CanterU: 29+ Monday

Welcome to CanterU: Ephemeral Moonlight of the Dirty Soul+ Edition!

 

The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3

Yesterday with posts: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/14017068

 

>Applejack...

>She moves in closer to you.

>Spooning = hair in face

>Smells like apples though.

>You don't mind that.

>Applejack is asleep.

>Probably.

>You've never been good with that kind of thing.

>It's getting close to class time...

>You should probably be getting out of here.

>You nigger out of bed and throw your clothes on.

>Are you leaving because you can't handle knowing AJ might leave?

>...

>You don't know.

>But you do know you don't want to deal with it right now.

"Anon, where are ya goin'?"

>!

>You have class...

>And you need to shower, get new clothes, etc.

>How is she doing?

"Ah... Can't ya stay fer a bit? Ah'd like the company..."

 

A. Stay

B. Leave

C. Encourage

 

>You have a few minutes.

>And besides, it's only English.

>You sit down on the bed, next to Applejack,

>She takes your hand and squeezes it.

>You don't know what you'll do without her...

>Probably let Rarity have her way with you or something...

>But still...

>Applejack was the first meaningful relationship you had since Femmy.

>And you're not sure you can find that again.

"Will... will ya miss me? If Ah have ta go?"

>Does she even need to ask?

"Ah know... Ah just want'a hear that you will..."

>You kiss her and put an arm around her.

>She might be leaving... it's not for sure yet...

>But she should be making the most of her time left here.

>The both of you should...

>Applejack kisses you back and rolls out from under the covers.

"Yer right, Anon. Ah... Ah wanna make these next few days count fer somethin'."

>Good.

>Now it's time to get out.

>The two of you head out to the lobby.

>Twilight comes out of nowhere and hugs Shining Armor.

>They know each other?

>Strange...

>You were pretty sure she was into Celestia...

"She has a crush on that guy... White Knight or somethin'."

>Right...

 

A. Food

B. Twilight

C. Class

 

>Maybe you could... help things along?

"Ah don't know..."

>It could be fun.

>You never know.

>What's up, Shining Armor?

"Hey Anon. This is Applejack, right?"

"Nice ta meet ya."

>Twilight is curled around his arm.

>That's... odd.

>So, how long have they been going out?

"Going... out?"

>Twilight blushes and wriggles out of Shining's arm.

"Uh, Applejack? Can I talk to you?"

"'Course ya can. What's on yer mind?"

>Twilight pushes Applejack across the lobby.

>Weird.

>So, are they together?

"Me and Twilight? No..."

>Wynaut?

>They look cute together.

"It's not that. I don't know man. I just see her as, like, a sister or something. I couldn't be with her like that."

>Oh.

>You understand that vibe.

>It's not like girls have rejected you for the same reasons...

You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a land of rejection and boy-talk. Next stop, The Friendzone.

>Well, you're sure he'll figure it out.

>Fluttershy comes out from the hall.

>Hey Fluttershy.

"Hi Anon... class time?"

>Yep.

 

>English with Rainbow.

"Sup bro. Ready to learn?"

>She's not serious, is she?

"Of course not! What am I, Twilight?"

>That's a relief.

>The Prof starts her lesson.

>Time to sleep.

 

A. Sleep

B. Rainbow

C. Notes

 

>You whip out a pencil and paper and get to work.

>You're paying really close attention...

>To... whatever exactly the professor is lecturing about.

>It's english stuff.

>Pathetic fallacy and motifs in blood.

>Who really understands that?

"This is easy!"

>Says the creative writing major on a sports scholarship.

>How are you paying for CU again?

>Those students loans are gonna wreck you.

>Shoulda checked yourself first.

 

"Finally. I thought that would never end."

>She's telling you.

>Why did you choose Humanities again?

>All your friends are in Science...

>Life sucks.

"Well, whatever dude. I'll see you later?"

>Probably.

 

A. Class

B. Lobby

C. Dorm

 

>You start making your way over to Art History.

>As you go through the lobby, you pass the rest of your friends.

>Look at them, having fun, in science...

>You're all alone.

"No ya ain't, Anon."

>You take some apple pie and keep moving.

>Art History should be... fun...

>Yay.

>Surprisingly, Spike and Rarity are both here.

>Maybe they're working it out?

>No, they're not talking.

>Too bad.

>You were rooting for them.

 

A. Spike

B. Rarity

C. Sit alone and work

 

>You wave at Spike as you continue up the aisle.

>You'd sit next to him, but he's been pretty sad about Rarity.

>Even if you did force him to gain.

>Ladies love gains.

>Just ask Fluttershy

"Anonymous, darling. How are you?"

>Just recovering from being molested.

>It's okay though.

>That sort of thing happens from time to time.

>At least, that's what the internet tells you.

Ever been on /b/?

"Oh, come now, Anon. You can't pretend you didn't enjoy it..."

>Her hands start moving towards your lap.

>She's hungry for cock.

>And not the edible kind...

 

A. Business

B. Bizness

C. Notes

 

>Er... not right now, Rarity.

>You've got stuff to think about.

"What's on your mind?"

>Just, Applejack...

"I see..."

>She fingers through her book.

"If you ask me, I always thought you could do better than her..."

>You didn't ask.

>And you wouldn't have.

>Applejack is amazing.

>And she doesn't have to molest you to get a thrill.

>Unless she's in to that sort of thing.

>Yfw Handcuffs.

"I-I only meant that-"

>You know exactly what she meant.

>But Rarity's feelings for you...

>Does she even have them in order?

"Me... and you? Anon, you're... I..."

>She buries herself into her book, a la Twilight.

>That's what you thought.

>You start writing some notes.

>Rarity did mention before that she'd want a relationship, and not something quick.

>Weird how she seems so willing to jump into your pants though...

>Must be because of Spike.

>...

>..?

>Is it?

 

>Class ends pretty quickly.

>You've got the day off now.

>That reminds you...

>You pull out the admissions letter you got yesterday.

>Maybe you should change you classes...

>But you can do that later.

 

A. Gym

B. Girls hall

C. Food

D. dorm

 

>You haven't eaten in hours.

>The hunger...

Applejack (Lounge?): Class. Sorry :(

>No problem.

>Surely you can find your way to the food hall...

>That overpriced, generic wasteland of college...

>It's not so crowded today.

"So what are eating today, darling?"

>Lol, Rarity. She's still here?

>Normally you get a banana and sit with your friends.

>But Rarity's here, so...

>Anyone else?

>Anyone?

>To your left, you spot Twilight and Fluttershy.

>Science squad must've disbanded for the day.

>You pop a squat at their table, Rarity following close behind.

"Hi Anon! How's class?"

>It's fine.

>Lots of art and writing.

>It's not too late to switch...

 

A. Twilight

B. Rarity

C. Fluttershy

 

>So, what's up with Twilight and Shining Armor?

"N-Nothing... b-baka.

>Rarity laughs and twirls her fork in her salad.

"She's completely in love with him. He's all she'll talk about."

"N-No! Quiet, Rarity..."

>Laughter all around.

>Why doesn't Twilight just tell him how she feels?

>As if you didn't already know his response

>She shifts around in her chair.

"I... I don't know... I wanted to do it today, maybe..."

"You simply must! You must!"

>Calm down, Rarity...

>Twilight needs to do this on her own.

>And after the Flash fiasco, she has a right to be cautious.

"Thanks Anon. But Shiny is different. I just know it can work out!"

>Her OPtimism is killing you.

>Twilight takes a sip of her drink.

"Anon, have you heard anything about Pinkie? Is she doing better?"

>You tell her about the visit.

>Discord's a bro.

>What else can you say.

"At least she's doing better. The poor dear, mixed up with all of that... trash..."

>Yeah...

>Twilight looks at her watch and quickly closes her books.

"Come on, Fluttershy. We have to get to chem."

>Flutters wordlessly follows Twilight.

>She was here, right?

"Looks like it's just me and you, darling..."

 

A. Rarity

B. Gym

C. Dorm

 

>Lol Nope.

>You've gotta work out.

>And you don't suppose Rarity would be interested in that.

"The gym? I should say not, with all the physical activity and... sweat..."

>She grimaces and picks up her books.

"I'll be in my room if you need anything."

>If she winks one more time at you...

>Jesus...

>You start walking back to the dorm.

Rainbow (Gym?): Definitely. Let's go.

>You need to get a few things first.

>Sweats... Water bottle... Spike.

>Yo Spike!

>Is he in here?

"Oh, hey Anon."

>He was behind you.

>Not playing vidya?

"Nah. I didn't feel like it today. I went out for a walk instead."

>Oh, really?

>That's awesome.

>So, he wants to go gym now, right?

"I don't know... it was a long walk."

>Well, as long as he's getting fit somehow.

"I'll definitely go tomorrow though. That cool?"

>Yep.

>You're gonna hold him to it.

 

"Keep going, Anon! One more!"

>You're getting physically fit.

>Physically, physically, physically fit.

>That song was good for a while.

>You get off the bench press.

"Nice job, Anon. I was pretty sure you were gonna stop a little earlier than that."

>Bitch, you need to be fabulously /fit/.

>Time to shower.

>The two of you head downstairs and into the locker room.

>Shower time.

>You already said that though.

 

A. Business

B. Bizness

C. Shower alone

 

"How are things with you and Applejack?"

>They're going great!

>No, that's a lie.

>You don't know how it is, really.

>Considering she might be leaving...

"Whoawhoawhoa. Applejack is leaving?"

>It's not really your place to say, but...

>You tell Rainbow about the farm's money problems.

>And how, because of that, Applejack might not be able to come back to CU.

"You're kidding, right? She can't leave..."

>Why would you make that up?

>Applejack is one of the best things in your life right now...

>And she's going away...

"Is there anything we can do to help?"

>You've thought about it.

>But, really, how can you come up with a couple hundred bucks in only weeks?

"Yeah..."

>The two of you look at the ground quietly.

>It's a lot to take in, especially for you.

>If Applejack leaves, what happens to your relationship?

>Could it work out?

>...

>Maybe.

>You need to see.

"Anon, I'm sure Applejack will work everything out. Her farm is huge, from what I heard. They'll make the money..."

>You want to believe.

>The shower doesn't take long.

>You're out before Rainbow finishes.

>There's still plenty of day left.

 

A. Girls hall

B. Lounge

C. Dorm

D. Outside

 

>You need to relax.

>And not to the sounds of Spike's keyboard clicks.

>The lounge seems like a nice place.

>You sneak off and find yourself on the couch.

>Peace and quiet...

"Hi Anon..."

>God dammit.

>Fluttershy...

>She sits at the table.

>She off from class?

"Yes. I just finished."

>That's cool.

>So how's she been?

>You feel like she hardly talks to you...

"I've been good. Taking care of the dog, learning things..."

>What kind of things?

"Just... things..."

>Interesting.

>Your boner's curiosity is piqued.

 

A. Business

B. Bizness (Hardmode disabled from trips yesterday)

C. Sleep

 

>It's a little hot in here.

>Flutters won't mind if you take your shirt off, will she?

"No..."

>Good girl.

>She gasps as you take it off.

>What's wrong?

"N-Nothing... You're just so... muscular..."

>True /fit/zen status achieved.

>Fluttershy can't stop staring at your arms.

>Does she want to touch them?

"Eep!"

>So, no?

"Um... ok..."

>She moves over to the couch and sits next to you.

>You flex for her.

>Not to much though.

>You don't want her to faint.

"It's so... hard..."

>That's not all that's hard right now.

>So, what happened with that app thing?

>Er... Angel Bunny, right?

"I-I stopped using it. I think you were right, Anon. I'm fine just the way I am. I don't need an app to give me confidence.

>Profound, coming from Fluttershy.

>You've helped change another life.

>Awesome.

"Hey, what's this?"

>Fluttershy picks up an envelope from the floor.

>Isn't that yours?

>Must've fallen out of your jacket.

"Anon, are you going to change classes?"

>Maybe.

>But you have time to think about it.

>So... yeah.

"No, you don't. The Undergraduate office closes in 15 minutes..."

>Oh, shit.

>Really?

 

A. Change your classes

B. Stay

C. Leave for:

1. Girls hall

2. Dorm

 

>Actually...

>You're pretty satisfied with your schedule.

>You get out early Monday, Wednesday, and Friday...

>And Discord is on Tuesday and Thursday.

>Discord...

>If anything, you'd transfer out of Art History...

>But, hey, you can probably just start skipping that with Rainbow or something.

>You'll stick with your schedule.

>Nothing bad can come of it.

>Definitely.

>You put your shirt back on and pack your stuff up.

>Early to bed, early to rise.

"Wait, Anon?"

>Yeah Flootsy?

"Could I... squeeze one more time?"

>As much as she wants.

>She pinches your biceps and squeals.

>How... peculiar.

>That's her fetish apparently.

>noted

>The walk back to the dorm is quiet.

>Most people still have class.

>What plebs...

>You're paying not to take classes, like a real man.

>Yfw famiry is most definitely shamed.

>You Spike, what's happening?

"Not much. Leaguing with Twilight."

>Seriously?

>Is she good?

"She's better than Trixie."

>You shudder at the memory.

>Too bad.

>She's cute IRL.

"IKR."

>Spike, really?

>You were kidding...

"I-I was kidding too."

>Right...

>Well, now that you're here...

"Wanna join?"

>Wynaut.

>You login and join the game.

Twilight: Hi Anon. Ready to go?

>Ready as you'll ever be.

 

End Day 29+

 

End Day 29+

 

>That was fun.

>You'd do it more often if you had the time.

>implying Anon doesn't spend more time out than in class

>Spike climbs into bed.

"G'night bro."

>Sleep well, Spike.

>As for you...

Applejack (Goodnight. Love you): Love you too. :)

>That gives you something to think about for a while.

>Do you love Applejack?

>...

>You have all night to think about it.

 

Applejack rapport up!

Twilight rapport up!

Shining Armor rapport up!

Rarity rapport up!

Fluttershy rapport up!

 

Shining doesn't like Twilight

Twilight doesn't know that

Rarity still wants the D

Fluttershy has a fetish

Applejack's problems are still not solved...