- >Equestria day 42
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- >>The ride back to Ponyville is tense
- >>None of your friends trust you in this new body
- >>Even with Celestia's ok that you were no threat and all, they still didn't trust you
- >>Especially Dash, who thinks thats a load of bull
- >>It lets you ponder your thoughts, so there's an upside
- >>Downside is that Celestia is now watching them
- >>No privacy at all, there goes the porn fantasies for the rest of your life
- >>You're tired
- >>You're alone
- >>You have to win your friends trust back
- >>Like they never were your friends to begin with
- >>It burns you up inside at the thought
- >>Life has now dealt you from a stacked deck
- >>You know it, but you cant do anything about it
- >>Fear of that world is enough to keep you in line
- >>And just what did Celestia want from you anyways
- >>She wants you to live so she can record it
- >>Then what, bring in some sap from that world and do the same
- >>To see another human would be nice, but if they are like anything from that world, suicide sounds great about now
- >>Why Celestia picked you to be her little subject is beyond you
- >>Were you different from those other people, or were you just lucky
- >>Boy that would be nice, luckiest guy in the world from that perspective
- >>Not that you would know, your memories have been leaving you since day 1
- >>And you were too stupid to realize it
- >>"We're here."
- >>The chariot lands on the outskirt of Ponyville
- >>Night was just rising, what a terrible day
- >>Just want to get drunk and sleep it off
- >>Too bad you lost your drinking buddy there bro
- >>Going it alone this time
- >>Applejack bids fare-night and leaves
- >>Fluttershy left moment you landed, feed her pets no less
- >>Rarity said goodbye and trotted off to her house
- >>Rainbow Dash said she had some sleep to catch up on and flew off
- >>Not before shooting you a venomous glance that is
- >>Damn it, what you'd give to be a pegasus again
- >>For ONCE in your life, Pinkie Pie is actually tired, that shocked you a bit
- >>She said goodnight and left to Sugercube Corner
- >>Leaves you and Twilight
- >>"Well, this has been a confusing day. But,"
- >>She hands you a key
- >>"You'll be staying in Bolts house. You know where it is dont you?"
- >>Stupid question to ask
- >>But you play it stupid and innocent and just nod your head
- >>Twilight leaves, and the chariot takes off as well
- >>Leaves you alone in the street
- >>If there was anyone out at night, all eyes would be on you
- >>Some strange alien beast that just showed up, and is now living with them
- >>You grumble to yourself as you make your way home
- >>In your house should be enough bits to last for another month
- >>Lets you ponder your situation a bit more and figure out what you can do around here
- >>Your not a pegasus, so no clearing the skies like you were taught
- >>Cant use magic
- >>You doubt your strong enough to work the farm
- >>Fucking Celestia, if only she had left a memory of what you did in that other world
- >>You've officially traded one shit storm for an even better shit storm
- >>Originally you were gonna try and live off the lamb, so to speak
- >>Fix the problem as time went by
- >>But now, you were Celestia's little human
- >>You obey her every order, and she lets you live in Equestria until your dying breath
- >>With would probably be cause by her no less
- >>Luna promised you safety, guess that was as much as you'd get
- >>Bright side, you have a house and some bits left
- >>So no rush yet
- >>You reach your house
- >>Thank Celestia that it was a house on the ground and not in the clouds like Dash's
- >>You go to turn the knob to the door
- >>Locked
- >>Strange, you always left the front door open
- >>You used your house like a shelter, so you really didn't mind other ponys using it
- >>But you keep your personal things locked up in your room
- >>Insert the key and you hear the gears turn with it
- >>Open the door, dark inside
- >>You reach behind yourself to take off your bags
- >>Forget your not a pony anymore, now your gonna need a REAL bag to carry things in
- >>facehoof.jpg
- >>Still not a pony
- >>facepalm.jpg
- >>Shut the door and flip on the lights
- >>Thank god these ponys know how to make electricity
- >>Notice movement out of the corner of your eye
- >>Whip around
- >>Nopony
- >>Your imagining this
- >>Wouldn't be surprising, your on edge since Celestia is basically watching your ever move and thought
- >>Need a drink
- >>Go to kitchen, looks empty for some reason
- >>Open the cupboard holding all your booze
- >>Empty
- "If this is a dream, kill me now."
- >>Take out the loose block from the wall
- >>Behind it is where you keep some of your hidden booze
- >>Reach inside, grab a bottle
- >>They get to these, thank Celestia
- >>Hold it in the light
- >>Empty
- >>Cant catch a fucking break tonight can you
- >>Toss it away
- >>Skip the drinking then, go to bed
- >>Before you climb the stairs, you lock your door
- >>Since your no pegasus, cant have ponys snooping around your place
- >>Something moved again
- >>Not letting your mind play tricks on you, you keep moving
- >>Something to your left, now its getting annoying
- >>But you see a rainbow tail behind the couch this time
- >>Mind, sorry for doubting you
- >>You backtrack your steps again, Dash isn't moving
- >>Your steps dont make a sound
- >>For once things are working in your favor
- >>Three
- >>Two
- >>One
- >>You jump behind the couch and catch Dash by surprise
- >>"Hu-Hey!"
- >>She thrashes around under your weight
- >>Its cute how she struggles around like that
- >>But you dont let up
- "What were you doing in my house."
- >>She bites at you, which you merely move your head from
- >>"Its not YOUR house, its Bolts house."
- >>When you were just starting to enjoy your time
- >>Again with that shit
- "Damn it I AM Fire Bol- ah fuck it."
- >>You get off her and sit down on the couch
- >>Had enough of this shit already, might as well stop fighting it
- >>Your not Fire Bolt anymore, that pony died when you changed back
- "How were you able to lock the door anyways?"
- >>Dash gets herself to her feet and tosses you another key
- >>"Bolt gave me his spare key."
- "And why were you in the house?"
- >>"Came to get my stuff before you got here."
- >>She taps her bag
- >>Now you remember, you gave Dash your spare key in-case anything happened to you
- >>And she did spend the night before over here, so that's acceptable
- "Alright, just get out."
- >>You put your head in your hands and just sit there
- >>Now your depressed again
- >>Dash takes a look at you before heading to the door
- >>You hear her rustle with the doorknob
- >>"Uh, you locked it."
- >>For fucks sake
- >>You toss her the spare key
- >>Not in the mood to do it for her
- >>She takes it and unlocks your door, on her way out she shuts it
- >>At least she could do that
- >>No happy water for you to drown this day away
- >>Dammit this sucks
- >>Celestia I hope your taking notes on this
- >>You've fucked up my life good
- >>No pony trusts you, or likes you for that matter
- >>That you can live with, but with Dash
- >>Its like salt on an open wound
- >>Fuck it burns you up inside
- >>Have to befriend everypony once again
- >>Means going through another one of Pinkies welcome partys
- >>If she throws one for you that is
- >>You miserably drag yourself off the couch and to the door
- >>No key in sight, Dash might have taken it with her
- >>Expect another late-night visit you guess as you re-lock the door
- >>You walk up the stairs and whack your head into the ceiling
- >>Now that your back to being six foot, this house is JUST tall enough to hold you
- >>You can live with this for now, but your going to want a bigger place soon
- >>Go to your room's door and try to open it
- >>Locked
- >>Forgot that you lock this door even when you were inside it
- >>You being the paranoid son of bitch that you are
- >>Take off the door trim above the door
- >>When you were still a pegasus, you had to fly up and do that
- >>Now the thing is shoulders high
- >>Crashing on the couch from now on, but you still need your stuff
- >>Take the key and unlock the door
- >>The door is so such smaller than you, you have to crawl through the thing to get inside
- >>On the bed are some of the things Dash gave you when you were still friends
- >>You decide to leave them there and grab the bag of bits
- >>Well, there was one last thing here you could use
- >>You remove a floor board to reveal your emergency bottle of jack
- >>You considered this an emergency, so why not
- >>Stuff the bag in your pocket and crawl out of your room
- >>You lock the door behind you and replace the key and door trim as is
- >>No need to ever go in there again, not for a while
- >>Crack open that bottle you brought and chug it all on your way down
- >>It's empty, your not drunk
- >>You can hardly call it a buzz too
- >>But your tired of the day, tired of everything really
- >>No friends anymore
- >>Celestia's little human
- >>Fuck it, you jump on the couch and pass out on it
- >>You dream of what life could have been like, before you changed back
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