CanterU: 26+ Friday

Welcome to CanterU: The 3rd Birthday+ Edition!

 

The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3

Yesterday with posts: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/13984903

 

>Warmth next to you.

>You snuggle against it.

>So does your dick.

>Hurray for morning wood.

"Quit pokin' me, Anon..."

>You're just doing it in the wrong place.

>Otherwise she'd enjoy it.

>You kiss Applejack and roll out of her bed.

>So nice to sleep with other people.

"Want some breakfast in a few minutes?"

>Sure.

>You wouldn't miss her cooking for the world.

>A few minutes later, you're dressed and walking with AJ to the lounge.

>Something feels really nice about today.

>Like nothing can mess it up.

>Once you get inside, your greeted with purple streamers in the face.

>Now you know how Applejack feels every night...

>Minus the purple part...

"Oh, i'm so sorry Anon. I was just setting this up..."

>It's okay Rarity.

>The lounge is looking good.

>Twilight's party is going to be a smash.

>Applejack heads to the only part of the kitchen not covered in glitter.

"Applejack, are you still baking for tonight."

"'Course Ah am. Anythin' for a friend."

>That's your girl.

>You brush some purple glitter off the couch and sit down.

>This should be a fun day.

 

A. Applejack

B. Rarity

 

>Rarity's attaching some streamers to the ceiling.

>That step-ladder looks a little-

"Whoa!"

>You grab a hold of Rarity's step-ladder.

>That was close...

"Oh, thank you Anon. That could have been-"

>Close?

>You already said that.

>Does she need help?

"Yes, of course."

>She hands you a box of purple glitter.

"Could you spread this around? I don't think there's enough of it..."

>You look around the purple wonderland that was once the lounge.

>Purple mountains majesty...

>But hey, it's Rarity's party plan.

>You take a few handfuls and scatter them around.

>The lounge does look pretty awesome.

>Purple and rose colors dance across your field of vision.

>Streamers fill the air, and some presents are already stacked in the corner.

>Great job Rarity.

>She smiles at you and looks around.

"I'll admit, I never really had any experience planning a party, and I think I could have done better, but it's a pretty good first try."

>You concur.

>Seems easier than dressmaking.

 

A. Business

B. Bizness

C. Applejack

 

"Anon, come over here for a sec?"

>Sure thing, Applejack.

>She's hard at work making your food.

>Good girl right here.

"Ah'm tryin' to find some cinnamon. Can ya find me some?"

>You'll try.

>Not in the cupboard... not in the pantry...

>How hard is it to find cinnamon?

>Maybe Rarity knows where it is?

"Cinnamon? Oh yes, I have it right here."

>She pulls some out of her bag.

>And she just carries Cinnamon with her wherever she goes?

"No, I was using it for a cooking class. It's always fun to try new things."

>Yfw Applejack never needed a class.

>You hand it off to Applejack.

"Thanks Anon."

 

A. Business

B. Bizness

C. Relax and wait

 

>Anything else AJ needs?

"Naw, Ah'm good fer now."

>Great.

>You look over at the recipe book.

>What's Applejack gonna make for tonight anyway?

"Ah don't know. Probably fritters, Apple pie..."

>You've tasted her apple pie.

>It's delicious.

>Applejack kisses you and laughs.

"I can't really taste that good..."

>Don't knock it till she tries it.

>Anyway, no cake?

"'Course there's gonna be cake. Ah just have'ta decide what kind..."

>Maybe you can take care of that part.

"You? Really?"

>Sure.

>You've baked cakes before.

>You can definitely do it without burning the place down again.

"Again?"

>Your mind goes back to a time when you and Femmy tried to cook in Home Ec...

>Yeah...

>Nevermind.

>You'll take care of it.

"Thanks Anon. Ah didn't know if Ah had time to really do it..."

>No problem.

>You go back to the couch.

>You never noticed it before, but you've definitely seen it in a few videos online...

>Weird.

>You check through your phone.

Derpy: Hang out tonight?

>Actually...

Derpy (Birthday party. Want to come?): Sure :)

>That's better.

>You're sure Rainbow will remind her.

"Soup's on, ya'll."

>Awesome.

>After a great breakfast and some witty banter, you're on your way.

>It's 9:00.

>Do you know where your kids are?

>Definitely not in class, shaming famiry.

 

A. Class

B. Dorm

C. Outside

 

>English.

>Do you want to?

>No.

>But you're paying for school anyway.

>You head to class.

>Rainbow is there waiting for you.

"'Sup bro?"

>Nothing much.

>Just getting ready for Twilight's party, pushing away Rarity's advances, sexing Applejack.

>The usual.

>Rainbow laughs and opens her books.

"Sounds like fun."

>You open your books too.

>Gotta pretend like you actually do work in this class.

"Y'know, I still gotta get her a present."

>Likewise.

>Hey, can she remind Derpy later?

"Derpy's coming?"

>She's supposed too.

"Awesome."

 

A. Business

B. Bizness

C. Class

 

>You actually feel the need to focus today.

>English might actually be interesting.

>It isn't.

>Class goes by pretty fast though.

>That's a plus.

"Hey, want to go shop for Twilight's present together?"

>Sure.

>When's Rainbow free?

"I have a few classes. I'll text you when i'm done."

>Cool.

>You fist her and head out to Art History.

>Rarity's there, but no Spike.

>How... interchangeable depressing...

>Those two need to work shit out.

"Yoo-hoo, Anon!"

>She pats your chair as you walk over to her.

>It's not like you would've sat anywhere else.

>Did she finish the room?

"Yes. All that I need to do now is take care of the invitations, and make sure that Twilight doesn't find out."

>Sounds like a lot.

"It is, but Twilight is such a good friend. She deserves this."

>How generous of her.

 

A. Business

B. Bizness

C. Class

 

>Class goes by fast.

>Rarity doesn't say much.

>Except when you ask her to translate the art house gibberish the teacher says.

>This class...

>Soon, you're free.

>Finally free...

>... at page 15

"Make sure you're at the party by 8 Anon."

>Perfect.

>That gives you plenty of time to goof off.

 

A. Girls hall

B. Dorm

C. Food

 

>You gotta check on your bitches.

>Bitches love bitches.

>Speaking of bitches loving bitches...

>How's Fluttershy doing?

>Lyra opens the girls hall for you.

>Smooth sailing from here.

>Fluttershy's door is open.

>Perfect.

>Heelllooo nur-

>Oh, it's Rainbow Dash.

>Naked.

>Don't these girls now how to use their closet or bathrooms?

"Anon, what're you doing here? Knock much?"

>Lock the door when changing much?

>Rainbow doesn't seem all that mad though.

>More like, laughing.

"Whatever. You looking for something?"

 

A. The Dog

B. Rainbow (Bizness)

C. Leave before the spaget starts

 

>You just came in to-

*bark-bark*

>Oh, right.

>The dog.

>How does Rainbow deal with it everyday?

"Fluttershy's dog? I'm okay with it. As long as it doesn't bite me or lick me when I sleep."

>That's the only issue?

>What about the barking?

"She only barks when Fluttershy isn't here."

>Strange...

>How is the old dog doing anyway?

>You open the closet door.

>The dog comes out and barks happily, wagging its tail.

>She seems really happy.

>Why is it that when Fluttershy's here, it all changes?

"I don't know bro. Fluttershy seems like she actually cares for her..."

>Weird.

>You'd need to see her caretaking in action.

>In the meantime...

>You just realized that you've been talking to a naked girl this whole time.

>One who doesn't mind...

>This is just like that time at band camp-

>No, this is like when Rarity did the same thing...

 

A. Business

B. Bizness

C. Leave

 

>Well, this isn't awkward at all...

>And the fact that it isn't sort of bothers you.

>Rainbow is too much of a bro to really try anything with, even if she said she'd be down for that.

>And plus, Applejack is always there for you, sexually and non-sexually.

>And it's not like you have problems in the relationship.

>You might even l-

>lo-

>like her alot.

>So... yeah.

>Later Rainbow.

"Later bro."

>She fists you as you head on out.

"And don't forget, shopping later."

>Totally.

>Well, you're in the girls hall.

>Might as well find someone interesting-

>...Something interesting to do.

 

A. Applejack

B. Twi & Rarara

C. Derpy's new room

 

>What's Applejack up to?

>You open her door.

>Maybe she's naked too...

>Behind door number 2 is...

>A fully clothed Applejack, reading a book.

>Damn shame...

>Clothes...

"Hey there Anon. What's going on?"

>Not much.

>Just visiting a few friends and stuff.

>Always good to do that.

>Especially if their naked...

"Naked? Now what would ya want that fer?"

>Wait, you don't-

>Applejack's already undoing her buttons.

>No problem detected.

"Ah can always take care of them urges, you know..."

>It's not like you've been tempted by the other girls here.

>Definitely not Derpy.

>Or Rarity.

>Or Fluttershy, who's clearly asking for it.

>Or even... Pinkie.

>But still, Applejack always remains top of your list.

>She kisses you and starts undoing your zipper.

"Ah'm glad that Ah am..."

>Minutes later, the two of you are collapsed on the bed.

>Sex and dating.

>This could work.

>Applejack looks over at the clock, and suddenly jumps out of bed.

"Ah gotta go make that cake now!"

>She kisses you and runs out of the room.

>Sweet Apple Pie.

>You stay in her bed, checking your phone.

Rainbow: Ready to go?

>Yep.

>You throw your clothes on and head over to Rainbow's room.

>Knock first.

>She opens the door.

>Is her entire wardrobe running jackets and sports bras?

>You can't complain.

"Let's go!"

>You soon find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife.

>The town isn't that crowded now, so that's good.

"So what're we getting her?"

 

A. Book store

B. Record shop

C. Clothes store

 

>Maybe you can get her a book?

"A book? What're you, an egghead?"

>No.

>But she is.

"True. But that's why she needs something more exciting... Like a-"

>Owl?

"No. Why'd you say that?"

>It just came to mind.

"Whatever bro. I'm going in there. I'll meet you back here in 10."

>Sure.

>This couldn't possibly take long.

>You head into the book store.

>Mostly college kids checking out textbooks.

>No surprises there.

>You look through the aisles.

>Political History... Fictional Math... Frictional Math... Duck Anatomy...

>This is getting you no where.

>You turn to check another aisle.

>Oh, hey.

>It's Luna.

 

A. Luna

B. Hoof it alone

C. Leave for another store

 

>You never thought of Luna as the quiet bookstore type.

>Ok, you did.

>But still, how convenient that the sister of Twilight's lesbian crush is here.

>Sup Luna?

"Oh, hello Anon. What're you doing here?"

>Just looking for a gift for Twilight.

"It's Twilight's birthday?"

>Was.

>On Tuesday.

>And the surprise party is tonight.

"Oh, right. I think my sister might've mentioned something about it."

>Is she going?

"Maybe. I have a lot of work to do at the lab..."

>Come on.

>It's one party.

>That cant kill her.

>Grads need to let loose sometimes.

"I... Alright, sure."

>Great.

>Now, can she help you?

"Find a present for Twilight? I'm sure we can find something..."

>She leads you to the physics section.

"No... No... Right, here it is."

>Luna pulls out a blue book, with tons of strings on the cover picture.

"I was going to recommend this to her, but I think it'd make a better gift from you to her."

>Oh, really?

>Thanks Luna.

"It's no problem."

>You'll see her at 8.

>You pay at the register.

>They even wrap it up for you.

>Great service right here.

>Rainbow is waiting for you back on the street.

"Sup bro. What took you so long?"

>Buying books is serious business.

>A few minutes later, you and Rainbow are back inside.

>That was a journey.

"I'll see you at 8, Anon. Later!"

>Later, Rainbow."

 

A. Dorm

B. Outside

C. Go to the party early

 

>You gotta get ready for the party yourself.

>Shower, new clothes.

>You gotta pop some tags.

>Too bad you spent your $20 on a book...

>You open your dorm room.

>Spike is inside, playing LoL again.

"Hey Anon. Haven't seen you here for a while."

>Applejack's bed is just more comfortable.

>He'll understand that when he gets a girlfriend.

>Which could happen if he decided to visit Gainsborough with you.

"Yeah, yeah. We'll do that sometime soon, ok?"

>You'll hold him to that.

>You go to the closet and start picking out some clothes.

>Is Spike going to the party tonight?

"Twilight's party?"

>Yep.

"Oh yeah. I knew about it before."

>He did?

>Who told him?

"Er... Rarity did..."

>They're talking again?

"Not exactly..."

>Dammit Spike.

>He's gotta lock that shit down.

>Then she can stop bothering you about sex all the time.

"It's complicated, Anon..."

>Sure it is.

>Those two just need to work it out.

>And tonight is the perfect opportunity to do so.

"I'll... I'll try."

>Good boy.

 

A. Shower

B. Vidya till party time

C. Leave early

 

>You can't go to Twilight's party smelling like...

>nothing, really.

>But still.

>You strip off and head into the shower.

>Shining isn't there...

>Yfw no shower buddy.

>But that gives you more time to yourself.

>You Axe your head and give your body some of that Old Spice your grandfather uses.

>Fucking.

>Sexy,

>You run back into the room and quickly get changed.

>Spike ain't gonna shower?

"Nah. I'll be fine like this."

>Sure...

>The two of you grab your presents and head on out.

>This could be fun.

>You'll try to stay OPtimistic about it

 

"SURPRISE!"

>Twilight drops her bags.

"You guys..."

>Group hug time.

"You know, I thought you all forgot..."

"Nonsense, Twilight, darling. We always kept this in mind."

>And now that she's here, the party can start.

>Cue the music!

>Vinyl starts playing some fresh tunes.

>Good thing she was available.

>She waves at you as you make your way through the party.

>Everyone made it... Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow, Spike...

>The grads, Discord (for some reason)...

>And Derpy made it too.

>This isn't so bad.

>Applejack hands you a drink.

"For mah special guy..."

>Oo, grazie mille.

"What are you drinking soda for? The real drinks are right here!"

>Discord brings out a cooler.

>Beer, really?

"Professor Discord... you can't be serious."

"Why not, Celestia? It's for us, not them."

>He winks at you.

"They can have a little bit."

>Awesome.

 

A. Vinyl

B. Twilight

C. Applejack

D. Rarity

E. Grads

 

>You reach out and grab Twilight, putting her in a tight hug.

"Anon, let go of me..."

>She playfully pushes against you, but eventually hugs you back.

>Oh, you almost forgot.

>This is for her.

>You pull out the book you bought.

"Oh wow! A new book!

>She wraps her arms around you again.

"Thank you so much Anon! I'll start reading it right away."

>Oh, no she doesn't.

>This is a party.

>Can't she wait 'til it's over?

"I... um... yeah, of course! Le's have fun!"

>She seems to be having fun.

>Not the forced fun, like at the Freshman party a while back.

>But actual fun.

>CU is changing people.

>For the better, you hope.

 

A. Derpy

B. Applejack

C. Rarity

D. Fluttershy

E. Grads

 

>Where's Derpy?

>She was just here a second ago...

>Oh, she's talking to Rainbow now.

>Rainbow smiles and fists you.

"Great party, right?"

>Totally.

>Small gathering of good friends.

>This is what a true party is.

>Derpy hugs you and kisses your cheek.

"C'mon Anon. Let's dance!"

>Uh, sure.

>Vinyl's music is pumping, pushing everyone to sway with the music.

>Those base lines drop like Applejack's panties...

>You could think of a better analogy, but hey.

>Apple pie is always sweet.

>Derpy starts grinding on you.

>Boner, stay kill.

>Those jean-shorts aren't helping...

>They're like the shorts from that girl in pokemon.

>Hilda or something...

>Yfw Hilda is a name.

>The music gets a little faster, and so does Derpy's gyrations.

>Is she drunk?

>No.

>She'd be slurring her speech and be coming on to you.

>She's just... happier now.

>And that's good.

>You grab Derpy by the waste and follow her lead.

>Hopefully Applejack isn't watching...

>Inconveniently, Vinyl switches to a slow song.

>Great.

>Derpy turns around and wraps her arms about your shoulders.

"Looks like we finally get to dance together..."

>Er.. yeah.

>You're pretty sure that Applejack wants to dance right now...

"Aw, c'mon. It's a party. Let's have some fun."

>Derpy kisses your cheek again, this time a little closer to your lips.

>Not again...

 

A. Business

B. Bizness

C. Switch partners

 

>You look past Derpy.

>Applejack is looking at you weirdly, as if she expects something to happen.

>Hopefully it's not anything with Derpy.

>Rainbow notices her gaze and laughs.

>AJ turns and gives her a stern look, receiving a shrug.

>Well, only one way out of this.

>You spin Derpy and get out of her grasp.

>Sorry Derps, but this can't happen...

>Not right now, at least.

>You make your way over to Applejack and extend your hand.

>May you have this-

"Anon, here, quickly, take this."

>A beer bottle appears in your hand, still cold.

>Discord?

"Just take it, before Celestia sees."

>What a bro.

>Now, where were we?

>Right.

>Applejack comes into your arms and starts to dance with you.

>Was she worried?

"About what?"

>About Derpy?

"Naw. It's just that... Ah know ya care about her, and Ah'm not the jealous type, but it's just weird seeing ya try to push her away..."

>What does she mean by that?

"Ah mean, without hurtin' her feelin', y'know? She still likes ya, Anon..."

>You sorta came to that conclusion yourself.

>But Derpy...

>Derpy's always been a weird case.

>Sure, you thought that it was cute.

>And that it was naturally well-placed.

>But she had so little self-esteem.

>She needed a friend more than anything.

>And even if you weren't with Applejack, you'd still only see Derpy as a friend.

>You wouldn't want to lead her on or hurt her more...

>Applejack kisses you and leans her head against your chest.

"Ah never worried about ya for a second. Yer always so compassionate."

>You've been told.

>But really matters right now is Applejack.

>As you hold her, you slowly realize that, no matter what, she'll always love you.

>That she's found someone who she can care about and share her feelings with.

>Someone who she can enjoy her new life with.

>Starting something new, especially college, is hard.

>But with someone there beside you...

>It makes it a little better.

 

End Day 26+

 

End Day 26+

 

>The party is finally winding down.

>Mostly everyone has left the lounge.

>A few stragglers are still here though.

>Discord packs up his cooler and walks up to you.

"So, how'd everything go tonight?"

>It was... nice.

>Your feelings are slowly coming in order.

>And your friends are getting happier.

>The relationships you've made here at CU remain a part of who you are forever.

>And that's the greatest thing you'll ever learn here.

>Discord nods and takes out another beer.

"Cheers to you."

>Thanks Discord.

>Now, if you can be excused...

>Your beer is getting warm

 

 

Applejack rapport up!

Rainbow rapport up!

Derpy rapport up!

Rarity rapport up!

 

Held a party for Twilight

Rainbow is a true bro

You're starting to love Applejack

 

Entering Harem Hardmode...