- >Equestria day 42
- >Eat your heart out, you get to be anon now
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- >>Hard floor
- >>Did you fall off the couch or something
- >>Open your eyes
- >>Damn the light, it burns us
- >>Shut them
- >>Slowly stir around, hear voices around you
- >>"Its moving!"
- >>"Eep!"
- >>"What in tarnation is it?"
- >>"If its alive, we can throw it a PARTY!"
- >>Pinkie...Twilight...Applejack...Fluttershy
- >>What are they talking about
- >>Open your eyes this time
- >>Metal cage, Twilight's library, 4 of the mane6 are looking at you
- >>Dash and Rarity are either gone or where you cant see them
- >>Stand up in the cage, bash head into roof of it
- "Oww, what did the world shrink or something?"
- >>You run a hand through your hair
- >>Wait, hair...hand...
- >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXGhvoekY44
- >>YOUR A HUMAN AGAIN
- >>Your so damn happy, smiling and giggling like a 5 year old
- >>Then you stop and realize your in a cage, in Ponyville
- >>Must be a dream
- "Its a dream. There's no way I could be here like this."
- >>You try and pinch yourself away, only works in you yelling in pain
- >>The ponys jump back
- >>"Can it understand us?"
- >>"I dont know, Fluttershy, your good with animals, can you understand it?"
- >>Since you've been around these ponys for the better part of a month now, you can understand them just fine
- "Guys, I can understand you just fine."
- >>They all recoil at you
- >>Apparently you can understand each other fairly well
- >>"Alright that's a start. Now we'd like to know-"
- >>Rainbow Dash flies at you full speed
- >>Those rosy eyes are still beautiful
- >>"What were you doing in Bolts house? What have you done with him? Huh, come one SPILL IT!"
- >>Dash finds herself get pulled away by Twilights magic
- >>"Now calm down Rainbow Dash, we'll never know where Bolt is is he doesn't tell us."
- >>Wait wait wait
- >>wut
- >>Thats right, you were Bolt before...today
- >>Wait, did you change into a human from being a pegasus
- >>Looks at yourself
- >>Thank Celestia you have clothes on...normal human clothes too
- >>Double Bonus
- "Um guys, I am Fire Bolt."
- >>The ponys look at you like your a lunatic or something
- >>All that's missing is a straight jacket now
- >>"There's NO way you could be Bolt, EVER!"
- >>Dash is up in your face again
- >>"Bolt is WAY cooler than you. So what did ya do to him, Eat him, Kill him?! I WANT ANSWE-"
- >>Twilights magic to save your ass again
- >>Waking up and losing her bro and finding you, you can tell Dash is more than pissed off now
- >>But nothing you say can make them see you were once Fire Bolt
- "Why wont you believe me?"
- >>You mutter it to yourself, give yourself some closure
- >>"Alright. Since YOU wont tell us, you leave us no choice but to contact Princess Celestia."
- >>Celestia on your ass, what'll she do then
- >>Kill you, Banish you, send you home
- >>Banishment you could live with, but the other two
- >>Death is a no, and sending you back to your world
- >>Doubt you could survive more then 10 minutes out there again
- >>Equestria has become your home, and like hell your going to let anyone take that from you
- >>Grit your teeth before you say this, it about kills you inside
- "Before you send me to whoever this person is, can I at least know your names?"
- >>The purple one looks at you and hesitates for a moment
- >>Damn it Twilight hurry it up
- >>"Alright then. Im Twilight Sparkle, thats Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie."
- >>So Rarity still wasn't here, either off in Canterlot like a whore or not you could care less
- >>"Now its your turn, tell us YOUR name."
- >>You cant call yourself Fire Bolt anymore
- >>New name again, second time this year
- >>Think about it, you only have one shot
- "Anonymous."
- >>As you say it, it seems more true to BE your human name than you think
- >>You are Anonymous
- >>And your damn proud of it
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- >>You arrive via chariot to Canterlot
- >>Still in a cage no less, fuck it wont let you move
- >>Even if it did let you move, they wouldn't let you anyways, guards all around as they bring you to Celestia
- >>Nice thing about the cage though
- >>It was designed by a pony FOR a pony
- >>Not an animal with opposable thumbs
- >>As your carried by your cage to Celestia, you manage to slip your hand through the bars and unlock the door from the outside
- >>Lucky you, they never put keys on the locks since ponys cant reach through the bars...or kick through for that matter
- >>In the gardens, the door is right there
- >>Fuck your heart is beating
- >>Save your life here, you have to run, and FAST
- >>You flight all your weight into the door and jump out of your cage
- >>Not a moment too soon, damn were you stiff
- >>Exercise your limbs later, you need an escape
- >>Your feet land on the two pegasus guards in front of you and you use them to kick off and get behind your captors
- >>Not a moment to slow though, Rainbow Dash is in the air
- >>You groan, not wanting to do this
- >>But its to stay here and HOPEFULLY reclaim dash
- >>You plant your foot square in her face, push off
- >>You keep going forward, she flies back into the original pegasi and sending the three to the ground
- >>Pegasi down, mad dash for freedom next
- >>You land and take off running
- >>Given your longer legs you quite easily outrun the land ponys but for the unicorns and their magic
- >>fuckmylife.jpg
- >>The gate is right there, you can see it, hell you can TASTE IT
- >>And then the nicest image you will ever see
- >>Guards all over the only hole in the wall, and they see you coming
- >>FUCK YOU UNIVERSE
- >>You bank hard left and run along side the wall hoping to draw them away so you can double back
- >>Fat chance, half of them follow, half of them stay
- >>So now what smart one, not gonna climb those walls are ya
- >>...
- >>THANK YOU BRAIN, THANK YOU
- >>Long shot, but if you can lose them in the castle you might have enough time to scale the walls and...
- >>Castle
- >>Fuck
- >>Well, there were worse ideas than that one
- >>So your only chance for survival is to go into a castle that ALSO holds your doom in an unknown room, try and out smart some guards who know this place like the back of their hand, and somehow manage to scale up a smooth wall without being seen
- >>Fuck might as well give it a try
- "Catch ya later suckers!"
- >>You yell at you pursuers before you dive right through a castle window
- >>At first you could have heard them gasp, but that didn't matter now
- >>You raced out of the room, into a smaller room, climbed some stairs
- >>You have no IDEA where you're going or what your doing
- >>You hear them behind you again
- >>NEED A DISTRACTION
- >>Behind you are some glass pane windows
- >>Perfect, you rear your leg and kick a hole into the glass, large enough they think you went through it again
- >>They're coming up the stairs now
- >>You dart into a nearby room and slowly close the door to leave only a crack
- >>They're standing at the window dumbfounded
- >>"Fan out! No way he could have survived something like that without hurting himself."
- >>You see the pegasi fly through the window, and the guards return down the stairs
- >>For now your safe,
- >>
- >>
- >>Until something puts its hoof on your shoulder
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