- >Wake up
- >Get off the fucking ground like a boss
- >Undo your belt
- >Drop your pants
- >Put your pants on your head
- >Run towards the nearest city
- >It's Ponyville bitches
- >You run into the city screaming
- >Raaaaaaape
- >The pastel coloured horses look at you with terror
- >You begin ravaging all the cute marshmallowy horses with your superman cock
- >As you run through the streets violating these creatures you realize
- >There is one thing you must do
- >You remove all of your remaining clothing
- >You run all the way to Canterlot
- >You burst open the doors of the Gala
- >You
- >Raaaaaaape
- >All the marshmallow buttholes
- >They scream in protest, but you just fill those holes too
- >You jump onto the chandelier and begin jizzing like spiderman all over the cakes
- >You scream the phrase "LIKE A BOSS" as if you were high
- >You begin vomiting spaghetti
- >The building turns into spaghetti
- >Your semen is now meat sauce
- >Equestria is now saved forever from the Pastel Coloured Menace
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