave, you can swear you hear moaning...
>It's probably just a ghost or something.
>Definitely not Derpy calling out your name.
>Because that'd be weird.
>Definitely weird.
>You head back to the lobby.
>Twilight and Fluttershy are heading back to their dorms.
>Class must've just ended for them.

A. The girls
B. Dorms
C. Back to the shower

>HEY YOU GUYS!
"Eep!"
>Fluttershy runs ahead.
"Anon, what'd you do that for?"
>Sorry Twilight.
>You thought it'd be funny.
"Fluttershy, come back! It's only Anon!"
>You and Twilight catch up to her by the girls hall entrance.
>Sorry Fluttershy.
"I-It's okay, Anon... Please don't do it a-again."
>Sure.
>Well, now that you're here. you might as well go inside the hall.
"Hey Anon. Want in?"
>No need, Lyra.
>You're with your girls.
>You put your arms around Twilight and Fluttershy.
>Big pimping.
>Fluttershy hurries into her dorm and locks the door.
>Must be something important.
>Hopefully the dog can handle it.

A. Twilight
B. Rarity
C. Applejack

>Maybe Applejack is back?
>You knock on her door.
>No answer...
"Are you looking for Applejack, Anon?"
>No, Twilight.
>You're bobbing for apples.
>...
>Wait, actually-
"She went to the lounge after class. She seemed kind of..."
>Sad?
>Worried?
>Depressed?
>All of the above?
"No, just thoughtful."
>Oh.
>You look back at the door.
>Maybe she looked at the letter...

A. Lounge
B. Twilight's room
C. Fluttershy

>You thank Twilight and head out.
>You should check on Applejack.
>The walk to the lounge is quiet and... quiet.
>You spot Derpy walking back from the gym.
>That was a long shower...
>Those moans...
>Heck, she was probably sleeping.
>In a shower.
>You'll try to rationalize it later.
>You wave to her.
>Derpy turns red and does a quick wave, picking up the pace.
>Right...
>The lounge door is slightly open.
>You hear voices coming from inside.
>One is definitely Applejack's. 
>The other is male...
>You open the door a little more...
"... Ah don't know what we should do about this..."
>They sound serious.
>You knock first.
>Kinda pointless on a door already half opened.
>It only pushes it open more...
>You notice Applejack sitting at the tale with a taller, buff guy.
>They look a little alike...
"H-Howdy Anon... Sorry fer leavin' so early this mornin'..."
>It's okay.
>She has stuff to think about, you get it.
>You look over at the buff guy.
>Who's the stud?
"That's mah brother, Big Mac."
>Oh, really?
>How's everything, big man? Good?
"eeyup."
>He pauses a moment.
"nnope."
>Oh, right.
>The farm.
>Applejack takes yer hand and brings you back to the door.
"Anon, Ah don't want ta bring ya into all this... Ah'll see ya later?"

A. Ask to stay
B. Respect her wishes

>Sure, but you don't mind staying.
"Anon..."
>No, really.
>You wouldn't feel right, watching your girlfriend tackle this all alone.
"Anon, this ain't about just bein' there fer me... This is a whole mess'a things..."
>You hug her.
>It's not like you don't know that.
>But you still want to be there for her.
>Even if it can't be in this moment.
"Anon... Ah..."
>No words are necessary.
>Only dreams now.
"It ain't so bad right now. Ah'm just takin' to Big Mac about all'a this."
>That's good to hear.
>Blood is thicker than water.
>Of course, cum is thickest of all.
>You kiss her once before going back.
>Applejack...
>You need to do something about this...
>Give her your earnings, ask for a raise with Discord...
>Even if you've only worked a day.
>She needs help with this.
>You're phone vibrates.
>It's an email notification...
>From... Pinkie's doctor?
Doctor: Anonymous, I regret to inform you that Pinkie has left us...
>What?
>No...
Doctor: And has been moved out of intensive care. She's recovering faster than expected.
>Fucking doctor humor.
>You'll ask Redheart to spit on his scalpel or something.

A. Girls hall
B. Dorm
C. Food

>Back to your only friends.
>Females.
>They should hear the good news.
>Hey Lyra, can-
"Nope."
>Uh, what?
"I won't open it for you."
>Is this about before?
>When she saw your dick?
"What? N-no!"
>Because... she can always have more.
"I-I... Let me open that for you."
>She let's you in.
>Your seduction skills are of top class.
>Fluttershy's door is still locked.
>Maybe she's in there, maybe she's not.
>But hey, that ain't your business.
>And Applejack isn't home...
>That only leaves two possibilities...

A. Twi & Rarity
B. Derpy

>Knock knock knock.
"Twilight, darling, could you get the door?"
"But Rarity, you're right next to it."
"My art cannot be disturbed or interrupted!"
"Fine."
>Twilight opens the door for you, giving you an eyeroll.
"Hi Anon. Need anything?"
"Anonymous is here?"
>Rarity opens the door the rest of the way.
>So much for no interruptions.
>Twilight has her Pjs on.
>Dark blue with stars on it.
>It's cute.
"They're my old ones from home... Nothing special..."
>They work for her.
>She should wear them more often.
"O...K...?"
>Was that your best attempt at flirting?
>Nice...
"Anon, come here and help me!"
>What does Rarity want?
>She gets up and sits you down on her chair.
"Now, I'm going to have you wear a few things for me. And I want your honest opinion on texture, design, and overall look."
>Um... ok?
"Marvelous! Let's get started.

>Hundreds of jackets, scarves, and gloves later...
>Are you finished?
Three words you never want to hear come out your man's mouth
"I... do believe that's everything..."
>Great.
>You get your stuff and move towards the door.
"Oh, Anon! One more thing."
>Yes?
>Lip to cheek contact. 
>Derpy?
"Thanks for the help."
>Rarity smiles and closes the door on you.
>Dat girl...
"Rarity..."
"What, Twilight? Can I not have any fun?"
>These thin doors...
>How has no one found out about the dog yet?
>Applejack's coming down the hall.
"Ready ta turn in, Anon?"

A. Dorm
B. Applejack
C. Food

>*stomach grumbles internally*
>Where else would a stomach do that?
>You're not ready to go just yet.
>You need sustenance.
>And your stomach's been empty for hours...
"Alright. Ah'll see ya in a bit then."
>You head off to the food hall.
>The dinner rush is more like a speed walk.
>You've never actually had dinner at CU, so this should be interesting.
>The line isn't to busy, and the food looks pretty good.
>Lot's of people in Pjs though...
>Must be a late night.
"Hey Anon, over here!"
>Who...?
>Oh, it's Redheart.
>With that other girl, with the toothpaste-like hair...
>Colgate, you think.
>What're they up too?
"Nothing much. Just getting back from the hospital."
"Dentist's office."
>Cool.

A. Redheart
B. Colgate
C. Leave

>So, how's hospital life with Redheart?
"It's fun. I got a raise the today."
>Really?
>How much?
"I went from an intern to paid intern."
>That's so... interesting.
>While you talk, you notice Colgate staring at you.
>It's probably nothing.
>You flex a little, just to be sure.
>Both girls blush and avoid your glance.
>Interesting...
>You can experiment with that later though.
>Did she check on Pinkie?
"I've been the one giving her food. I helped with the transfer out of Intensive Care too."
>At least someone you can trust was involved in it.
>What's the plan for Pinkie now?
"She needs a few days of recovery and maybe some psychiatric help. Standard hospital stuff."
>That sounds great.
>You mean, it doesn't, but at least she's doing better.
"At the rate she's going, she should be out by next week."
>Perfect.
>You've been missing your Pinkie pies.
"W-What?"
>Nothing...
>You look at your watch.
>Time to be going.
"We should go too. Later Anon."
>Aren't you all going to the same place?
"Nope. We live in the B building."
>There are separate buildings?
>You'll check that later.
>Bye girls.
"Bye Anon."
>The whisper as they walk away.
>Something about you being cute.
>Weird.

A. Follow
B. Girls hall
C. Dorm

>You go back to the girls hall.
>Applejack left it open for you.
>Good thing too, since Lyra's gone.
>Knock Knock...
>No answer.
>You open Applejack's door a little.
>She's looking at the letter, but not taking it out of the envelope.
>Knock knock?
>She leaves it on the bed and comes to the door.
"Back so soon?"
>Yeah.
>The lines were short.
>You look at the letter, but don't mention it.
>It is her business...
>Applejack pulls you over to the bed and kisses you hard.
>Fiesty tonight, are we?
"Ah just feel like it tonight... Now git in here..."
>You oblige.
>Oh, you oblige so hard.
>As you kiss her, you pretend not to notice Applejack pushing the letter onto the floor.
>It's her business...
>And she'll handle it the way she wants...

End Day 31+

End Day 31+

>You feel Applejack curl into you.
>It's not even that cold.
>Wait...
>Wetness on the bed...
>Is she crying?
>You put your arms around her.
>Not the most comfortable position in a bed, but she needs you.
>You kiss her and bring her closer.
>Applejack is strong.
>This won't stop her.
>Nothing can.
"Ah just... Ah just don't want'a leave, Anon..."
>You know that.
>But what can you do?

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