CanterU: 30+ Tuesday

Welcome to CanterU: Long, Long, Long+ Edition!

 

The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3

Yesterday with posts: >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/14031429

 

>It's comfy here...

>Applejack is here?

>No.

>It's your own bed today.

>Darn.

>Spike is still asleep.

>Doesn't he ever get out and do stuff?

>Y'know, like, without you forcing him too?

>Probably not.

>But whatever.

>He'll learn why being /fit/ makes the world go 'round.

>Or something like that.

>You nigger out of bed and check your regulars.

>No email, facebook...

>You have a few phone messages though...

Rainbow: Missed you yesterday. Got an away game. Watch at 6.

>Really?

>You shoulda woken up to wish her good luck.

>But she's Rainbow Dash.

>The bro-est bro ever to bro-down.

>She'll do great tonight.

 

A. Class

B. Lounge

C. Food

 

>You have a few minutes.

>And you can be late.

>It's only Physics.

>Applejack is probably sleeping.

>Rightfully so, considering what she's going through right now.

>Food Hall with the plebians...

>Someone once said the way to a man's heart was through his stomach.

>Too bad Applejack isn't here to cook, then...

>The line is long, filled with people coming back from 9:00 classes.

>It's 2013, and they're not taking classes at 10:00

>Terrible.

>That must be why no one you know is here.

>Well, actually...

>Rarity and Fluttershy are walking in, talking to Twilight.

>She... ok?

 

A. Twi and Flutters

B. Eat alone

C. Class early

 

>You wave the girls over to your table.

>Rarity gets there first.

>The seat next to you was empty.

>Now it's not.

>Fucking marshmallows...

"Anon, darling, how are you?"

>You're fabulous.

>What about her?

"I'm fine. A little nervous about my portfolio. I turned it in yesterday."

>Really?

>She shouldn't worry about it.

>Those designs were pretty nice.

>Even if she was jacking you off half the time.

"Did I do that? Oh..."

>Rarity smiles and twirls her hair.

>Why does she shame her famiry so?

"What they don't know won't hurt them..."

>Oh my. Takei.gif

>Twilight and Fluttershy take their time getting to the table.

>How's it going, ladies?

"Hi Anon..."

"Hello Anon. Nice day, isn't it?"

>Sure it is, Twilight.

>You offer them a banana.

>Women need their vitamin K

Because Potassium is K, and Bananas are phallic, and...

"N-no thanks, Anon."

>Suit yourself, Purple Smart.

>Fluttershy clips a stray hair back into place.

"I-I'll take one."

>You watch her take it in her mouth.

>Whole.

>The turn-ons don't stop...

 

A. Fluttershy

B. Twilight

C. Rarity

 

>So, Twilight...

>What's new with Shining Armor?

>Purple Smart turns red.

"Anon, that's not very-"

"It's okay Rarity I can tell Anon."

>Twilight's fake smile fades as she takes a breath.

"I talked to Shining Armor yesterday..."

>Using the full name, and not Shiny.

>There's a problem here.

>What did he say?

"He..."

>Tears.

>C'mon, Twilight. It can't be that bad.

"He rejected me..."

>The tears flow freely.

>Fluttershy hugs Twilight as she cries.

>Rarity for the confirmation.

"Yes... It happened last night..."

>Oh, Twilight.

 

A. Drop it

B. Class

C. Take her out (skip)

 

>You get your stuff and scoot next to Twilight.

"A-Anon... I."

>In another world, she might've said the same thing.

>But, you can only think of one thing.

>Twilight?

"Y-Yeah?"

>Is she busy right now?

"W-We have P-Physics in a few minu-"

>Skip it.

"Anon! I can't skip class..."

>She's in no state to be learning today.

>At least, for now.

"I...I don't know..."

>Rarity packs her stuff up.

"Well, if Anon asked me to accompany him out, I think it would be the best decision to say yes."

>She kisses your cheek and heads out.

"Goodbye, everyone!"

>Rarity...

>Fluttershy takes another banana in the mouth and looks at you.

"A-are you sure that's a good idea, Anon?"

>Of course it is.

>Twilight needs some cheering up.

"But what are we going to do?"

 

A. Lounge

B. Town

C. Hang outside

D. Vidya

 

>You want to get out of here.

"You mean... leave campus? Right now?"

>Yep.

>That's the idea.

"R-really?"

>Yeah.

>Were you not clear before?

>Women...

>Does Fluttershy want to come too?

"I-I can't. I have to check on the dog. Have fun though..."

>Sure.

>Ready to go, Twilight?

"I-I... Sure...?"

>Good enough answer for you.

>One more thing...

Applejack (Cheering Twi up. See you later?): Sure :)

>The good feelings never stop.

>You pick up your stuff for her and start walking towards the exit, Twilight following close behind.

>The walk to town is long, but it's made easier with company.

 

>A few minutes later, you're opening the door

to the coffee shop.

>You know, the one with the cold "hot" coffee.

>Great place to hang out.

>Why didn't you go to Joe's?

>Because this is what Twilight wanted.

>And taking her out is your privilege.

"This is really nice, Anon. I can't believe I've never been in here before."

>She's never ventured past the school gates before.

>That's a lie, but still.

>All work and no play makes Twilight a dull girl.

>No wonder you never dated.

"W-wha?"

>Nothing, nothing...

>Just remembering times gone by...

>All the optimism...

>You go and order two iced lattes.

>As if they would've heated it for you anyway.

"Thanks Anon. You didn't have to do this..."

>It's your pleasure.

 

A. Press for details on Shining

B. Talk about:

1. Rarity

2. Applejack

3. Celestia

 

>Her eyes are still a little red.

>Probably not best to talk about Shining...

>And he was such a bro too...

>As if going after Twilight was a good decision anyway...

>How's Sunbutt doing?

"You mean Celestia?"

>Same thing.

"She's really nice. And she's a great boss."

>Right.

>She works in the lab with her.

>How's that anyway?

"It's really fun! I love helping out around the lab. And the pay is good too."

>You look into your wallet.

>A fly comes out.

>How it survived in there, you'll never know.

>But what you do know is that you need money.

>Maybe... Celestia could get you a job?

"I don't think so... She made it open to Science majors... Like internship."

>Oh, damn...

"Have you tried asking other teachers? Professor Neigh, Professor Discord...?"

>Discord?

>You never thought about that.

>He'd give you a job, no doubt.

>Good idea, Twilight.

>Her smile is back.

"Don't mention it."

>You take a sip of your latte.

>At least they bring the drinks to the tables here.

>But the liquid nitrogen you just ingested doesn't really help.

>Twilight laughs and drinks some, wincing as it hits her lips.

"This is awful!"

>Shhh!

>The hipsters might hea-

>Too late.

>You grab Twilight and run.

 

A. Back to CU

B. Stay in town

 

>Maybe it's time to go back.

"Are you sure? I'm having fun out here..."

>You can take her out another time.

>But she's feeling better anyway.

>Your job is done.

 

>You open the lobby doors for Twilight.

>She hugs you.

>Your... ribs...

"Anon... Thanks for taking me out. I feel so much better."

>You return the hug.

>It's no problem.

>You had fun too.

>She runs off to parts unknown.

>Will you ever see her again?

>...

>Probably.

>You have Physics lab soon.

>You go back to the dorm.

>Spike is playing more vidya.

>Seriously, Spike?

"What? I'm not addicted or anything..."

>Moderation is the word.

 

A. Vidya

B. Girls Hall

C. Study

 

>But it's Spike's life.

>If he wants to live it like that...

>You'll be there to save him.

>Just not right now.

>You take out your books and start thumbing through them.

>Art History?

>No...

>Maybe Physics?

>Acceleration, velocity gravity...

>No wonder you chose Humanities.

>Maybe you should have dropped the class...

>Hell, you coulda taken an AS course with AJ.

>Yknow, since she might not take those classes soon.

>You're really gonna miss her.

>The books keep your mind off it for a while.

>And it makes you tired.

>One eyelid drops.

>Another follows suit.

>...

>...

"Anon, wake up!"

>You're up.

>Twilight?

"Come on. We have lab!"

>Shit. Right...

"Bye Spike. Don't stay on there to long."

"Alright, Twilight..."

>Interesting.

 

>Ready to learn?

>No?

>Well, too bad.

>Luna comes in and passes out the worksheets.

"Alright, today, the Professor asked me to put you in assigned groups."

>*collective groan*

>She goes through the names.

>As if you cared about anyone else.

>You're just waiting to hear-

"Anon, Twilight, and... Trixie! Lab C."

>Seriously?

>This'll be weird.

 

A. Trixie

B. Twilight

C. Watch the fireworks

 

>You pull Twilight over to you before the fireworks can start.

"Why does it have to be.. her..."

>Twilight's never so... antagonistic.

>It's kinda hot.

"W-Wha?"

>Nothing, nothing.

>Applejack would kill you.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie demands a timer!"

>You take one out of the case and throw it to her.

>She has a new blue cap.

>Makes sense, since she burned the old one last time.

>Why does Twilight hate her again?

"I don't hate Trixie. She's just... I wish she wouldn't brag so much. It gets on my nerves."

>Yeah.

>You hate prideful people too.

>Inb4 Rarity or someone.

"Are you going to talk all day or help Trixie?"

>Dat third person.

>You found a new fetish.

 

"I thought that would never end."

>Trixie takes off her blue cap and exchanges it for another in her bag.

>Wot m8?

"I'll see you on League, Anon."

>Later, Trixie.

>Twilight comes from behind.

"I thought she'd never leave."

>Well, yeah.

>People like her are the cancer that's killing /b/.

"I'd better get going. I'll see you later."

>Later, Purple Smart.

 

A. Class

B. Lounge

C. Food

 

>Time for the only class that's worthwhile.

>You walk into Psych like what up, you got a big cock.

>You're still pumped up on that shit from the coffee shop.

>Ice on the cup, so damn frosty.

>The hipsters like, "Damn, that's a cold ass latte."

>Are you done?

>Yeah, you're done.

>You take your seat inside.

>Class goes by fast.

>Considering you don't have Pinkie to joke with anymore...

>Yeah...

>You miss her a lot.

>At least she's getting better.

 

>As your faceless classmates shuffle out of the room, you stop by Discord's desk.

"Anon, nice to see you. Anything the matter?"

 

A. Applejack

B. Job

C. Rarity

 

>Well, there's one thing in particular.

>Could you...

>Have a job here?

"A job in the Psych Department?"

>Or an internship.

>You're cool with whatever...

"You're low on funds, aren't you?"

>You bow your head in shame.

>No family care package has come for you...

>The shame...

"Hmm..."

>Discord takes out a glass and pours some wine into it.

>What, none for you?

>He takes a sip.

"My answer is... no."

>Ye-

>Wait, what?

>Discord smiles and pours himself some more.

"I can't give you a job here. This department doesn't need assistants or anything."

>Oh, damn...

>Well, you spent the last of your cash on Twilight.

>Definitely worth it.

>It's not like you have a girlfriend or anything.

"However, I can hire you as a personal assistant."

>Isn't that the same thing?

"Teachers assistant, errand boy, guinea pig, whatever you want to call it. How's that sound?"

>That sounds great.

>So, when do you start?

"Right now."

>He gets up and opens his closet.

"This box needs to be moved to the other side of campus. Think you can manage?"

>Definintely.

>It's only one *oof*.

>What's in this?

"That's a surprise. Now on your way."

>Time to go.

>You head toward the lobby.

>That should be the fastest way.

>You spot Rarity coming up the hall with a few boys behind her.

>Attention whores...

 

A. Rarity

B. Stay on task

C. Detour

 

>Rarity can enjoy her men.

>You've got the joys of working hard..

>And she'll never have that.

>Yfw upper middle class white girls...

>You find the closet eventually.

>Turn the key, open the door.

>Everyone walks the dinosaur.

>10/10 OP.

>You put the box inside.

>What was in that anyway...?

>You open the flaps to fine...

>Smaller boxes.

>All empty.

>Discord, what the hell?

 

>Discord, what the hell?

"Did you enjoy your first day on the job."

>You... sure?

"Good. Here's to many more like it."

>He hands you a full shot glass and drinks from his own.

>Maybe this job will work out.

 

>What time is it?

>You should probably text your soccer girls good luck.

Rainbow (Good luck tonight): Not that I'll need it

Derpy (Good luck tonight): Thanks Anon <3

>That girl won't quit.

>And that's fine.

>Sure.

 

A. Girls Hall

B. Dorm

C. Outside

 

>What are your favorite girls doing?

>You make you way over to the girls hall.

>Lyra?

>Wherefore art thou Lyra?

"Hey Anon. Want in?"

>Very much so.

>She keys you in and you walk into the hall like what up, you got a big cock.

>Rarity and Applejack know that.

>Now time to spread the "good news"

>...

>You slay yourself.

>Applejack's door is open.

>Helloooo Nurse!

"Howdy Anon. Long time, no see."

>Yeah.

>You've been busy.

>But now you've got time for Applejack.

>And that's always fun.

>She smiles and kisses you, undoing a button.

"So, how was yer date with Twilight?"

>Lel, date.

>It was fun.

>She needed something to get her mind of Shining Armor.

"That didn't work out, did it?"

>Not in the slightest.

>But hey, there are other guys.

>Twilight will definitely find the right one eventually.

"Hopefully someone as sweet as you..."

>Or as sweet as apple pie.

>How about a taste?

 

>You throw your clothes back on a while later.

>Does Applejack want to just, y'know, get out?

"Ah... Ah could use that..."

>Of course she could.

>Applejack puts her own clothes back on and follows you out of the room.

>Well, since you're here...

 

A. Fluttershy

B. Twilight and Rarity

C. Derpy

 

>What's Fluttershy up to?

>Knock knock.

>You are the one who knocks.

>You've learned from experience.

"Hi Anon. Hi Applejack. How are you?"

"Ah'm fine. What about you."

>Fluttershy proceeds to talk about classes and stuff.

*bark*

"Is that a dog?"

>Applejack didn't know?

>You're... pretty sure she knew about her...

"I've... I've been keeping a stray dog here. She just looked so lonely..."

>Applejack nods.

"Ah know the feelin'. Mah farm sometimes takes in strays. We take care of 'em till there owners git back..."

>Fluttershy almost faints from the happiness.

"Really? That's great!"

>The two of them sit on the bed.

>The dog comes out of the closet and runs to Applejack, jumping on her.

"Oh no... I'm sorry Applejack. I didn't think..."

"Naw, it's okay Fluttershy. She ain't doin' nothin' wrong."

>Actually, the dog looks pretty happy.

>Happier than she's been in Fluttershy's care.

>Weird.

 

>Fluttershy lets you out about an hour later.

"Ain't that dog just the cutest thing ya ever did see?"

>She pauses and takes your hand.

"Apart from you, 'course..."

>You grip her hand tighter.

>You...

>You don't want her to leave.

>But you don't want to bring that up now.

>There'll be time for that later...

>Vibrations.

Dash: game, 6PM, on tv. don't miss it, egghead :)

>Right...

>What time is it now?

"Almost 6. Why?"

>Time for the game.

 

A. Lounge

B. Applejack's dorm

C. Lobby

 

>That lobby will probably be crowded...

>CU proboably hyped the event.

>So, wynaut try the lounge?

>Oh, for real?

>Awesome.

>You knock on Twilight and Fluttershy's doors.

>Are they busy?

"N-No..."

>Good.

>How about Rainbow's game tonight?

>Making it a party at the lounge.

"O-Okay... I'll get my s-stuff."

"I'll brigng Rarity."

>Wait, Twilight, don-

>The door slams in your a face.

 

>You open the door for the group.

>Spike's already inside.

>Sup bro.

"Hey Anon. What're you doing here?"

>Rainbow Dash has a soccer game.

>Let's make it a party.

"Oh, really? Let me make a call."

>A few minutes later, pizza and soda is being delivered, literally to your doorstep.

>Good job Spike.

>Totally in the clutch.

>The food and drink gets passed around as you turn on the T.V.

"....And welcome to another exciting day of college soccer! For those of you just joining us, my name is..."

>Not important.

>Just start the game already...

>You want to see your girl win.

>And not just AJ this time.

 

End Day 30+

 

End Day 30+

 

>The game drags on slowly.

>Most of the gap is filled with you eating more pizza, or complaining about Rainbow's play.

>The redhead, Faust pushes the ball up to Derpy, who chips it to an open Rainbow Dash.

>And she kicks it just wide.

"And... It's in! A nice display of teamwork from Derpy Hooves and star player Rainbow Dash."

>Finally, Rainbow...

>Now time to win it.

>Only a few more minutes in the game...

>Maybe they can tie it.

"C'mon Rainbow. Ya ain't gonna lose like this..."

>AJ even encourages her rival.

>Why is she so perfect.

>Rainbow moves up, star-crosses from behind, and passes to Derpy.

>Er... really?

>The team covers Derpy as she moves down.

>She might actually.

"C'mon Derpy..."

>She lines it up with the goalie...

>And...

>It's in!

"I don't believe it folks. Do you believe in miracles? Because tonight CU proved anything is possible. A tie with Las Pegasus brings them closer to the championships. Good for them."

>The announcer starts going into stats on the players...

>Bust size...

>Really?

"Ain't Rainbow just the best? Ah wish Ah had time fer sports."

>Hey, hard work is just as important.

"Ah know... but still..."

>She grabs her stuff.

"Are ya ready to go?"

>Back to her place?

>'Course you are.

 

Applejack rapport up!

Twilight rapport up!

Fluttershy rapport up!

Discord rapport up!

 

The dog likes Applejack

Twilight got rejected

Rainbow Dash is in Las Pegasus

Discord gave you a job