- >Equestria day 42
- >[Fancy second text goes here]
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- >>You slipped away from your captors
- >>Fooled them into thinking you escaped outside
- >>Now here you are, in this dark room you cant see in
- >>And someone was there with you
- >>Not that you can blame yourself, you were out of time as is
- >>Still disheartening that after all that, you ended up getting caught
- >>You slowly turn around to see who's with you
- >>A tall, dark blue pony stands before you, like a god of the night
- >>"What are thou doing in my room, human?"
- >>Great talks like Shakespeare, this is going to go smooth
- "I was try to- wait, did you just call me human?"
- >>Your fairly surprised by this
- >>"What else wouldst thou be, you are not a mare nor stallion."
- >>Well that was obvious, but for someone to recognize you as human
- >>That was mind-blowing shit right there
- "Well if it counts, I was a pegasus for a little more than a month."
- >>Luna looks at you strangely
- >>She's staring into your eyes, into your very soul
- >>Suddenly she looks appalled and rears back
- >>"Oh, oh dear..."
- >>She opens the door, against your best wishes
- >>You guess she's on your side since she looks around to make sure the coast is clear
- >>Again, against your best judgement, you follow her out of the room
- >>She takes you to what you think is the main room
- >>Both of you stand before a set of large ass double doors
- >>"I promise you, nothing bad will befall thou."
- >>You have a feeling that promise will be short lived
- >>She opens the big double doors and there are seven figures standing in the room
- >>Back up for a moment though
- >>This, as you imagine, is the throne room for Celestia
- >>And there she is, about, if not taller than Luna
- >>And there's the mane6, talkin her up
- >>Fuck cant get a break today
- >>"Oh hello Luna, and who is that..."
- >>They all turn and face you, already not going to end well
- >>"YOU!"
- >>Dash up in your face again, er, more like on top of you
- >>Her hoofs have you pinned to the ground
- >>"Got you now! Lets have it, WHERE IS BOLT?"
- >>Luna's got your back, for once a pony does
- >>She takes Rainbow Dash off of you and tells her to be patient
- >>By now though, all you want to do is run
- >>But Luna promised you'd be fine, just hope she was right about that
- >>Slowly pick yourself up and look at Luna
- >>She doesn't say anything to you, but merely smiles and motions for you to go forward
- >>With a gulp you walk slowly up to Celestia, all eyes on you
- >>"So, your the one thats been causing so much stir around here."
- >>Thank god she doesn't talk like Luna, but behind that soft voice you can almost make out a commanding sense of obedience
- "Its not obvious?"
- >>Smart ass move there bud
- >>"Yes, well, I would assume you know why your here then?"
- >>Again, you've got that feeling Celestia is demanding you to answer her question
- >>Even if it is the most benign and stupid of them all
- "Im here for the free food and party. How are you Princess?"
- >>She doesn't seem to be amused at your comments
- >>Shits given yet, not a one in sight
- >>"Your jokes are not amusing Human. You are here for the disappearance of Fire Bolt the pegasus."
- >>Oh for fucks sake this AGAIN
- "For the last god damn time, I AM FIRE BOLT!"
- >>They still look at you like your a lunatic
- >>No cage in sight, thats a start
- >>"I TOLD you before!"
- >>You look at a restrained Rainbow Dash
- >>"There is NO WAY you can be Bolt, EVER!"
- >>Man Dash is hell bent on not believing you were Bolt
- >>Well, since she woke up on top of you and not her bro Bolt, that must have rustled some jimmies
- >>There's definitely no way your going to win this one
- >>But Celestia seems to be...amused
- >>Seriously, what the fuck
- >>Celestia is AMUSED at this, yet five minutes ago she was actin all 'Hurp Derp, I dont know whats going on or who you are'
- >>Twilight looked at her teacher
- >>"Princess, what did you say he was?"
- >>Celestia looks and smiles at her student
- >>"He is a human Twilight. A being from another world."
- >>Another world indeed
- >>What does she think this is crap is, the game or something
- >>Ok so we all lose, the end
- >>Spaghetti comes out the walls and Wuten is most pleased
- >>...
- >>Ok, back to the story for you then
- >>Celestia looks you in the eye the same way Luna had
- >>Into your soul and all
- >>She gives an amused chuckle again
- >>Seriously, what is with this bitch
- >>"Dont worry every pony, "
- >>All eyes fall on Celestia for once
- >>"Fire Bolt is safe and sound. But he is just where we cannot see, and maybe in time, we will see him again."
- >>They all look confused, well everyone but you, Luna, and Celestia
- >>"But Princess, where IS Bolt? Why cant we see him?"
- >>Rainbow stands with the other mane6 in confusion
- >>"Dont worry Rainbow Dash, you will be able to see Bolt soon enough. But if I may have a word with our guest here, mister..."
- "Anonymous."
- >>"Yes, I would like to have a word with Anonymous here."
- >>They all give a bow and wish the Princess a good night before they file out
- >>Luna gives you a nod of faith before letting herself out of the room
- >>Alone, with Celestia
- >>Fuck
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- >>"Now human,"
- >>She's dropped her soft voice and kind aura
- >>"Why are you in my kingdom?"
- >>You assume she must have had the case of the Derpys or something
- >>What else could you be doing in her kingdom, pillaging and looting or something
- "Other than this? I have no idea."
- >>She gives a pleasant sounding 'humph'
- >>"Good, lets keep it that way shall we?"
- >>You look at her shocked
- >>Did she know something that you didn't
- >>Or more, why didn't she want you to know WHY you were in Equestria
- "Um, Princess, what do you mean by that?"
- >>She gives you a look that makes you wither under it
- >>"Human, can you-"
- "Ok, stop calling me human. I HAVE a name you know."
- >>Celestia stomps a hoof down, it gets you to shut your yap
- >>"Do NOT speak out of line Human. You have no name, because you have no memories."
- >>Have no memories, that was bullshit
- "I can remember anything I want to!"
- >>"Then can you recall a moment before your time in Equestria?"
- >>You think about it for a moment
- >>Something before you came to Equestria, something, ANYTHING
- >>Fuck you cant think of anything, anything but your name
- >>Anonymous
- "Ok fine, so whats your point?"
- >>"That IS my point human. You cant remember anything because I wont let you."
- >>....
- >>....
- >>Are you fucking kidding me
- >>No wait, you got something this time
- >>What she just said reminds you of....
- >>Being back at home, at some...glowing screen
- >>Reading some by a guy named...Shermanator
- >>"I hope you guard that memory well Human."
- >>Fuck her
- >>"Now, let me explain why you are here. For you see, YOU are an accident that happened in Equestria."
- >>An accident you say, that would be a first
- >>"Since you were turned into a pegasus pony through your journey here, it was harder to track you down, and I had almost given up hope that you really were brought here. Thank you for changing back to your true form, you have saved me the trouble of coming to get you myself."
- >>So what are you then, her little human or something
- >>This is turning into a REALLY bad fanfic now
- >>"Your kind is really useful for what I had in mind."
- "And that would be?"
- >>"In due time, my little Human. Until then, you are to live a life in Ponyville so I may take note of how best to use you in my experiments."
- >>There is NO WAY your going to be her little experiment, much less her pet
- "And if I refuse?"
- >>Her horn glows a light green color, and you find your vision engulfed in its power
- >>
- >>
- >>Your above a city now, the place is made of concrete and steel
- >>You cant see green for miles around, albeit from a few dots of tree's and grass around a few places
- >>People are walking around, like robots, with no color
- >>Its a grey world, no color at all
- >>To your new view of the world, its disgusting
- >>They keep going, they keep walking
- >>They dont stop, they dont falter
- >>They're like robots
- >>Celestia, do something different
- >>Throw a pie, crack a joke, SOMETHING
- >>
- >>
- >>Your standing in front of Celestia again
- >>"Now do you see what you come from? If you truly choose to defy me, I can always send you back there."
- >>GOD NO
- "I-I'll do as you wish, Princess."
- >>She smiles at you, you cant defy her
- >>"Thats just what I wanted to hear."
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