CanterU: 18+ Thursday

Welcome to CanterU: College Circus+ Edition!

 

The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3

Yesterday with posts: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/13851743

 

>Damn.

>The sun.

>Why's it got to be in your eyes?

>It's not like you just had sex with Celestia...

>Or did you?

>Yesterday seemed really... short...

>What did happen yesterday?

>You had Psych, talked to a few people...

>You'll figure it out later.

>Spike is gone, probably to class.

>Hopefully.

 

A. Food

B. Vidya

C. Lobby

 

>Is Applejack busy?

Applejack: Sorry honey. Got class early. See you later ^_^

>Well, that leaves you one choice.

>The dining hall.

>You haven't been there in days.

>Applejack's cooking is superior to the amazing food in the hall anyway.

>Maybe you should cook for her one day...

>The hall is pretty packed today.

>Only a few empty tables.

>Anyone you...

>Oh, look.

>It's Derpy...

>Sitting with Rainbow Dash?

>At least she's being outgoing.

 

A. Derpy

B. Sit alone

C. Eat outside

 

>You're edgy.

>But so edgy that you eat alone.

"Hey bro! What's up?"

>Derpy looks at you and quickly turns back to her book.

"I... hi Anon."

>Hey Derpy.

"So bro, gym later?"

>Probably.

>You need to work on your gains.

>Some bitches might need hurting later.

>The party saturday might be the greatest deep cover mission of your life.

>And you gotta look the part too.

>GTL.

>That's how you get by.

 

A. Derpy

B. Rainbow

 

>How's Derpy been?

>You haven't really hung out with her for some time.

>Not saying the last time wasn't reason enough...

>Dat kiss.

"I... Yeah. It's been a while."

>The last time you saw her was in her underwear.

>In the underwear run, you mean.

>She blushes.

"Yeah... That was fun."

>Sure, sure.

>So, what's she been up too?

"Oh, just, you know... getting around and stuff. I've been trying to be more outgoing..."

>Oh, really?

>That sounds pretty good.

>How's that working for her?

"Well, I... not so good. Rainbow Dash is really helping me out though."

"You better believe it, buddy!"

>Yfw Rainbow Dash.

>At least Derpy has someone to help her out.

>She looks at you and blushes again, but she also looks sort of... sad?

"Yeah."

>The time is, what, 8:45?

>You got class soon.

"I gotta go. I'll see you later, bro."

>Sure thing, Rainbro.

"I should get going too..."

 

A. Derpy

B. Class

C. Dorm

 

>You should walk Derpy to class.

>Rainbow is already gone, and Physics will take a while to set up.

"Are you sure?"

>It's no trouble at all.

"Um, thanks."

>You walk with her outside.

>Apparently she has class in the fine arts building.

>Wait, what's her major again?

"Government services... maybe postal..."

>Is that even a thing?

"I... I like it."

>Sorry.

>You didn't mean anything by it.

"No, it's not you. It is a little weird I guess."

>She laughs a little, sort of nervously.

>Is she okay?

"I'm... I'm okay. Why would you ask that?"

>Because she seems a little distant.

>Actually, she was like that during the underwear run too.

>She's not upset with you, right?

"No! It's not you Anon... It's..."

>Yeah?

"It's... nothing. I swear. It's nothing."

 

A. Business

B. Bizness

C. Leave

 

>You stop her by the forest.

>The unforgiving campus forest, where Pinkie got corrupted.

>Or worse...

"Anon, I have to get to class."

>What's wrong?

"I already told you, there's nothing wrong."

>She can't even look at you while she talks.

>Something is wrong.

>What's her deal?

>She acted like this during the underwear run too...

"I... I...."

>She looks like she'll burst into treats at any second.

>You tell her to calm down and relax.

>Wait...

>Is this about that last time?

>When she got drunk and kissed you?

>Derpy just looks at you with big, pleading eyes filled with tears.

"Anon... please... I don't want to talk about that night."

>What Derpy did wasn't her fault.

>It was the alcohol.

>She seems a little more upset over that.

>Why is she so bothered by it?

>She wipes away a few tears and looks at you intensely.

"Anon, don't you understand by now? I... I like you... a lot..."

>Does not compute...

>What?

"You were there for me when no one else was, and you really cared about me over these last few days. I thought, I don't know, that maybe I had a chance with you... That maybe, you liked me too. But... you're with Applejack now... And I'm clearly not good enough..."

>The tears are back again.

>Derpy...

 

A. Kiss her

B. Console her

C. Ignore her

 

>You go in for a hug, but she pushes you away.

"No, Anon, it-it's not fair..."

>Wait, what?

"It's not fair that you... I shouldn't... I'm sorry, okay?"

>She has nothing to apologize for.

>Why should she say that anyway?

"Because you've always been there for me, always there to help me through all my stupidity. And... now... I don't know, alright?"

>What doesn't she know?

>She likes you.

>And there's nothing wrong with feelings.

>She shouldn't feel bad about that.

>Derpy wipes away a few tears, only for fresh ones to replace them.

"It's not that I'm ashamed of how I feel, Anon. You're... You're really amazing. You're one of the few people that ever really cared about me. That's why I started to like you."

>Then what is it?

"It-It's that you saw me all messed up. Not even one time, but twice! How could you ever even care about a person like that?"

>Derpy...

"No! I'm terrible! No wonder you went after Applejack."

>More tears.

"Although... I guess you do deserve better than me anyway..."

>That's not...

>No, Derpy, please...

>You go in to hug her again, and she tries to push you away, but you only hold her tightly.

"Anon, just... please, leave me alone... I don't want you to see me like this..."

>By this point, you've seen everything.

>At least pertaining to Derpy.

>But still, Derpy isn't that bad.

>Despite the lack of confidence, she is an amazing girl.

>She's smart, funny [at times], and a great friend.

>Hanging out with her was really fun.

>Even with the drunkenness.

>And sure, you can't be with her now.

>But who's to say she wouldn't make someone else happy.

>She'd make an amazing girlfriend for any guy lucky enough to have her.

>You wipe away a few of her tears.

"You... You really think so?"

>She better believe it.

>You kiss her cheek.

>And hey, maybe one day, she'll be with you.

"That'd be nice."

>Definitely.

>You walk her the rest of the way.

>You should be heading off too, but, after what just happened...

>You need to take care of Derpy.

>She's a little weak willed, but if you're there for her, she'll be okay.

>Hey, what's the time?

>9:50.

>Class starts soon.

"Wait, Anon!"

>Yeah?

>Derpy runs up to you, wraps you in her arms, and kisses you .

>Not again...

"Sorry Anon. I know you're with Applejack but... You deserve that much, without the drunk part..."

>She blushes and looks at her feet.

"Just... um... Thank you. Thank you for being there for me."

>You hug her and head off.

>She's going to be okay.

>After all, you'll be there for her.

 

>Now you've got 3 hours of class.

>Yikes...

>You run back to your dorm.

>You might need your books.

 

A. Skip class

B. Class

C. Lobby

 

>What do you have now...

>Physics?

>It's going to be a long day.

>You pick up your books and head on out.

>Twilight is coming from the girls hall.

"Hi Anon. Ready for class."

>Obviously not.

>Physics isn't your thing really.

>Isn't today the day you get the midterm results?

>Twilight pales a little and starts walking a little slower.

"I... uh... no... I'm pretty sure that's tomorrow."

>She sure?

"Yes!"

>No need to yell...

"I mean, yes."

>That's better.

>The two of you take your seats and start the wait for Professor Neigh.

>Is she coming tomorrow?

"To what?"

>Oh, that's right.

>You never got to tell anyone about the C.U.M. party tomorrow.

 

A. Tell her the plan

B. Bizness

C. Lie

 

>You reach your arm around Twilight.

>Maybe you can get to know her a little better.

>Even if it is in class...

>You move your hand downward.

"A-Anon... What are you..."

>Shhh...

>No wondering.

>Only dreams now.

>Your hands start going down to her skirt.

"A-Anon..."

>You move down her skirt and...

>Got it.

>Damn spiders.

"Oh.. I-I was a little..."

>Interested?

>She blushes.

"No! B-baka.

>More on Twilight later.

>Now you better skip.

>Time skip that is.

>Finally it's 10:00.

"I'll see you during lab, Anon."

>Later, Purple Smart.

"Wait, Anon, before you go."

>Yeah?

"Um, maybe... maybe we could go a little further sometime?"

>Wait, what?

>It's not like her to be so forward.

>Weird.

>But you'll keep it in mind.

>She is sorta cute.

>In a librarian sort of way.

>You watch her run off.

>You should get going too.

>The lobby is pretty empty right now.

>Free couch.

>Fluttershy is reading a book at the table with Rarity.

>And Rainbow is heading outside.

 

A. Rainbow

B. Flutters and Rarara

C. Dorm

D. Food

 

>What's your favorite Doormat & Fashionista team up too.

"Hello, Anon. How are you today?"

"H-Hi Anon..."

>You turn your attention to Rarity first.

>Fluttershy is a little too quiet for your taste.

>How's she been.

"Well, school has been sort of... drab. I've spent most of my days designing dresses and spending time with the... rougher sex..."

>Did she just... wink at you?

>Again?

>Spike's not gonna like this.

"Spike? Spike and I aren't... What are you implying, darling?"

>Isn't she working things out with him?

"Like I said before... I'm not sure. He's very sweet and caring, but... I don't know..."

>That's what she said last time.

>But maybe next time she'll actually have an answer.

>What about Fluttershy?

"Me? I-I... I haven't been doing much..."

>She looks at her phone.

"I mean, um, going to class spending time outside. I love being outside..."

>Nature 'n shit?

"I... yeah."

>Is she still taking care of the do-

>Before you can finish, Flutters takes her hands and covers your mouth.

"Darling, what're you doing?"

>Fluttershy blushes and goes back to her book.

"I... um... nothing."

>Her phone flashes, but she doesn't look at it this time.

>Rarity checks her watch.

"Oh my! It's almost class time... Fluttershy, you better get going too."

>The girls pack up and start heading out.

 

A. Rarity

B. Fluttershy

C. Hoof it alone

 

You decide to walk with Fluttershy.

>Maybe more alone time with her will force her to talk.

>Forcing Fluttershy...

>mhmmm...

"Um, Anon... What are you thinking about?"

>Nothing!

>Definitely not about Fluttersex.

>Actually, Apple pie might be better.

>It HAS been better...

>You really should get more sex from Applejack.

>Sure, being serious gives more meaning, but...

>Sex.

"Well, um, if you don't mind me saying, why don't you just ask her?"

>You said all that out loud?

>Yikes...

>But that's not a bad idea...

>That's Flutters.

>Where is she going anyway?

"I have Environmental Science right now. You... don't have to go with me, if you want..."

>You want to.

>You never really get to spend time with Fluttershy.

>Even if you really want to.

"W-What do you mean by that?"

>That you never get to have fun with her.

>She's a friend, and you should hang out with her more.

>Not implying much else.

"Sorry. I thought you meant something else."

>Fluttershy implied.

>How... lewd.

>You take a minute to realize you're not on your way to the science part of campus.

"I have to get my books first..."

>You know that feel.

>Fluttershy opens the girls hall for you and you walk with her to her dorm.

>You can hear the dog whimpering in the closet.

>How does Rainbro deal with it?

"How is my little doggie doing today?"

>Fluttershy goes and puts more food in a bowl and goes back to getting her books.

"Okay. I-I think I have everything."

 

A. Head to class.

B. Attempt Bizness

 

>Maybe she should change her sweater.

>The one she's wearing is more forest green, instead of the usual emerald.

"Ohmygosh, you're right!"

>She takes off her top and heads back into the closet.

>Her boobs gainax as she runs over there.

>Nice.

>She turns to you as she gets a new sweater and blushes hard.

"Um... could... could you leave for a minute?"

>Su-

>She already pushed you out.

>A minute later, she's out and ready to go.

>She's got an impressive body.

>Why does she hide it under all that sweater?

"I-I... It's not that great... And I don't want to cause problems..."

>Problems?

"Back home, a lot of girls made fun of me. And boys tried to... to touch me..."

>Really?

>That's actually pretty bad.

>What kind of person would try to take advantage of Fluttershy?

"It-It wasn't so bad. They stopped when I met my boyfriend."

>Flutters has a boyfriend?

>She shakes her head.

"Not anymore.He was... nice."

>Just nice?

"Yes."

>Maybe she'll tell you more later.

>You're at the science building now.

"T-Thanks for walking me, Anon. I'll see you later, maybe."

>Later Flutters.

>You head back to the lobby.

>It's almost time for lab.

>But do you really want to go?

>Applejack is heading off somewhere...

>Apple pie is always a great distraction.

 

A. Class

B. Applejack

C. Dorm

 

>You start heading back to the science building.

>Funny how you just came from there.

>Why didn't you stay?

>Whatever, you got class now.

>You take out your phone.

>Gotta tell people about the plan.

Vinyl (How's le music?): Le? lol. And it's good. You should come and hear some new stuff!

>You'll keep that in mind.

>And you gotta be a good boyfriend.

Applejack (C.U.M. party tomorrow. Pinkie might be there): I'll be there then too.

>Always at your side.

>Whatta gal.

>Twilight and her Asian clones are waiting outside.

>Lab isn't open yet?

"No. We have to wait for the lab assistant. The professor is absent today."

>Well, this could be a while.

>That cute girl in blue... what's her name... Trixie, right... she comes from behind.

"Twilight."

"Trixie."

>The sense of rivalry is strong with these two.

"Sorry I'm late!"

>You turn and see Luna running up the hall.

>She's the assistant?

>Luna opens the lab door and sets everything up.

>Let's get this started.

 

A. Twilight

B. Trixie

C. Luna

D. Give up on science

 

>You need a guaranteed passing lab grade.

>You sit back as Twilight and her science squad do all the work.

>Perfect.

>Trixie looks like she's having a hard time with her lab.

>And Luna seems to be struggling with some paperwork in front.

>Those girls have...

>The blues...

Yeah, I just said that

>After an hour, Twilight and her clones are finished.

"Anon, wake up!"

>You weren't sleeping.

>Just, resting your eyes.

>Yeah, that's believable.

>You and the gang turn in your papers to Luna and head out.

>You've got Psych now.

>Should be fun, now that you and Discord are buddies now.

>Plus, you need to reschedule your midterm.

"Later, Anon."

>Later Violet Intelligent.

 

A. Class

B. Dorm

C. Food

 

>You get into class just as Discord enters.

>That animal skin suit never looked more patchworky.

"Well class, let's get down to business!"

>There's a song that starts playing in your head.

>Weird...

>You've definitely heard it before.

>It's catchy.

>Anyway, Discord starts going on about sex and life and all that Freudian good stuff.

>Soon the time for class ends.

>You walk up to Discord's desk.

>There's a lot of stuff you need to talk to him about.

"Hello there, Anon! Have anything good to drink recently?"

>Not really.

"Well, let's take care of that!"

>He opens one of his drawers, and pulls out some vintage wine.

>Wait, what?

>He takes out two shot glasses and fills them.

>He downs it as he passes the other one to you.

"So, what's the problem?"

>Well, mainly the midterm.

>You gotta fix that.

"Oh, right."

>He takes another shot.

"How about next Tuesday? It'd be easier for me to grade by then."

>Sounds *urp* perfect.

"Now then... *gulp*... anything else you wanted to talk about?"

 

A. Tell him about Pinkie

B. Talk about AJ

C. Nope, you're good

D. Just drink more

 

>Actually, there was one more thing he could help you with.

>He knows Pinkie Pie, right?

"I should say I do. She's one of my best students. She completely understands the concept of randomness and entropy... pure chaos!"

>Um, right.

"Come to think of it, she hasn't been in class as of late. Do you know where she's been?"

>Yes... and no.

>You tell Discord everything, minus her taking the drugs.

>You don't want to implicate Pinkie too much.

>Discord nods and pours you some more wine.

"It sounds like some real trouble."

>Yeah...

>And you're sort of lost on what to do.

>He drinks some more and puts away the bottle.

>Aww....

"Well, from what I can tell, what you should do is confront Pinkie and get her some professional help. I don't doubt your ability to help her, but..."

>Yeah.

>Professionals could do a better job.

>You'll give it a try, but still.

"Addiction is serious, Anon. Drugs really take away from the randomness of all things."

>Drugs?

>You didn't mention drugs...

>Discord winks and sends you on your way.

>What a cool guy.

>You head back to your dorm.

>Spike's still not there.

>His computer is running though.

>You put your stuff down and lie down on your bed.

>So tiring, all this school.

>You check your phone again.

>Not much happening there.

>Pinkie never responded to that text you sent her.

>Oh well.

>You'll help her on Saturday.

>Those sororisisters need to be put in there place.

>In the mean time, you still have a few hours.

>And that computer screen is looking pretty good.

>Maybe you can...

>LoL login?

>No problem.

>Loading...

>Okay, and...

>No, take the lead...

>Cast the...

>God dammit...

 

>You're gonna be here for a while.

 

End Day 18+

 

End Day 18+

 

Derpy Arc: Complete!

~Derpy likes you

~Maybe there's something there for you...

 

Twilight rapport up!

Fluttershy rapport up!

Derpy rapport up!

Discord rapport up!

 

Discord is a bro

Fluttershy has a secret

Applejack is going to the party